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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,448
    "If that Bolsonero bloke can do it, so can I."
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,485
    edited May 2021
    Not content shafting mistresses, the citizens of England & Scotland, Johnson decides global warming needs accelerating.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,330
    "My hairdresser uses one of these, so how hard can it be?"
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    I'll do my own vasectomy, how hard can it be?
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,164
    darkhairedlord said:

    I'll do my own vasectomy, how hard can it be?

    I was only trying to trim my balls for Carrie.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,485
    The press core shout " Lean forward Bris, lean forward!!", in the hope the chain saw catches Boris's tie and gives the country the good news we've been waiting for
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,485
    Johnson practices chopping plantlife down before his next Cabinet reshuffle
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Was tempted by Stevo's entry which was along similar lines to my thinking when I posted the pic
    Stevo_666 said:

    "Brexit - sorted. Covid - sorted. Now to do Leftyloon out of a job."


    But in an attempt to share the burden honour of posting a pic I will hand the torch to Thistle

    haydenm reveals his new apprentice


  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,733
    Aw. Honoured as ever to cause angst in the panelled and £840 per roll wallpapered Toryfanbois clubroom. However, why are we waiting?
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,164
    orraloon said:

    Aw. Honoured as ever to cause angst in the panelled and £840 per roll wallpapered Toryfanbois clubroom. However, why are we waiting?

    Trying to find something on mumsnet for the MFs. Will find something soon, a picture that is.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,164


    Winner announced sometime
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,733
    I can see clearly now my brain is gone.
    I can see all barstewards in my way.
    Gone are the numbnut w@nkers that had me blind.
    It's gonna be a bright (bright)
    Bright (bright) unicorny day.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Gorilla glue, one spot is all it takes.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,886
    I see a massive blue tit
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Tories so far ahead of Labour they need binoculars to see them.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,720
    Theresa looks at a distant EU and wishes she'd done as well as Boris.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,334
    Just as Tony sent his underlings on a hunt for non-existent WMDs, Boris has demoted Teresa to the fruitless task of hunting for those elusive benefits of brexit.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,485
    In the context of new employment opportunities the phrase of elevating your vision was lost on now ex Prime Minister
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,485
    Friend spotting was a increasingly rare pastime for Theresa
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,448
    edited May 2021
    "...Cummingbird... T1t... Warbler... Parasitic jaeger.. Brambling... Utern... Dipper... Jack Snipe... Weekend Thrush... Flycatcher... Wagtail... Robin... Hawk... Yellow hammer..."

    Theresa goes Tory spotting.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,949
    On the off-chance that she might win the latest round of the caption competition, Threresa desperately tries to find the next picture.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,720
    Theresa searches in vain for signs of an opposition party.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,330
    Theresa searches for the party she joined.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,448
    Theresa searches for Hare Krishna.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Theresa searches for any trace of conservatism in the Tory party.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,720
    Boris wondered how long it would take Theresa to discover his little practical joke using boot polish on the eye piece of her binoculars.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,330
    Theresa finds her eyesight also fails after putting on Arsene Wenger's coat.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    If you turn them around, the cliff edge gets further away.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    "I see no ships".

    Old photo following Chris Grayling's Brexit Ferry contract fiasco.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,886
    So that’s the retirement bungalow Stevo is buying

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