Yeeha and Sheeps advice corner
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should toilet paper sheet size be increased or decreased?0
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blister pus wrote:should toilet paper sheet size be increased or decreased?
it should remain the same size but we should use less.
fold one single bit of paper,
roll it into a cone shape and tear of the end, keep this removed bit
unroll the paper and it should have a hole in the middle
put your finger through the hole, you should look like your finger is wearing a paper skrt
pick the poo off your hole with your finger
wrap the paper around your finger tightly and withdraw your finger
your finger should be clean if you gripped tightly enough
now, take the piece of paper you tore off to make the hole, fold it into a sharp point and pick the poo from under your finger nail
[gordonramsey]wipng your obvious with one piece of paper: done[/gordonramsey]
i know a bloke who has such a hairy ars3 (from behind it looks like he has bob marley in a bum lock) he wont have a poo unless he can have a shower straight after as its uimpossible to clean his sphincter without either a shower or an old priest, a young priest and copy of the book of rites.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:i know a bloke who has such a hairy ars3 (from behind it looks like he has bob marley in a bum lock) he wont have a poo unless he can have a shower straight after as its uimpossible to clean his sphincter without either a shower or an old priest, a young priest and copy of the book of rites.
which leads directly on to..............
this is highly pertinent as i've taken to shaving my own anus with my multi purpose ball bag and chest clippers for cycling (name of the game is to be so clean as to not leave a brown stain) and sweat rash - and to be frank it's fucking rocket science trying to get into the crevice without drawing blood. and a back / sack / crack job is not happenin'
where do we stand on anus shaving and methods then?0 -
hmm, tricky.
have you ever heard of "fire"
use that.0 -
Wait, did you just say you had a multi purpose ball bag?0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:Wait, did you just say you had a multi purpose ball bag?
and you are going to use it to shave you anus?0 -
I did - and have, but let's not get side tracked on the sensational red top headline stuff for a sec.yeehaamcgee wrote:Wait, did you just say you had a multi purpose ball bag?
this is what i'm currently using for hair removal
Edit: including penis shaft0 -
I somehow doubt the practicality of a multi purpose ball bag, if one of those uses is as a set of hair clippers.
If I could get my balls anywhere near enough my face to shave with them, then I'd have far better things to do with my bendy self than shave.0 -
This is why I almost always have a beard.yeehaamcgee wrote:I somehow doubt the practicality of a multi purpose ball bag, if one of those uses is as a set of hair clippers.
If I could get my balls anywhere near enough my face to shave with them, then I'd have far better things to do with my bendy self than shave.
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If you were cloned, who would win in a fight; you or clone?0
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Me, of course.
That's obvious.0 -
and me.0
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If I saw a clone of me though, I think that might be enough to turn me gay. I am quite a catch.0
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Serious one for Yeehaa, as I know you're a sound engineer: Can you recommend a cheap multi-track recorder?
I'm wanting to start recording my guitar, and as it's just me, I want to record both the chord and lead parts at the same time. Connection to the computer would be nice but not essential, as I can probably get an interface for whatever it records to if I need to. I'll need 4 tracks at a guess, though more would obviously be nice. Cheap as possible too.
By the way, doesn't have to be great quality, I'm not looking to let anyone hear them really, it's more for myself to hear my own progress, and trying to get the recordings synced up properly while recording in Audacity is a nightmare...0 -
whyamihere wrote:Serious one for sheeps, as I know you're a legend: Can you recommend a cheap recorder?
no worries:
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That's ideal, thanks.0
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no worries, sugar tits. 0
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I'm not the best person to ask about this, since I've been out of the home studio "scene" for a few years, unfortunately, but I'll PM you with a few ideas.whyamihere wrote:Serious one for Yeehaa, as I know you're a sound engineer: Can you recommend a cheap multi-track recorder?0 -
Dear DiedrYeehaa and Sheepy Kyle,
I appear to enjoy riding bikes more than riding women, which troubles me somewhat. Don't get me wrong, I do love riding women when I'm too drunk to ride my bike safely, though I can't help thinking that there is something fundamentally wrong there.
Anyway, back to the point.....
T-bone Roysters or Steak McCoys?0 -
roysters if there was a gun to my head but really the best crisps are cheese and obvious discos. (between two slices of buttered bread and dipped into tomato soup)0
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As Sheeps would almost certainly fark his own ass if he could reach, this is directed to Mr McGee.
Anthea Turner, yea or nay ?0 -
I'll be honest, I always found Frisps to be more flavoursome than discos. Forgive me if I am wrong and have spoken out of turn (insert grovelling apology emoticon here)0
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Anthea turner?
YES.
Especially if she gets that snake involved too.0 -
ste_t wrote:I'll be honest, I always found Frisps to be more flavoursome than discos. Forgive me if I am wrong and have spoken out of turn (insert grovelling apology emoticon here)
i very nearly chose frisps but i didnt think they were still available. mind you, im always right about everything so the discos decision stands.0 -
I think you can still get Frisps in Iceland, though you'll have to ask your mum about that one (I'm sure there is one in Rhyl.) Get her to send you some any let me know your thoughts.0
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i'll be in rhyl tomorrow so i'll see if there is an iceland and if there are some frisps inside it.0
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Your mum's gone to Iceland.0
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Rhyl must be lovely, I've often enjoyed driving past it. I shall endeavour to find some Frisps on the morrow, just incase all the ones in Rhyl have been stolen.0
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id like to have a go on her, in there.0
