Yeeha and Sheeps advice corner

BlackSpur

I've just bought myself a new pair of headphones and I'm feeling guilty - i've spent loads recently and I'm meant to be saving for uni! What can I do to get rid of the guilt?

Cleat Eastwood

Rate my bird please.....and I'll let you both have a go on her.

Anonymous

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Rate my bird please.....and I'll let you both have a go on her.

She's got a nice fluoro jacket. Bet she liker her e's and a bit of hardcore at the local raves.

Anonymous

joshtp wrote:

when i ride my bike i get sweaty, whats the best way to stop this/still smell fresh for the honeyzzzz?

put neat mint source shower gel in your clothes .

Anonymous

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Rate my bird please.....and I'll let you both have a go on her.

i would rate her at mint/10 but mainly because her knockers are enormous and im straight. therefore she is from legendarysville.

believe me when i say that i would smash her so hard you will ache in the obvious by proxy.

Anonymous

blister pus wrote:

i'm anus shaving tonight ready for an early am start mountain bicycle ride.

Number 1 or 2 for the clipper setting?

neither, fire.

Anonymous

BlackSpur wrote:

I've just bought myself a new pair of headphones and I'm feeling guilty - i've spent loads recently and I'm meant to be saving for uni! What can I do to get rid of the guilt?

go and square blisterobvious's necessary.

gazeddy

ive just lost my job and am wondering what to do next? i was a mechanic but want to get out of it

Lester Cat

I was servicing my forks the other night, and it was hot, so I was all bare.
Anyway, i slipped and a bit of the fork went up my bottom, and mojo won't honour the guarantee.Does this sound fair?

Anonymous

gazeddy wrote:

ive just lost my job and am wondering what to do next? i was a mechanic but want to get out of it

ive heard ann summers are looking for testers for their new arse dildos and their new rocksalt lubricant.

their address is here: ann summers recruitment

Anonymous

Lester Cat wrote:

I was servicing my forks the other night, and it was hot, so I was all bare.
Anyway, i slipped and a bit of the fork went up my bottom, and mojo won't honour the guarantee.Does this sound fair?

no it sounds like you are being treated very unfairly.

just for a laugh, cover your forks in poo and then send them to mojo anyway.

that'l learn em.

Lester Cat

Thanks for the advice Mr Sheepsteeth, but they've backed down.
I naturally produce fluids of 7.5wt, so have done nothing wrong, Ha the jokes on you so called Mojo.

Anonymous

Lester Cat wrote:

Thanks for the advice Mr Sheepsteeth, but they've backed down.
I naturally produce fluids of 7.5wt, so have done nothing wrong, Ha the jokes on you so called Mojo.

nice work, you might need to pop round and wank into my forks for me next time i do a service

Lester Cat

I didn't know you were a Vicar, but i'll do my best.

Anonymous

Lester Cat wrote:

I didn't know you were a Vicar, but i'll do my best.

go in peace.

ste_t

I'm just up the road from Rhyl. I was going to take part in a challenge, which would mean a guaranteed win for me, but it means I would have to pretend that someone else's mum was actually my mum.

1) Would this be acceptable, or will I bring shame upon my family as a result?

2) Whats her address?

I'm sure you love a winner just as much as god does, so I look forward to your help in this matter.

Anonymous

yup she lives at

15 rhyl road,
rhyl.
wales,
england
TTFN 69

nip round asap.

Anonymous

Wales, England

PMSL

Anonymous

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Wales, England

PMSL

that was especially for you yeehaa!!

Twonk

I am naked.

Please assist.

Anonymous

What kind of assistance do you want? That's not a question.

jonnyc2420

Yee - could you possibly reccomend some lights for me.........?

Anonymous

I'll put your lights out in a minute :twisted:

jonnyc2420

you don't have a good minute in you......... :twisted:

But on a serious note..... I work in a school and want to leave early 'cause its nice outside........ whats the best way to leave without being noticed?

(I have to go from one end of school to the other in order to get out and leave by going past the heads door)

Anonymous

Why leave school without being noticed? Try and fondle some of the kids, and they'll SEND you home, and you won't have to go in ever again.
Problem solved.

jonnyc2420

Niiice !! thanks for that - will let you know how things progress........

jonnyc2420

Dear Yee - I'm whispering because I'm hiding in an art cuboard at school....... Ive just been beaten up by a yr 11 girl (I think she was from Rhyl) as she rejected my request for help with leaving early.......and now the police and a mob of angry parents are combing the area looking for me....... should I hand myself in to the police or face the angry mob.....?
and how do I tell my wife why I think i may be late home.....

Anonymous

Face the angry mob, they'll send you home.
Or failing that, it's already 20 past 3, isn't it? I thought school finished about now anyway.

Anonymous

johnny, sit tight, i'll be there with 3 cans from a 4 pack of stella and a cooked chicken from tesco.

snotty badger

I need a quick £2000, any ideas?