Yeeha and Sheeps advice corner
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Now you're rambling nonsensically and mentioning god, so I that unfortunately leads me to believe you are some sort of religionist.bluechair84 wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:
That has no effect on our being existent. I think you have misunderstood completely.bluechair84 wrote:Dear biking Gods, Hawking has just said that you do not exist as Gravity is capable of destroying and recreating universes in a cyclic model. What do you have to say about this?
If the life and death of the universe can be explained in terms of math, with no 'unknown factors' which can't be explained... no X factor which scientists have to just accept... then what role does God play in our universe? He didn't create it, we can explain that one - rather, Microsoft Sam can. I can't, I meerly teach English 8)
There is no helping you I'm afraid. Just go and make up your own theories on life, the universe and everything, or just read some ancient story book and decide that it's fact like all the others do. You have no place in a scientific community.
Maybe you could turn Amish? Could be a nice life for you.0 -
I hear Jeff Jones is selling his Spaceframe frames for the rather reasonable sum of 7 grand or so. Are you SURE you can't afford one? You must be really poor to not be able to afford that, surely?joshtp wrote:I want a new frame but have no money.... what do i do?
Failing that, there's a fair bit of money to be made from prostitution. Have you considered selling your body to rich businessmen?0 -
that jones is bargaintastic!yeehaamcgee wrote:
I hear Jeff Jones is selling his Spaceframe frames for the rather reasonable sum of 7 grand or so. Are you SURE you can't afford one? You must be really poor to not be able to afford that, surely?joshtp wrote:I want a new frame but have no money.... what do i do?
Failing that, there's a fair bit of money to be made from prostitution. Have you considered selling your body to rich businessmen?
thanks, ill give that a go.I like bikes and stuff0 -
what's lime and string for?I still can't understand why I want a singlespeed steel hardtail when I already have a full-susser with 27 gears.0
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RideXC wrote:what's lime and string for?
tie a short length of string around a lime, on the other end tie a loop big enough to put your big toe in it.
shove the lime up your obvious, put the soles of your feet together put the loop of string around your big toe.
as you have a lovely wank keep the soles of your feet together and as you reach the end and your legs go straight, the lime gets tugged out of your necessary and it is said to be the best wank you will ever have.0 -
Bentley, Benz or Beemer?0
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None of the above.0
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In a recent post by Kitty, I prempted what Sheepsteeth would say regarding the condition of her garden, I also understood that this would be used as a double-entendre to refer to her genital area/pubic hair. I am worried now that I think in the same way as the right hon Sheepsteeth, and wonder whether I should allow myself to integrate into normal society?0
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The truth is, Gaz... Nobody is really fit for inclusion into what is termed "normal society", but the majority of people fool themselves into believing they are.
Normal society is really a collection of people pretending to be like each other.
So you'll be fine, as long as you keep hiding the bodies in your next door neighbour's garden. Or, like in the TV Series Dexter, hide them under freshly dug graves.0 -
gazderry wrote:In a recent post by Kitty, I prempted what Sheepsteeth would say regarding the condition of her garden, I also understood that this would be used as a double-entendre to refer to her genital area/pubic hair. I am worried now that I think in the same way as the right hon Sheepsteeth, and wonder whether I should allow myself to integrate into normal society?
it either means i am being too obvious and predictable, which i doubt as i am actually nothing short of being a legend. or you are similar in ways to me, which is a good thing as i am a legend.
this world would be a better place for everyone if more folk were like us Gaz.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:gazderry wrote:In a recent post by Kitty, I prempted what Sheepsteeth would say regarding the condition of her garden, I also understood that this would be used as a double-entendre to refer to her genital area/pubic hair. I am worried now that I think in the same way as the right hon Sheepsteeth, and wonder whether I should allow myself to integrate into normal society?
it either means i am being too obvious and predictable, which i doubt as i am actually nothing short of being a legend. or you are similar in ways to me, which is a good thing as i am a legend.
this world would be a better place for everyone if more folk were like us Gaz.
Thankyou for putting my mind at rest. I was worried as some people seem to not understand you, but I guess Jesus was the same, he was misunderstood, but people realised his power too late. I think in a lot of ways Sheepsteeth you are like Jesus0 -
im quite good to be fair so cheers mate.0
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I have a problem of the most embarasing (for those around me) nature.
you see, im terribly good at everything i ever do, and therefore ruin everybody else's lives, and embarass those in my presence.
what shall i do?I like bikes and stuff0 -
Stop lying?0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:Stop lying?
IM good at everything Yeeha, i never, ever lye. IM even amzing at lying.
I like bikes and stuff0 -
not good enough, evidently.0
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tie a short length of string around a lime, on the other end tie a loop big enough to put your big toe in it.
shove the lime up your obvious, put the soles of your feet together put the loop of string around your big toe.
as you have a lovely wank keep the soles of your feet together and as you reach the end and your legs go straight, the lime gets tugged out of your necessary and it is said to be the best wank you will ever have.
thanks you for your enlightening explanation sheepsteeth! Now I know what my neighbour was doing in his garden and why he threw a plastic bag with limes and some strings into MY garden! (maybe he reads the BR mtb forums?)I still can't understand why I want a singlespeed steel hardtail when I already have a full-susser with 27 gears.0 -
Maybe you looked like you needed a tommy tank, and he took pity on you?0
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Dear gang, I was having a lovely lime and string wank the other day when I climaxed so hard, I ejaculated my bag of limes and string into my neighbours garden, what should I do?0
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nip round and bury a dead prostitue in his house.0
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does it have to be freshly dead or can I use one of the ones stinking up my coal shed?0
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Depends if you need fuel for the coming winter. If not, then use one of the old stinking ones.
May as well keep the fresh one for more fun.0 -
aaand thats recycling folks!0
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I'm bored because no one has asked for advice since tuesday, and that was me. I dont want to appear like I'm needy, or jumping on the bandwagon vis a vis this whole thread, but I also like reading your sensible, morally profound and useful advice
What can I do to make sure there is a steady stream of advice for me to read, but without hogging this thread?0 -
Is red really the fastest colour?
I'm considering, as a temporary measure until I can afford to get my NRS frame re-sprayed, getting some blue replacement decals for my shock and forks. Would this adversly affect it's overall speed?0 -
Not quite el cap. What you really need is a bike that looks blue as it approaces someone, and red as it goes away from them.
So paint the front of your bike blue, including a blue front tyre, and blue fronted clothes, then the back of your clothes should be red, as if you're ridden through a river of mud and got covered in it.
That will convince anyone who sees you that you're going at galactic speeds.0 -
Hmmm, you've just given me a bit of an idea - what about getting the bike resprayed in a red/blue colour changing perlescence paint scheme - so it does actually change colour as I zoom past?0
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then you'd be the fastest person ever, visually.0
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when i ride my bike i get sweaty, whats the best way to stop this/still smell fresh for the honeyzzzz?I like bikes and stuff0
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i'm anus shaving tonight ready for an early am start mountain bicycle ride.
Number 1 or 2 for the clipper setting?0
