Yeeha and Sheeps advice corner
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Why not abduct a small child, and sell it to the pope?
I'm sure you'd be paid handsomely. On top of that, get a mate to photograph you selling the child to the pope, and you could then sell THOSE photos for even more profit!0 -
Hmm, doesn't the Pope have access to young boys already?
It would have to be a special child- any recommendations?0 -
Well, he's on holiday. I don't think even customs would allow him to bring his supply of children along.snotty badger wrote:Hmm, doesn't the Pope have access to young boys already?
It would have to be a special child- any recommendations?
Special child. Hmm. Have you still got Madeline locked up? I bet she'd fetch a good price.0 -
Good idea, she normally does 8)0
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Hypothetical question here, this has been the subject of many a [stoned] debate
If I'm driving in a car at the speed of light (1,079 million KM/h or 671 million MPH) and I switch the headlights on, will I see them?0 -
Depends. What's the car?0
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yeehaamcgee wrote:Depends. What's the car?
Stupid question! Everyone knows there is only 1 car that can travel at that speed, and it's an estate, and runs on diesel.
And it dosent need lights because owners are guided by the power of their smugness.
Get your head in the game Yeehaa!0 -
You're thinking the same as me, CWnT. I was going to smack him down if he suggested a delorean.0
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Delorian :roll: I'll flux capacitor his ass if he tries that crap round here!
Now, my question:
D'ya like dags?0 -
Dags?
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I love snatch. And I love the film, "Snatch". But I don't like pikeys.0
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Certainly one of my favourite films ever.
I also like Snatch
and I also "fukin hate pikeys!"0 -
yeah, i like "dags"
but i prefer caravans.0 -
i have been advised to purchase a van. This van would serve two purposes - facilitating the murdering of prostitutes and also for carrying around my bikes.
My question - what should I wrap the dead bodies in to stop them oozing body fluids all over my bikes?0 -
clingfilm.
Or, your neighbours clothing. Steal them from their washing line at night.0 -
*taps head*
numbers
*points at feet*
dancing.
very nice work there yeehaa.
always use your neighbours clothing, preferably from the unwashed washing pile to include as much DNA as possible for extra culpability, dont forget to leave the prostitues head pointing backwards, its acceptable practice to do this post mortem but i find its nice to do as an actual method of murder.0 -
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Would anyone like the (crap) fizzycist (student, so possibly wrong) answer to the headlights question?0
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Also, if you honked the horn, how long would it be before you could hear the sound?0
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whyamihere wrote:Would anyone like the (crap) fizzycist (student, so possibly wrong) answer to the headlights question?
surely what would happen is the photons would become a standing wave (relative to the car traveling at the speed of light).El Capitano wrote:Also, if you honked the horn, how long would it be before you could hear the sound?
you wouldn't in a conventional car the horn is mounted in front of the driver. so if the driver sounded the horn, he/she/it would be traveling towards the sound waves, but with the doppler effect, relative to the driver the waves would have a shorter wave length and therefore a much higher frequency. now at the speed of light and without doing any maths to back this up, the frequency of the sound from the horn would be well above that of the threshold for human hearing. this is of course ignoring the fact that sound doesn't pass through a vacuum, as maybe found in any particular area of outer space.
now i'm not a fizzycist (student or otherwise) so all the above may infact be a whole heap of bullsh*t.Fancy a brew?0 -
why am i not as funny or as clever as either of you?
also, what is a good alternative to a bike for something to ride on sunny summer evenings?I like bikes and stuff0 -
My wife has just informed me that she needs a velour tracksuit to wear whilst cleaning the house
Is this natural?2014 Whyte T-129S0 -
Rich9 wrote:My wife has just informed me that she needs a velour tracksuit to wear whilst cleaning the house
Is this natural?
I wouldn't care what she wears Rich9, I'm glad your other half knows what cleaning the house is!!!0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:clingfilm.
Or, your neighbours clothing. Steal them from their washing line at night.
You've been watching too much Dexter :-)2010 Lynskey R230
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I'm having a few issues with the senior management at work. Now, under normal circumstances, they'd be found in a ditch in the neighbour's garden, with their heads pointing backwards, however as I'm at work this is going to be a little difficult to achieve.
So, what would be your suggestions for an appropriate 'work place' demise and body disposal?0 -
I'm a little disappointed at the number of threads in the CrudCatcher that seem to be getting deleted lately. Specifically ones from your biggest fan.
How would you propose to deal with this issue?0
