Yeeha and Sheeps advice corner

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  • ricardo_smooth
    ricardo_smooth Posts: 1,281
    Brownies......DONE
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    Brownies......DONE

    I think it has to come from Yeeha or Sheeps to be an official decision.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • ricardo_smooth
    ricardo_smooth Posts: 1,281
    true I suppose it is their advice corner after all. However I feel this is the safest bet as if he doesn't like chocolate, then he's not worth bothering with anyway :lol:
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I still have no advice on which cake to give though....and consequently which one I can nom myself when I get home from work :lol:

    this is tricky enough all on its own.

    both cakes and the brownies sound delicious, i would be especially impresed by the carrot and orange cake.

    however,

    i would want that myself so would offer the banana cake if i was you. not least as it would be a statement of intent (what with cake meaning penis and banana being shaped like some of the peniseseses i have seen) but he will be pleased im sure and you dont have to share the more delicious sounding cake.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Carrot cake. Carrot cake is awesomes. In fact, is scores a solid 0.574 Yees.
  • i like big butts, and i cannot lie. can you help me stop liking big butts, or just help me to lie about my love of them
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    i like big butts, and i cannot lie. can you help me stop liking big butts, or just help me to lie about my love of them
    You have a secret love or backsides, maybe you should hook up with Gazlar.
  • So being new to the cc ,I previously asked the girls on their advice thread about whether to dump my now ex gf. I followed their advice and dumped her ass. I now realise that this is obviously the original advice thread and so I submit my trilemma. My ex is driving up to see her parents in Scotland and is stopping over at mine tonight. So what should I do. A) mtfu and sh@@ her silly. B) be a gent and sleep on the sofa . C) tell her she can stay in my flat mates room 'cause he's away, which he's not he'll be back about midnight plastered.


    I could prob get some cash for option c. She arrives about 9 so I'll need an answer before then.

    Cheers
    All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    get her in doors, then smash her doors in.

    leave her in your mates room with her head turned backwards and phone the police after your mate falls asleep.
  • RevellRider
    RevellRider Posts: 1,794
    Not that I'd question the might Sheepsteeth, but shouldn't there be a lime, some string and a jar of livers involved too?
  • Please advise as to most efficient methods for turning wimins heads backwards, many thanks
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    you need 2 hands.

    place one on either side of her head, grip her ears and push one forwards whilst pulling one back like you are trying to pull a search instructor off of your mother.

    works everytime
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    Is this thread officially dead? :twisted:
    + 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,860
    Is this thread officially dead? :twisted:
    No but it might need renaming....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    oh yeah, i would say it should remain named as it is, thats what happened when i was banned.

    so, anyone need some advice?
  • Dear Sheepsteeth,

    Your previous advice has been spot on, however I am slightly worried that the absolute power may corrupt you:

    Since breaking up with my ex I am reluctant to start dating, what's the best way to get back into the dating scene ? Do I simply hang a lime around my neck?
    All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!