Corrupt a Wish

jamazin

They do all this for you and you ride your bike but within 5 minutes you fall off and break your leg, you then return home where the ones wanting to kill you have found you and burnt down your house. Just for good measure they break your other leg and nick your bike aswell.

I wish i could move out of this s**t hle of a borough and move to Canada

Hercule Q

the gibbonment give you everything you ask for, unfortunatly because theyre monkeys everything you get is made with banana peels and poo

i wish my knee wasnt fucked

jamazin

even though i went first . Your knee is ok but your arm is now broken tada.

I wish i lived in canada

Hercule Q

you live in canada but your bike is still here

Hercule Q

i wish i would stop doing this

jamazin

You not wishing for anything this time. Ill wish for you then.

Hercule q wishes he could bring my bike over to canada for me and have a go

Hercule Q

i take your bike to canada and ride it myself not letting you play on it


i wish it was raining :twisted:

jamazin

its raining but its acid rain. you sick person we like the sun

i wish the acid rain would stop

cat_with_no_tail

It is raining. No, really, it is here

I wish I could think of somewhere with a stage that would let me through the doors with the bike.

cat_with_no_tail

curses, too slow

stuart_c-2

You find somewhere to let you onto the stage, but it's too late and you've already lost the challenge! :P

I wish I had something more interesting for lunch....

jamazin

You have a lovely sushi dish. Only to find out its poisonus

I wish i could be bothered doing something better than vegetating on bikeradar today.
(bike is in shop)

MacAndCheese

You find something better do - you start experimenting with metal objects and microwaves - it's one of those things that seemed like a good idea at the time - needless to say it blows up, the glass in the door fires off the front decapitating you and then your jugular does a good job of painting your kitchen wall a nice shade of crimson.

I wish it was 5.30 so I could go home!

jay12

it's 5:30 but you relise your watch has stopped working and in fact it's 2pm

i wish i could get the money i need tobuild a bike

lawman

it is 5.30 but then work announces that you have to do over time for the rest of your life

i wish i got a job a game so i can buy a new bike

jay12

you get the job but after 2 hours of work your boss finds out that you slept with his wife

i wish i could go to llandegla

lawman

yo go to llandegla b ut discover health and safety have put an age ristriction on it, so no one under 17 can ride there

i wish i could be bothered to fix the puncture that is stopping me getting out on the first decent day of the year

Hercule Q

you fix the puncture and go to wales for a ride but you forgot your wheels


i wish i was indestructable

big-hitter

you are indestructable! so you try to stop a speeding bullit with your chest. unfortuanly your invinciblity has worn off, and your now dead. and the guy who shot you then rapes you.


i wish i haddent blown the engine on my car

jamazin

you didnt blow the engine in your car. I did

I wish i could fly

Whytepeak

You can fly, infact you can't stop flying and are unable to land.

Wish that trains had 'bike storage carriages' and i could fit my bike on.

jamazin

They do have enough storage for a bike but mine is there instead

I wish trains had enough storage for both our bikes

thekickingmule

Trains have enough storage for both of your bikes, you both go to Scotland aboard the Scotland Express, where the train runs over a tiny leaf, making it derail. The train careers off the train, into a town centre, hitting a group of cyclists about to go out for a group ride. The train then comes to a hault in a small LBS, destroying the owners livlihood and forcing them onto the streets. The carriage you are in has completely warped, and twisted, killing everyone in board like a used crisp packet. Your bikes are ok though.

I wish I wasn't so tired today

jay12

you are not tired today but you are tired for the next 40 years

i wish i had more money

lawman

you do have more money, but you have so much you drown it.

i wish hayley williams would mary me and shag me a lot

jay12

you marry hayley williams and she shags you alot but it turns out she used to be a man

i wish i was on holiday

jamazin

You are on holiday but in a chinese sweatshop

I wish i could make my mind up

cat_with_no_tail

You do make your mind up, it's the wrong choice!

I wish I had won those VIP Kaiser Chiefs tickets at the charity raffle at work

thekickingmule

You did win the VIP Kaiser Chief tickets, but then you see them, and realise that they're actually a big sticky pile of wank that can't write lyrics properly.

I wish I didn't have eczma

cat_with_no_tail

You don't have eczma, it's lepracy! :shock:

I wish I'd not voulenteered to do the uplifts for the downhillers this weekend