Corrupt a Wish

jay12

you didn't volunteer but then you found out you got a fleet of high end bikes if you did it.damn

i wish there was something better to watch on TV

BurtonM

there was something better to watch on tv, then it interrupts with gay porn and you get strapped into your chair and probed.

i wish that people would stop corupting my wishes

jay12

BurtonM wrote:

there was something better to watch on tv, then it interrupts with gay porn and you get strapped into your chair and probed.

i wish that people would stop corupting my wishes

oh god i wouldn't want that :shock:


people stop corrupting your wish but the whole world make it a corrupta wish day.everyday

i wish i didn't have to do my paper round tommorow

Hercule Q

you dont have to do your paper round tomorrow, you have to do everyone elses!


i wish there were more crisps in this bag

jay12

there is more crisps in the bag but they are all covered in dog poo

i wish i got more money for my paper round

Whytepeak

You get twice as much money for your paper round, but your round is now twice as long.

I wish the weather would make up its cloudy mind, and be sunny.

Hercule Q

it becomes sunny, infact so sunny that it gets so hot everything turns to dust there is no water no trees and your tyres melt when you go outdoors and your forced to live in a cave recycling your own wee in order to stay alive


i wish there was more top gear

lawman

there is more topgear but its as crap as the last series so no one watches it and it gets cancelled.

i wish i had a job that payed well

andy46

you have a job that pays well, but you get paid so much that there is no more money in the wolrd, so bike company's can't make anymore bikes.

i want to live in california

jamazin

You live in california but it is nuked

I wish i could go to delamere again tomorrow

big-hitter

you CAN GO to delamere again tomorro! but you spend all night on this forum and fall asleep whist driving and crash and die. and a squirrel rapes you.

i wish i was asleep

jamazin

You are asleep but in the middle of a warzone

I wish this ipod would stop mistypung

big-hitter

your ipod does stop mistypung. whatever that is. but then it turns into a mini transformer and kills you. then rapes you. then plays wont stop playing james blunt.

i wish i had a better thing to do than this

MacAndCheese

You have a great idea for what to do, but just as the genius idea pops into your head you get a severe case of amnesia and can't remember what it was, and go back to typing on bikeradar.

I wish I hadn't just lost one of the nice new Fox gloves I bought just last week

soy_sauce

you didn't lose the glove and find it in your microwave.

i wish its Friday tomorrow....

Hercule Q

it is friday tomorrow but due to missing 2 days this week you have to work the weekend


i wish i didnt live on top of a hill

jamazin

you dont live on top of a hill, instead you live under it in a coffin

I wish i was going on holiday tomorrow instead of thursday

Whytepeak

You leave tomorrow, but instead of arriving in Florida, you land in Hanzhong, China.

I wish I hadn't put waxoil in my steel frame.

jamazin

You didnt put waxoil in your frame, you drank it instead.

I wishi didnt have to wash the b*****d car and bike tomorrowi

cat_with_no_tail

You dont have to wash the car and bike today, they were both stolen last night while you were sleeping.

I wish this wind would back off a bit so I could go for a ride tonight

MacAndCheese

The wind backs off, but mother nature doesn't take kindly to your wish interfering with her wind and decides to lay waste to you with a single bolt of lighting.

I wish I had a chicken, bacon and avocado bagel.

soy_sauce

you had a chicken, bacon and avocado bagel but they are out of date by a month and now you feeling really sick.


i wish i win the lotto tonight

cat_with_no_tail

You win the lotto, the National Lotto of Nigeria. Dr Ideke Umbongo just needs your sort code, account number, a copy of your passport and the $200 release fee before we can ship your Prize fund A of $20,000,000,000,000.

I wish summer still existed in Britain as a proper season, and not just a long weekend in May :roll: .

jamazin

You get your summer but a war breaks out in antartica and you are signed up to go there.

I wish i didnt have to pack for tomorrow.

IcarusGreen

You don't have to pack because your going nowhere.......EVER

I wish I didn't have a hamstring strain

Hercule Q

you dont have a hamstring strain, because you have no legs



i wish my gf would make me a sandwich

stuart_c-2

You get your "sandwich", it's her, you and Anne Widdecombe. :shock:

I wish my foreign work colleagues weren't such dicks......

Hercule Q

you foreign colleagues arn't dicks in fact they're really nice but you cant stop thinking about me and my missus having a 3sum with anna widdecombe


i wish it snows this winter

stone-rose

it will snow, but only because a nuclear holocaust has blocked out the sun plunging earth into eternal darkness

i wish i could go live in australia

cat_with_no_tail

You do go and live in Australia, where you are stung by a box jellyfish, before being bitten by a Great White Shark and then stung again by a Irukandji. You are rescued, but once on dry land, a Salt Water Croc bites your knackers off and you are then bitten again by Red Back Spider and Brown Snake.
You die on the way to hospital because the Ambulance gets caught in a sand storm.
2 days later, your house burns down in a bush fire.

I wish Britain had the weather of Australia, but without all the bugs and bush fires etc