Corrupt a Wish

Hercule Q

you have your DMR but the frame has snapped,



i wish my dinner was ready

Chaz.Harding

Your dinner is ready, but it's laced with cyanide!!

I wish every day could be as full of good riding like today has been 8)

soy_sauce

from now on, everyday will be as full of good riding like today but for every minute you spend on your bike, you will have to watch this year big brother on E4 for the same length of time. :shock:

i wish i can drive.

Chaz.Harding

soy_sauce wrote:

from now on, everyday will be as full of good riding like today but for every minute you spend on your bike, you will have to watch this year big brother on E4 for the same length of time. :shock:

i wish i can drive.

You pass your test, but crash immediately, and become so scared, you never wish to even see a car again... Ever!!!!

I wish I could do better mental maths!

Hercule Q

you can do better mental maths but your struck deaf and dumb and your hands fall off



i wish there was less gorse on the trail to slice me up

cat_with_no_tail

There is less gorse on the trails to slice you up. The lack of gorse plus the mental rain turns all the hills into boggy awfulness, and you are killed in a mud slide. u-n-l-u-c-k-y

I wish for thigs to remain the same :P

grandad3

Your wish for 'thigs' to remain the same is granted cos nobody knows wot 'thigs' are, heh heh.

I wish to never work again so i can ride, ride, and ride again.

cat_with_no_tail

:roll:

cat_with_no_tail

You never have to work again, because you are fired. And you can ride, ride and ride again, but you are riding Susan Boyle!

I wish I could legally ride any bike I wanted, whenever I wanted without having to pay for it.

ramemtbers

you can ride any bike you want without having to pay for it, but all the trails are now closed for ever and cycling is made illegal due to health and safety issues.

i wish i had a new set of hope brakes

lawman

you get some hope brakes, but they explode when you fit then

i wish got straight A's in my exams

Hercule Q

you get straight A's but the scoring has ghanged and its now F is the high score and A is a fail


i wish i had more money to go to the pub with

lawman

you do have money to go to the pub with ..... but all pubs are closed

i wish icould eat chocolate and get thinner

Hercule Q

you can eat chocolate and get thinner but you eat so much you dissapear

cat_with_no_tail

You miss the point of the game and forget to make a wish, so I make one for you. :roll:

I wish it would rain Haribo Cola bottles (mmmmm cola bottles)

Hercule Q

it starts raining cola bottles but god mis heard and theyre glass ones and you get brained!

(i didn't forget. i was making a point of being dead, i have been killed twice in this thread)


i wish my house was closer to the trails

fred1star

Your house is relocated to Afan, your well close to the trails now, so close infact the Welsh Chavs on their Raleigh Max's start coming through the house…

I wish for a weekend of sun and a good swell to catch some waves...

snotty badger

A shark bites your board in two, and you develop agoraphobia.

I wish I was making some shapes in a decent club 8) 8) 8)

Mr Wu

You are making shapes in a decent club, but your the only one that has downs.

I wish i could resist replying to threads on here.

fred1star

You do manage to resist replying to these threads and everyone else breathes a sigh of relief… not for long though as look who's back..

I wish the girl in the office would show a liitle more flesh....

cat_with_no_tail

The girl in the office does show a little more flesh, enough for you to see she is really a ladyboy :shock:

I wish for a nice big pay rise.

IcarusGreen

You get a nice big pay rise but due to the crash of the pound it is only worth pence.

I wish the sun would come out so i can play.

deffler

The sun comes out however you have that crazy ilness where your allergic to sunlight and cant go outdoors.

I wish I could the ability to see through female clothing.

TomBeardsley

You can see through female clothing, its just you walk into a room with Susan boyle, Maggie Thatcher and Ann Widdicombe

I wish the bank would stop bouncing cheques people give me

cat_with_no_tail

The bank do stop bouncing cheques people send you, they close your account and freeze all your assets pending a full fraud investigation, you are accused of being a drug trafficer and funding terrorism. Your employer finds out and fires you on the spot, your wife leaves you, you are forced to foreclose on your house and end up living on the steets, turning tricks for your next hit of dirty brown..........your mother is very disappointed in you.

I wish I could travel through time.

fred1star

You travel back through time only to land yourself in a pub on the docks in Portsmouth... Its the 18th Century and you are press ganged into service on board the Jolly Sailor. You leave the next morning for Spain. But its not the Costa Blanca. You are sea sick for days, living on ships biscuits and Rum. You share your hammock with a 20 stone @rse bandit from Glasgow. He likes you a lot. You hate it so much after 6 months at sea fighting the spicks you jump overboard only to find a Spanish boat a day later. They take you Cadiz where you are imprisoned for the rest of your life. To make things just a little worse 3 years in you get a cell mate from Glasgow….

I wish I was a tree....

Hercule Q

your a tree but you get cut down in your prime and carved into a new leg for heather mills


i wish there was bread in the house

cat_with_no_tail

fred1star Good one.

There is bread in the house, but it is mouldy

I wish you could all be here to see how nice the weather is today and come for a ride

BlackSpur

I come to see you, we go for a ride but you stack it big into some rocks, putting a huge cut on your right leg. The wound becomes gangrenous, your leg is amputated leaving you unable to ever ride again.

I wish I was going to Kenya in 1 week instead of 6.

snotty badger

You head to Kneya in 1 week but are refused entry at the airport and deported back here.


I wish I had more holidays to take...