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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I may regret this as he may not see that he has won due to his weekend shagathon but the winner is Sean.
    Thus the torch is passed on
    seanoconn wrote:
    Word spreads that Fred is out bowling all night and Wilma is home alone.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Fix.
    Womble shags Fox come's to mind. :roll:

    A furry liaison.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Shurley Mr Pina you aren't referring to Baldy being manipulated by having a fist inserted inside him and guiding the decision to a favourable outcome for shagger sean :shock:


    Come on sean, get your finger out, literally.

    Why are we waiting….
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    I would say get a move on but its pointless. Anyone who can pull Seano out of Belinska should be crowned King of England.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Why are we waiting.....
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are we waiting.....

    the wait just continues
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    matthew h wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are we waiting.....

    the wait just continues

    Be patient. I'm sure Sean's coming. :wink:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Ballysmate wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are we waiting.....

    the wait just continues

    Be patient. I'm sure Sean's coming. :wink:

    :lol:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I may regret this as he may not see that he has won due to his weekend shagathon but the winner is Sean.
    Thus the torch is passed on
    seanoconn wrote:
    Word spreads that Fred is out bowling all night and Wilma is home alone.
    What! Definite fix, cheers Bally, I had Slowmart as the winner. Searching for a pic as we speak.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    78C989D2-B5E4-417C-9D2C-D5E130BA0DA9_zpsi9hw3vph.jpg

    Winner announced Wednesday.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Gee dad thanks! You say you've jacked it up for me to go into the cockpit of a flight and have a feel of the controls?
    Where does MH370 go anyway?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Have you ever seen a grown man from Stanraer naked Johnny?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Look mister, I don't want trinkets. It's $10 for hand relief, $20 for oral and $50 for botty sex.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Micheal O'Leary had to shag his way to his current position after being inspired in the Captains Cockpit.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    "...and this is what I gave to Mummy to make her very happy" O'Conn senior said to O'Conn junior.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    It turns out this is now the only remaining air Asia plane
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    "So why exactly is it called the cockpit?"

    "I'll show you later"
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    "Do you want to see how we're going to make this one disappear as well?"
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    " and this Johnny is how we train pilots to avoid premature aleron dysfunction "
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Grab hold of the special joy stick and you can pretend your a pilot in bumpy air
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Always turn left when you enter a plane and get away for the poor people, they're dull and boring.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Jeez mister, you want to stick that thing where as a warm up for what :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Hello little boy. These rings on my arm are actually depth markers.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GT was shocked but not surprised when the captain told him where his mum had let him stick his jumbo.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Have your first taste of pussy, it's the head stewardess's favourite toy.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Slowmart's grooming tactics were working a treat.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Why are we waiting
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Sorry for the delay, I passed out at work yesterday and managed to get home early.

    And the winner is....

    Matthew h "It turns out this is now the only remaining air Asia plane"

    Take it away Matthew.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Oh the irony, we're now waiting for the chanting one :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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