Yeeha and Sheeps advice corner
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Place body, alive or dead, in caravan. Explode caravan.
Even static caravans are the spawn of evil. You ever been behind on of THEM fukkers when they're being moved?0 -
Yup Yee is so right,
Ditch head backwards i feel on this one mate. gotta be the only answer....0 -
If i choose the right weekend and enough explosives i think i can take out a good chunk of the Skegness caravan posse.
Aslo if i explode the caravan with said people in it will save me having to use my killing stick again this year.
If anyone else has any other ideas hurry up as I'm putting this plan into action soon.0 -
There are no alternatives, but I can offer an improvement to your plan.
However many explosives you'd planned on using... use MOAR0 -
Guys I need some advice on where to buy explosives to do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=625OsObNXRc
Cheers0 -
Sheepsteeth's your man.
He trains people to find IEDs. which means he HIDES IED's.
If he happened to take a bunch of greenhorns near the caravan to play "hide the bomb", and accidentally destroyed several acers of caravans, well, no harm done, eh?0 -
Sounds like a plan ....... I do hope Sheepsteeth has the same hatred of caravans as the rest of the population and not a closet (or even worse a proud) caravanererererer or I'm going to have to go through with this myself.
Still time for anyone else with suggestions that don't involve murder or caravan death to help.
Yeahaa is adamant on caravan destruction0 -
Caravan conkers is the best way but it's hrder to get two cranes to hang them than to make some exposives sadly...0
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Thewaylander wrote:Caravan conkers is the best way but it's hrder to get two cranes to hang them than to make some exposives sadly...
Good idea ...... But only 2 caravans per conker session would get demolished and I'm bound to get busted smuggling cranes into the chavavan park.
I reckon I'd get away with one round of conkers before I'm taken out S.W.A.T stylee0 -
That is the down side unless you can get some people to run interference on the road lol.0
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Which would be the perfect irony.Thewaylander wrote:That is the down side unless you can get some people to run interference on the road lol.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
Which would be the perfect irony.Thewaylander wrote:That is the down side unless you can get some people to run interference on the road lol.
I have to admit i'd run cover for this. buzz some cops or summat in the deisel as long as someone recorded in HD for me hehe0 -
Dear Yeeha And Sheepshagger,
I plan to commit suicide very soon
Can you advise?0 -
Not if you're going to insult one of the crud overlords, no.Mental Mickey wrote:Dear Yeeha And Sheepshagger,
I plan to commit suicide very soon
Can you advise?
But sticking with today's theme, why not blow yourself up in a caravan, maybe with a hand grenade up your obvious, like a lime.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
Not if you're going to insult one of the crud overlords, no.Mental Mickey wrote:Dear Yeeha And Sheepshagger,
I plan to commit suicide very soon
Can you advise?
But sticking with today's theme, why not blow yourself up in a caravan, maybe with a hand grenade up your obvious, like a lime.
If you do take Yeehaa's advice please consider Skegness as a venue for your suicide and you could help me out on my conundrum too
I will of course supply the explosives (Yeehaa not enough damage with a hand grenade me thinks, might only dent the caravan doors :roll: )....... not sure about a lime though.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
Not if you're going to insult one of the crud overlords, no.Mental Mickey wrote:Dear Yeeha And Sheepshagger,
I plan to commit suicide very soon
Can you advise?
But sticking with today's theme, why not blow yourself up in a caravan, maybe with a hand grenade up your obvious, like a lime.
Should I become a serial killer first? Perhaps rid the world of pedo's and other sick inviduals?0 -
road_donut wrote:Guys I need some advice on where to buy explosives to do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=625OsObNXRc
Cheers
best bet is to make your own
for one large bomb you will need the following:
1x massive bag of................................
haaaaang on a minute,0 -
Dear Yeeha and Sheeps, this was posted in the wrong advice column...PamPen25 wrote:Hi Kitty and MissBint,
I have a question, although it has been known an impossible one to answer.
Why, especially when it comes to women, are men whingey so-and-so? Why can't they accept us as the superior race we are?
Thank for your time
Welllll, 1) we are not a superior race......however neither are they, we are just very different and whoever made us made us both faulty and unable to interpret one another.
2) As a woman, I cannot answer a question about the male mind, all I can say is that I don't understand it and I can't pretend to. I would suggest posting this in Yeeha & Sheep's thread. In fact, I shall put a copy of it there for you too.......I dread to think how they wil answer!!! :shock:Ride it like you stole it!0 -
other men have to behave in the way they do because to be fair, they are weak around women. i can only assume this is because they are not getting any
(unlike me who is getting it daily and nightly and ever so rightly)
my suggestion to god is to give men vaginas under their ball bags, this should restrict their fascination with them and they would have to by pass their ball bag en route to messing with their vagina. this should remind them that they are actually men and not whiney little faggots.
so there are 3 solutions:
1: men need to evolve in such a way as to have their own vagina
2: women need to evolve in such a way as to have teeth in their vaginas, c0ck hungy teeth
3: women need to put out. a lot.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:2: women need to evolve in such a way as to have teeth in their vaginas, c0ck hungy teeth
It's an explored idea :shock:0 -
I'm with 3 to be honest.....0
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Gents
Being rather new to this forum compared to the wise elders that have frequented these hallowed pages from the dawn of time, i am lacking in the knowledge of the original lime/string/jar post and after much searching i am still at a loss.
could you please enlighten me as the uses of these items as i feel i may have missed out on the obvious while it is wholey necessary
regards
Kaiser0 -
Dear Yeehaa and El Sheeps,
My Grandad wants me to take him to a lemon party because he can't drive. I see nothing wrong with an old man having a party with citrus fruit but my friends keep sniggering whenever I mention in. Should I drive him there or not?0 -
kaiser83 wrote:i feel i may have missed out on the obvious while it is wholey
Kaiser
my obvious is definately wholey0 -
kaiser83 wrote:Gents
Being rather new to this forum compared to the wise elders that have frequented these hallowed pages from the dawn of time, i am lacking in the knowledge of the original lime/string/jar post and after much searching i am still at a loss.
could you please enlighten me as the uses of these items as i feel i may have missed out on the obvious while it is wholey necessary
regards
Kaiser
ok,
you take a lime and tie a string round it. the other end of the string is to have a loop in it big enough for your big toe to go in.
the length between the end of the lime and the toe loop is dependent on the distance between your big toe and your anus when sat on a surface with the soles of your feet together
take the lime and slip it into your anus, take the loop and slip it around your big toe (remember to be sitting in the position described above)
now you have to have a lovely wank and the bit at the end when your legs go straight, the lime is tugged from your anus and it is supposed to be an amazing way to climax. it needs to be a citrus fruit for the whole afair to work properly
now, the liver is an extension to this method: you take an empty coffee jar and fill it with slices of raw, room temperature pigs liver. after gettign into position one (the seated position with the lime and string assembly fitted) you use the jar of liver to wank yourself off. apparently it feels excellent.
all of this is why we like limes, string and liver.0 -
Ransaka wrote:Dear Yeehaa and El Sheeps,
My Grandad wants me to take him to a lemon party because he can't drive. I see nothing wrong with an old man having a party with citrus fruit but my friends keep sniggering whenever I mention in. Should I drive him there or not?
ifhe has moved on to lemons, he has already done limes and is experienced enough to be allowed to do as he pleases.
just be glad he hasnt asked for a lift to the grapefruit party.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:all of this is why we like limes, string and liver.
thank you for your speedy and thorough reply, i had guessed the details of the above description but this has clarified things!
Kaiser0 -
just for your entertainment, kaiser83, the genesis of the cirtus based fun was in this thread, which I like to bring back occasionally, since the idea is still no less funny to me!
http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopi ... sc&start=00 -
aah, yes, thats a good one, right up there with night we all learned to count.........0
