Yeeha and Sheeps advice corner
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get the chicken from KFObvious and get chips from the chippy to make one big super meal. i cant see the problem here.0
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awesome idea 8)sheepsteeth wrote:get the chicken from KFObvious and get chips from the chippy to make one big super meal. i cant see the problem here.
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sheepsteeth wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:I've seen a certain Mr Sheep's chain come off, even though he also has a blackspire stinger, and I can only assume it's because he only has the two smallest rings, and no bashguard.
it did happen a few times but because in an un-characteristicaly retarded turn of events, i hadnt set my stop screws properly and inadvertantly dropped the chain as i pushed the shifter too far.
I would imagine no bashguard on a small ring could prove problematic in sweaty situations.0 -
ill prove sweaty in your small ring in a minute.0
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Sheeps and Yeeha!
It's sweltering hot in Africa and we're anticipating the first rains of the year which have not yet arrived.
I've been watching American Indian rain dances on YouTube, wondering if those rituals would actually work here in Africa.
The other alternative is to sacrifice a water balloon to appease the gods of rain
What do you think of my ideas? Do you have any of your own?0 -
What you need to do is to get a large group of drunk welsh speakers, and get the area you're in officially renamed "Blaenau Ffestiniog".
It can't possibly fail.0 -
Can I just ask if the irony is intentional of a Welsh guy befriending a user with a screenname containing the word Sheep in it?0
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Nope, just a happy coincidence.
And besides, don't let him know, but it's not really friendship, I'm just leading him on so that once he's bought his Bionicon, I can leave him in a ditch with his head pointing backwards, and leaving myself up one Bionicon.0 -
and my plan is to return to wales and steal it, then rename it england.0
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I have a problem. There are no Indian restaurants/takeaways in Montevideo and I am feeling the need for a masala and chicken pakora. It gets worse in that the only places that does spicy food are some Mexican establishments which I'm not interested in.
What's a man to do?Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
hmm,thats a toughie.
my advice is chin up wet pants. eat as the locals do. but use a knife and fork, you're a tourist, not a savage like them foreigners over there.0 -
ive started a new job delivering pizzas. but the boss is taking the obvious. hes of a certain asian descent and is really starting to annoy me if it werent for needing the money hed be facing the wrong way in a ditch. how can i deal with it?I rode what you dug last summer0
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Have you considered relocating to somewhere more civilised, like Coatbridge?Coatbridgeguy wrote:I have a problem. There are no Indian restaurants/takeaways in Montevideo and I am feeling the need for a masala and chicken pakora. It gets worse in that the only places that does spicy food are some Mexican establishments which I'm not interested in.
What's a man to do?0 -
Stop moaning you big girly racist, and do your bloody work. Either that, or become the first ever pregnant man, then claim a council house and associated benefits.gazeddy wrote:ive started a new job delivering pizzas. but the boss is taking the obvious. hes of a certain asian descent and is really starting to annoy me if it werent for needing the money hed be facing the wrong way in a ditch. how can i deal with it?0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
Have you considered relocating to somewhere more civilised, like Coatbridge?Coatbridgeguy wrote:I have a problem. There are no Indian restaurants/takeaways in Montevideo and I am feeling the need for a masala and chicken pakora. It gets worse in that the only places that does spicy food are some Mexican establishments which I'm not interested in.
What's a man to do?
"A 33-YEAR-OLD Coatbridge man entered a shop and shouted “You black Taliban b******. This isn’t your f****** shop.”
Stewart Smith, of Millbrae Court, then pointed at shopkeeper Abdul Haziq and shouted: “I’ll put this right through you, you black c***” and then left the shop.
His defence agent said: “He has no recollection of the incident.
“It is completely distasteful. He lifted up a ginger bottle, made the comment and left.
“He has sole custody of his daughter. He is not taking his medication. He has attended integrated services.”
Sheriff Frank Pieri said: “This is an extremely serious offence.”
The accused was placed on probation for 18 months.
He admitted acting in a racially aggressive manner and intending to cause alarm and distress to Abdul Haziq at the Bank Street shop in Coatbridge on October 27 last year."
Civilised? I do miss it thoughFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
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A Hilti hammerdrill, and some imagination.projectsome wrote:I had a girl over last night. She was an ungrateful b##ch, she suggested we use some toys in the bedroom to spice things up a bit. 3 f##king hours that scalextric took to set up and she didn't even play with it!! What toys would you suggest?0 -
Sorry, this may go on a little.
I've been happily married now for 6 years or so, or so I thought. It all started when my other half was getting bored in the evenings, with me mountain biking all the time she was feeling left out. So, i sugested she take up an evening class. Two weeks later she had decided to have a go at Salsa dancing. My best mate who was best man at our wedding did it and had being dancing for a while, I didn't mind, I trusted Bob implicitly, we were best mates after all. Around a month or so later she was going out two or three times a weeks 'practicing'. Going round to Bob's house to practice 'moves'. It was great at first as she was giving me less earache about riding all the time. But then she started acting odd. She'd get dressed up even more than usual to practice, she was becoming more and more distant.
We stopped doing the few things we actually enjoyed doing together, we just didn't laugh anymore.
I didn't know what to think at first, I guess I was caught up in riding all the time, then they were spotted by my sister in a pub on a night they should have been dancing. I was upset at first but then I became more and more angry, determined to catch her 'at it' I started to follow her around, when she went shopping to the local Mall, I was there watching. When she told me she was out getting dinner with her Mum, I was again the trying to catch her out. Trying to get proof with my own eyes that would confirm once and for all she was seeing some one else.
Then one night I was hiding in my garage hoping to spy on her when she was being dropped off by Bob after a class. Then whilst I was crouched down behind my hardtail I noticed a really deep scratch in the seat tube of the Ti frame, it's about 4" long and starts about a quarter of an inch from the seatstay/seatube weld. Do you think it'll be ok? Or do you thing I'd be best getting it profesionally looked at?0 -
Uncle Peter, a scratch? You're worried about a scratch?
This kinds of proves you're not much of a man, hence why your missus is running to your best mate for good hard seeing too.
Grow a pair.0 -
iitll be fine, all you need is some lime and a string, rub the lime on the scratch, wrap it in string the shove some liver up your ar5e.0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:
Grow a pair.
then get them out at people. alot.0 -
Hey thanks for that, Baby Bio bought and liberally sprinkled over my knackers.0
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nicely done, they should blossom nicely.0
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What's the difference between lime and lemon?+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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Limes are green and taste of lime, lemons are yellow and taste of lemon.IcarusGreen wrote:What's the difference between lime and lemon?
If you're an economist, or whatever they're called, then obviously, the green lime is better, as it is bio-degradable and more friendly to the environment, whereas the yellow lemons are not green and will destroy the earth if you throw them away after you're finished.0 -
lost my job couple of months ago (well when i say lost, i mean i resigned).
Owner of business is a complete t*sser and expected me to go to glasgow from inverness for a 9am start and not get remunerated for my troubles. (hence i resigned).
Anyway, am considering D-locking the cnut as he is being a complete bellend about my mortgage form and trying to make it awkward for me.
Thoughts?
A. Bench press the f*cker
B. Maim him
C. Bide my time and allow solicitors to tear him a new one!2009 Trek 3900 disc https://www.flickr.com/photos/125245570 ... 613755884/
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Bench pressing him sounds like an euphemism for "shagging him" as far as I'm concerned, so I'd avoid that one, unless he's actually a handsome man, and you want to "experiment" hey, it's a free world.
What I'd be tempted to do is saw off his arms, then rape him with his own fists.0 -
Nuts! It wasn't a scratch, it was a crack - my frame failed last night.0
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Why, oh wise and humble Sheepsteeth, do you never answer your PM's?!I like bikes and stuff0
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He's already answered this question before, in a way.joshtp wrote:Why, oh wise and humble Sheepsteeth, do you never answer your PM's?!
http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12722383sheepsteeth wrote:i never answer my door to anyone for any reason.
i hate people.
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