Yeeha and Sheeps advice corner
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Brownies......DONE0
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ricardo_smooth wrote:Brownies......DONE
I think it has to come from Yeeha or Sheeps to be an official decision.Ride it like you stole it!0 -
true I suppose it is their advice corner after all. However I feel this is the safest bet as if he doesn't like chocolate, then he's not worth bothering with anyway0
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MissBint37 wrote:I still have no advice on which cake to give though....and consequently which one I can nom myself when I get home from work
this is tricky enough all on its own.
both cakes and the brownies sound delicious, i would be especially impresed by the carrot and orange cake.
however,
i would want that myself so would offer the banana cake if i was you. not least as it would be a statement of intent (what with cake meaning penis and banana being shaped like some of the peniseseses i have seen) but he will be pleased im sure and you dont have to share the more delicious sounding cake.0 -
Carrot cake. Carrot cake is awesomes. In fact, is scores a solid 0.574 Yees.0
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i like big butts, and i cannot lie. can you help me stop liking big butts, or just help me to lie about my love of them0
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dankenney2010 wrote:i like big butts, and i cannot lie. can you help me stop liking big butts, or just help me to lie about my love of them0
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So being new to the cc ,I previously asked the girls on their advice thread about whether to dump my now ex gf. I followed their advice and dumped her ass. I now realise that this is obviously the original advice thread and so I submit my trilemma. My ex is driving up to see her parents in Scotland and is stopping over at mine tonight. So what should I do. A) mtfu and sh@@ her silly. be a gent and sleep on the sofa . C) tell her she can stay in my flat mates room 'cause he's away, which he's not he'll be back about midnight plastered.
I could prob get some cash for option c. She arrives about 9 so I'll need an answer before then.
CheersAll hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!0 -
get her in doors, then smash her doors in.
leave her in your mates room with her head turned backwards and phone the police after your mate falls asleep.0 -
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Please advise as to most efficient methods for turning wimins heads backwards, many thanks0
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you need 2 hands.
place one on either side of her head, grip her ears and push one forwards whilst pulling one back like you are trying to pull a search instructor off of your mother.
works everytime0 -
Is this thread officially dead? :twisted:+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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IcarusGreen wrote:Is this thread officially dead? :twisted:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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oh yeah, i would say it should remain named as it is, thats what happened when i was banned.
so, anyone need some advice?0 -
Dear Sheepsteeth,
Your previous advice has been spot on, however I am slightly worried that the absolute power may corrupt you:
Since breaking up with my ex I am reluctant to start dating, what's the best way to get back into the dating scene ? Do I simply hang a lime around my neck?All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!0