Corrupt a Wish

pirwin1

Oops! Too slow!

fred1star : Susan Boyle is your mum but due to her new found fame disowns you because you don't fit with her image.


I wish I had a helmet cam.

stevet1992

you get a helmet cam but crash and break your helmet thus rendering your new shiny helmet cam usless

i wish i am going to get good grades for my AS's

counterculture

you get good grades, the best in the country but the uni you apply to wont accept you on the course as your grades are too good and are indeed overqualified, and they teachers are scared to teach you, with their inferior intellect. so you fly into a rage, trash the Uni, maim a few students in the melee, and end up spending 5 years in jail, and then your future is well and truly boned.

i wish it wasnt going to rain at fort bill next week

lawman

it doesnt rain in fort bill ....... it turns into a monsoon

i wish there was a mtb game for xbox360

TomBeardsley

You get a Mountain bike game for MTB but you spend so much time playing on it, you go to ride some double diamonds, fall off a cliff and die as you can only remember what the Xbox controls are and not the real ones.

I wish that there was more really decent riding around here

pirwin1

There is loads of decent riding around you but a ninja appears from nowhere and cuts off both your legs so you can't go riding.

I wish I was able to keep my mind on revising.

lawman

you do keep your mind on revising but fall asleep and miss the exam, so go on a drinking binge to make yourself feel better. instead you fall into a coma for 3 weeks and miss the rest of your exams

i wish i won the lottery

Whytepeak

You win the lottery, along with 5000 others, you get £4

Wish my french teacher would go eat a lemon.....

lawman

it turns out the french teacher is a lemon ........ with your mum

i wish i had something better to do lol

cat_with_no_tail

You do have something better to do...... with your mum



I wish the p**cture fairy would fk off and leave me alone

OH NO Dan

The fairy vanishes, but returns a short while later with an AK47 machine gun and opens fire on your bike.

I wish i didnt have work in the morning

snotty badger

You don't have work in the morning coz you've been sacked and have to sell everything you own, including your bike!!!!


I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

Chaz.Harding

You aren't so sleepy, but you had to overdose on speed to overcome your sleepiness, and get charged with dealing!!! :shock:

I wish there was more quality DH runs round 'ere!

stevet1992

there are more DH runs in your area but your bike is stolen so you can no longer ride them

i wish all these pains would go away after tonights ride

big-hitter

The pains do go away but only for 5 minuties then come back 100 times worse and you get jock rot for some reason. and your head falls off. and your dog is raped. and you have to eat nothing but curtains for the rest of your life. and your bike is stolen. and your teeth fall out and then you tread on them and then you get a nasty cut on your foot which gets gangreen and you die. then i type it all into bikeradar to crush your dreams!! :twisted:

i wish i had spent the time it took to crush steve1992's dreams to ride.

stevet1992

big-hitter wrote:

The pains do go away but only for 5 minuties then come back 100 times worse and you get jock rot for some reason. and your head falls off. and your dog is raped. and you have to eat nothing but curtains for the rest of your life. and your bike is stolen. and your teeth fall out and then you tread on them and then you get a nasty cut on your foot which gets gangreen and you die. then i type it all into bikeradar to crush your dreams!! :twisted:

i wish i had spent the time it took to crush steve1992's dreams to ride.

you did but whilst riding you fell and substained a fair few amount of the injuries you crushed me with :twisted: and with your last breath a strange old man started to nibble on your arm ...

i wish i could be bothered to get out of bed and give the bike a clean

cat_with_no_tail

you suddenly find the energy needed to get our of bed and clean the bike, only to find Aliens in the process of stealing it. They use their anal probe on you and then take your bike anyway.

I wish my kids would stop waking my up at 5:00am

stevet1992

your kids stop waking you up at 5am, but now you dont get up at all and end up waking up late every day for work and end up jobless

i wish i could go back to bed :evil:

KnightofCydonia

your 17 year old girlfriend or dog has wet the bed, and it's gone through to the matress too...


I need tickets to Muse :shock:

edhornby

KnightofCydonia wrote:

needs tickets to Muse

... but clicks on the wrong link and end up with tickets to see Night at the Museum 3


I wish I had a Bianchi

pirwin1

You have a Bianchi, a Bianchi mug that is.

I wish my tools would tidy themselves up.

stevet1992

pirwin1 wrote:

You have a Bianchi, a Bianchi mug that is.

I wish my tools would tidy themselves up.

your tools tidy themselves up ... but end up in my garage

i wish i could come up with some crappy wish to go here :roll:

snotty badger

Your wish for crap is granted...


I wish I could teleport..

grandad3

You do teleport, right where you belong in the badgers sett and discover your furry friends.

i wish it would stop raining for the weekend, dont you?

stevet1992

it stops raining but instead are lumbered with a 40 degree heatwave and very high humidity making it practically impossible to ride

i wish for a new bike

snotty badger

You get a new bike but its an Apollo, built by Halfords finest monkey.


I wish my hair would stop growing so bloody fast!

stevet1992

thats going backwards from what ive got ... got any FSRxc's out there ?

your hair stops growing so fast ... infact it stops growing at all and begins to fall out

i wish snotty badger has a FSRxc for me in the same place he kept the apollo :roll:

snotty badger

Your wish is granted and I have a FSRxc in the same place I kept the Apollo- in Vanessa Felts bed and you need to have sexy times with her to get it.

:P


I wish I only needed 2 hours sleep a night.

stevet1992

snotty badger wrote:

Your wish is granted and I have a FSRxc in the same place I kept the Apollo- in Vanessa Felts bed and you need to have sexy times with her to get it.

:P


I wish I only needed 2 hours sleep a night.

f'ing hell, thats more a 2000000 bagger only once ? would still do it :roll: bring on that bike

you only need 2 hours sleep but cant even get that ...

i wish vanessa felts would hurry up and get over here so i can get that FSRxc :roll:

snotty badger

Vanessa is a fat waste of space and never makes it to yours for your night of passion, too many cake shops on the way.

I wish I was back on holiday