24hr Cakefest Ultimate Updated Version 3

Mike Skinner · May 2007

the length of this topic makes me want to puke.
I may one day sit and read it through..

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Tartanyak · May 2007

But, is that a good puke?

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El Capitano · May 2007

If you're not puking you're not training hard enough! [:D]

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November · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

But then I'd be a paraplegic with a torn arse.
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<sigh> Listen, you either want sympathy or you don't, mister. [:(!]

:P

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Alex · May 2007

I DON'T WANT YOUR SYMPATHY!

*runs away in teenage hormone-fuelled strop*

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me_groovy · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

I DON'T WANT YOUR SYMPATHY!

I just want, bang bang bang!

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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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Simonb256 · May 2007

Right, sending the form off as soon as i get the money of the remaining people.

I shall be bringing the two bikes. A rigid 29'er and the I-drive, hopeing to get some quick laps in on the rigid and the nigh ones on the I-drive.

Though I'm having to get a new cassette chain ring and chain for the i-drive today. Uber snappage [:D] jumped out of chain guide shearing on side of a chain link off. So i'm getting a bigger chain ring so I can sort the bloody chain device out properly. Chain as well its dead now and cassette just cuz it it feels right.

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El Capitano · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Simonb256

Right, sending the form off as soon as i get the money of the remaining people.
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Dammit man, we need details of who is in your team, so <s>we can laugh and humiliate</s> congratulate them... [:D]

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homers_double · May 2007

Numbers form Llandegla.

Avg:- 8.3
Max:- 26.4
Dist:- 12.98m
Time:- 1.33.08

Conclusions:-

1/ I was fu<s></s>cked close to the end proving a good fuel tank is essential for the forthcoming event.

2/ A new Heckler is going to suit my style of riding more than a Bullit. I'll have to butter up one of our customers for an extension to his mezz floor.

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El Capitano · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

1/ I was fu<s></s>cked close to the end proving a good fuel tank is essential for the forthcoming event.
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That stung me at Llandegla riding with Alex. Half way down and I was completely shelled. I'm currently thinking of:

1 500ml energy drink after each lap
1 Mars Bar for after each lap
1 Energy Bar for after each lap - preferably SIS Chocolate orange flavour
1 Family sized pizza for after each lap
1 Industrial sized portion of special fried rice and noodles for after each lap

Not sure that's going to be enough though.....[:p]

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homers_double · May 2007

Needs more beer!

I was running on a bacon butty ( a bad one at that) and a chocolate covered pecan somethingorother.

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El Capitano · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

Needs more beer!
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And Cake! [:p]

Problem I had was the cafe weren't making bacon butties that early in the morning - so rode on empty - including riding a DH bike up the first climb, and then an XC bike 3/4 of the way up the climb and then doing the whole course on the Coiler, only having the smallest of cake portions half way round.

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homers_double · May 2007

Tis quite hard riding there if you dont stop though.

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El Capitano · May 2007

It's also rather hard to ride if you do stop. Suddenly. Very suddenly. [:(]

Was the huge El Cap & Coiler shaped impact zone still there? On the right of the trail, just after the 1st step down following on from the tabletop jumps at the top of the course.

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homers_double · May 2007

It was all a blur from then on I'm afraid.

The commemorative plaque was there though.

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Tartanyak · May 2007

I was (sensibly :O ) thinking about the amount of energy for each lap, then figuring out some kind of pasta/oats/whatever mixture that'll give that + a bit extra.

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November · May 2007

My boy's growing up <wipes a tear from eye>

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El Capitano · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Tartanyak

I was (sensibly :O ) thinking about the amount of energy for each lap, then figuring out some kind of pasta/oats/whatever mixture that'll give that + a bit extra.
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That's not as daft as it sounds...[^]

I'm currently burning about 650-700 calories on my 8.4 mile commute. So would look at that sort of figure as a starting point. Once I'm back on the bike, I'll find a 7.2 mile XC route and see what the calorie consumption figures are like for that to give a more accurate indication.

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Andy · May 2007

Simon would it be possible to paypal you the money for this thing then?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ddoogie

an uber pimp XTC and a marginally less pimp Anthem sitting side by side.

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Tartanyak · May 2007

I think, cooked, with a light tomato sauce so it's not too boring - about 200g a lap.

Jeebus.

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homers_double · May 2007

slowly marinated in beer?

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Tartanyak · May 2007

Isn't everything?

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homers_double · May 2007

I know I am this morning.

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Tartanyak · May 2007

Are tramps queuing up to sniff your boozy goodness?

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El Capitano · May 2007

Oi, less drinking - more riding (and cake consumption!) [:(!]

There should be, baring any incidents between now and the weekend, but some training updates materialising shortly.

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homers_double · May 2007

Gill is having some girlies round on thursday evening. I'm planning a huuuuge evening ride. Lights will be required for the last leg as I'm sure it will be dark by the tim I get home.

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El Capitano · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

Gill is having some girlies round on thursday evening. I'm planning a huuuuge evening ride. Lights will be required for the last leg as I'm sure it will be dark by the tim I get home.
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Be honest, you just want to turn up at the house, whilst all the girlies are there, looking all manly in your MTB gear don't you?

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homers_double · May 2007

[;)]

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Tartanyak · May 2007

Striding into the house, resting one foot onto a low table and leaning on your knee...

"Aaaah, that be a fine manly ride! Woman! Fetch me my pipe and slippers and I shall be in the drawing room!"

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DJIP · May 2007

I thought this was a through the night thing but Mian told me to bring a tent for sleeping. Is everyone taking tents?

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