Corrupt a Wish

bentes

You have an awesome trail hound to go with you. In fact, it's so awesome that he quickly get's bored of your slow pace and runs away after a quicker rider, never to be seen again.

I wish I was Superman.

bartimaeus

Your wish is granted... sponsored by a 'Shockwave'. You race the Mega Avalanche on a full suss BSO with no damping.

I wish I understood the Crudcatcher.

bluechair84

wish fail, you cannot ever be granted such powers - it's something you either get or you don't get.









I don't get it either. (edit - but i think this is a good crudcatcher response)

bartimaeus

OK, then I wish I was voted '4th Scariest' in the Bikeradar Awards

Clank

You get voted 4th Scariest. There is a small celebration, possibley with bubbly and a small trophy. The Crudcatcher rejoices. 5th and 6th Scariest identify you in the crowd. They have been watching too much 'District 9' and beleive that in oder to be voted more scary, they must eat you and therefore become like you. Four days later the residents of the Crudcatcher bury what is left of your mouldering corpse (with its rosemary, garlic and redcurrent jus).

Such a waste of life.


......you were overcooked and chewy. Apperently.


I wish I hadn't start reading this thread, afterall. :shock: