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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Chaps

    My neighbour is really getting on my nerves. Not only does she have an annoying cat which she adores, but she frequently leaves her wheely bin on the pavement. Is there any way I can get back at her in a vaguely ironic way?

    Thanks in advance

    Mike
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    Afternoon chaps, could you be so kind as to give me the winning lottery numbers for this Wednesday please?
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,114
    Guys, me and the other half have been discussing Da Mighty Chickens P7 build (or rather lack of)

    She's bet me £20 that DMC won't get it built before our daughter leaves home for University.

    Is my money safe, or do I have to get prepared to pony up the dough ?



    PS it's our daughter's 9th birthday this coming Tuesday.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Afternoon chaps, could you be so kind as to give me the winning lottery numbers for this Wednesday please?

    [spooky-knowing-voice]look at your signature[/spooky-knowing-voice]
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    *AL* wrote:
    Guys, me and the other half have been discussing Da Mighty Chickens P7 build (or rather lack of)

    She's bet me £20 that DMC won't get it built before our daughter leaves home for University.

    Is my money safe, or do I have to get prepared to pony up the dough ?



    PS it's our daughter's 9th birthday this coming Tuesday.


    im afraid you're going to have to get some monies saved up there is no way that bike even exists as parts, those are all pictures from google.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Good to have you back, sheeps. Sorry, I seem to have been skipping my duties, I missed these last two questions :oops:
    I was busy riding with a fat sheepscnut in Llandegla all day yesterday, so... :lol:
  • bobpzero
    bobpzero Posts: 1,431
    whats best to do if i dont get a response but a load of views on a thread in the buying advice section? the grisley glacier was given away to a friend
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Good to have you back, sheeps. Sorry, I seem to have been skipping my duties, I missed these last two questions :oops:
    I was busy riding with a fat sheepscnut in Llandegla all day yesterday, so... :lol:

    he sounds like a legend, i bet he's quite good over a set of jumps and drops too :lol:

    twas a mega day, did the weather stay good up there?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Been lovely up here. I was sweating like a priest in a preschool in town, since I made the mistake of wearing my fleece jacket.
    Just been for a quick blast on the bike, which now has green grips, which are the best thing ever. Probably even better than the joplin, because I can see them the whole time!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Been lovely up here. I was sweating like a priest in a preschool in town, since I made the mistake of wearing my fleece jacket.
    Just been for a quick blast on the bike, which now has green grips, which are the best thing ever. Probably even better than the joplin, because I can see them the whole time!

    we will need to see pics im afraid.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    ok, I will definitely get some tomorrow, if not tonight. These things are so epicly green that they need to be interwebbed.
    I'm all for the green issue me, you know. Apparently it helps the O2 arena, or something.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    its good to be green, you should dontae 17 of your gears to the cause.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    there seems to be a lack of advice in here now, could it be that we have solved all of the worlds problems?

    nice work yeehaa.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    ah shit, THIS is where I mentioned the green grips. I'd forgotten where I'd mentioned it!
  • I have grey pubic hairs, what can i do? :(
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Due it pink and become a popstar.

    NEXT
  • Due it pink and become a popstar.

    NEXT
    :lol: class! but i cant sing for shit, oh wait, that doesnt matter, they all mime anyway !
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    I can sell you an old Autotune ATR-1
  • I'm skint, think you can fix that?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Unfortunately, money is one subject I have no knowledge of, as I am also permamently skint.

    Try selling kidneys. It always works for me, I must have sold a dozen of them over the years.
    Not your own kidneys, of course. Other people's.
    Selling other people's kidneys is a great way to make some quick cash, because those people who's kidneys you are selling will generally want them back from you as well, adding to the size of your potential market.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    make sure you sell them from your neighbours garden though.
  • what's best method of waxing and polishing ball bags
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    what's best method of waxing and polishing ball bags

    bare your knackers

    fit some small block 8 tyres, flip your bike upside down then spin the back wheel as fast as you can with the cranks.

    rub the back wheel with a block of butter as it spins then gently dangle your nut sack onto the rapidly spinning butter covered tyre.

    job done.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    im currently looking for a new job.

    give me some ideas...
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    ive got a job for you.
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    hand or blow???


    or both???

    (you already know my conditions for this to happen)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    you decide, just dont tell the wife, i'll get a mask, it was frankie boyle wasnt it?

    frankieboyle1new_175x125.jpg
  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    yeah i love the angry ginger scot with wierd little ears look.
  • i'm buying a pet elephant monday or tuesday next week, any tips?