Corrupt a Wish

snotty badger
snotty badger Posts: 1,593
edited April 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way, then makes their own wish.

eg:
"I wish for a million pounds"
"A million pounds appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

Now let's get creative!

I'll start-

I wish I had another beer...
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    You get another beer, but it's served boiled and in a kettle.

    I wish it was a bot cooler. Comfortable temperature.
  • snotty badger
    snotty badger Posts: 1,593
    You beer is served in a bottle cooler, at a pleasent temperture but you don't have a bottle opener.

    I wish I was a p0rnstar
    08 Pitch Pro
    14 Kona Unit
    Kona Kula SS
    Trailstar SS
    94 Univega Alpina 5.3
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    the temperature is cooled by to naked gays wafting feathers in your face.

    I wish I live in whistler..
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • snotty badger
    snotty badger Posts: 1,593
    You now live in Whistler but have forgot how to ride a bike.

    I wish I could fly
    08 Pitch Pro
    14 Kona Unit
    Kona Kula SS
    Trailstar SS
    94 Univega Alpina 5.3
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    You are fired from a cannon, but there's no safety net.

    I wish I'd finished my exams already.
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    you finish your exams but then another hidden one crops up

    i wish i had a new fork
  • The Northern Monkey
    The Northern Monkey Posts: 19,136
    you got a fork, but its a zocchi 55 and it keep breaking.

    i want a new HT :D[/i]
    Santa Cruz Butcher
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    You get your new HT It's a girls bike in flowerey pink with squeeling brakes.

    I want someone else to pay for my cars new rear tyres
  • Lapierre t 400
    Lapierre t 400 Posts: 654
    you got 2 bald tires

    I wish i'd got a trek remedy 9
    I assume this is French petrol - be careful in reverse - the car will retreat rapidly at the least provocation.
  • soy_sauce
    soy_sauce Posts: 987
    you got a trek remedy 9 delivery to your door but some chav steal it as soon as the bike is out of the box.

    i wish i have something better to do today in this ace weather...
    "It is not impossible, its just improbable"

    Specialized Rockhopper Pro Disc 08
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    you finaly manage to get out on your bike but then it starts to rain
  • Whytepeak
    Whytepeak Posts: 2,616
    you are very content and wish for nothing, but then you see a lapierre spicy and you give everything for it.

    I wish for an easy history exam...
    Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:1
  • stevet1992
    stevet1992 Posts: 1,502
    you have an easy history exam but all your others are terrible hard :twisted:

    i wish i didnt have to go to my AS biology exam tomorrow :roll:
    On-One 456 Sainsburys Season

    Calling All SouthEastern Riders
  • rob_mafia
    rob_mafia Posts: 136
    You don't have to go to your AS biology exam tomorrow, but then MBUK hold a trolley dash round evans cycles for 30 minutes to all AS biology exam finishers .


    I wish Fox would donate me some f29's
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  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    you get your fox fork but then fox realises they have sent it to the wrong person

    i wish i didnt have to go to school tomorrow
  • Whytepeak
    Whytepeak Posts: 2,616
    School is closed tomorrow for a surprise health and safety inspection, but seeing as tomorrow was 'do it all monday', you'll have to come in for 3 weeks over summer :twisted:

    I wish the Queen dissolved parliament.
    Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:1
  • Torres
    Torres Posts: 1,266
    The queen desolves parliament and anarchy breaks out, it is unsafe to go out riding.

    I wish it was a bank holiday
    What We Achieve In Life, Echoes In Eternity
  • Nick Dastardly
    Nick Dastardly Posts: 606
    It is a bank holiday, but you don't work in a bank and have to go to work anyway.

    I wish I was a little bit taller......
    "The problem was, I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut"

    Demoted to commuting duty

    Orange Crush!
  • Lapierre t 400
    Lapierre t 400 Posts: 654
    you are taller but you are on stilts

    I wish my history geography,french,english and maths exams are easy
    I assume this is French petrol - be careful in reverse - the car will retreat rapidly at the least provocation.
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    your history geography,french,english and maths exams are easy but the science ones are solid.
    i wish that i had a new orange 224
  • Uncle Peter
    Uncle Peter Posts: 324
    Your exams have easy questions but they are expressed in a language you don't understand.

    I'd love my missus to stop moaning at me.
  • Whytepeak
    Whytepeak Posts: 2,616
    You get your orange, but all your other bikes are taken from you. Uphill is tough...

    I wish for fewer cars on the road...
    Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:1
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    fewer cars are on the road which results in road kill numbers going down which means the amount of wild beasts which attack you goes up. DANGER.

    i wish there was less road kill
  • Uncle Peter
    Uncle Peter Posts: 324
    There is less road kill, but what road kill there is, is your friends and family

    I wish the world was made only of down hills.
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    The world is now made only of downhills, but you live at the bottom- no uphills so no way out.

    I wish it was friday again instead of sunday.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    it turns out it is friday but your bike falls to pieces before your eyes and you are unavble to ride it.
    i wish i was up at glentress scotland
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    I don't care if it does, it's still friday! Woo hoo!
    Uncompromising extremist
  • Whytepeak
    Whytepeak Posts: 2,616
    But your pleasure is snuffed out, as everyday is a fraday... hehehehe.
    Now that we are strong ought to bear the infirmities of the weak and not to please ourselves. ROMANS 15:1
  • ramemtbers
    ramemtbers Posts: 1,562
    i wish i was up in glentress scotland
  • Uncle Peter
    Uncle Peter Posts: 324
    You're at Glentress with two flats, no tubes and everywho that sells tubes/sealant is closed.

    I wish I had a new Lapierre Zesty.

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