The Big 'Let's sell our cars and take buses/ebikes instead' thread (warning: probably very dull)
Stevo_666
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All yours Rick...
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
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What colour are Ricktopian passports?0
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Same colour as a bus pass?Dorset_Boy said:What colour are Ricktopian passports?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
vanillaDorset_Boy said:What colour are Ricktopian passports?
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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How close to urban areas do we need to live? I’d love to live in downtown Las Coventry but it’s rough as f*ck and I don’t fancy getting shanked.2
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on the contrary, I don't want to live in an urban area as I like peace and quiet and don't like people..
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Spot on!MattFalle said:on the contrary, I don't want to live in an urban area as I like peace and quiet and don't like people.
People spoil everything and noise and convenience is way overrated. Like you, I’ll happily have my little slice of paradise and let the others argue over the built up, smelly, noisy, congested, expensive, crowded, ugly, urban sprawl.1 -
Blue pill? Red pill? Is Ricktopia the site of all those battery pods? And which pill has Rick taken?
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as Sartre said, hell is other people.wavefront said:
Spot on!MattFalle said:on the contrary, I don't want to live in an urban area as I like peace and quiet and don't like people.
People spoil everything and noise and convenience is way overrated. Like you, I’ll happily have my little slice of paradise and let the others argue over the built up, smelly, noisy, congested, expensive, crowded, ugly, urban sprawl..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Something hallucinogenic. He can see imaginary green railways everywhere.orraloon said:Blue pill? Red pill? Is Ricktopia the site of all those battery pods? And which pill has Rick taken?
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i see them, into the distance, people on eBikes, everywhere, in the freezingpissingcold rain, smiling, rejoicing that they no longer have their car to get them to Lidl!First.Aspect said:
Something hallucinogenic. He can see imaginary green railways everywhere.orraloon said:Blue pill? Red pill? Is Ricktopia the site of all those battery pods? And which pill has Rick taken?
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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+2.wavefront said:
Spot on!MattFalle said:on the contrary, I don't want to live in an urban area as I like peace and quiet and don't like people.
People spoil everything and noise and convenience is way overrated. Like you, I’ll happily have my little slice of paradise and let the others argue over the built up, smelly, noisy, congested, expensive, crowded, ugly, urban sprawl.
It's better to keep all those obedient, bus using little worker bees cooped up in small densely populated areas so there's more nice green spaces for those in the know to enjoy. There's also a lot less whining to put up with out here."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]1 -
Remember when diesel was seen as the saviour?pinno said:
Won't all the urban areas dissolve from leaking batteries?orraloon said:Blue pill? Red pill? Is Ricktopia the site of all those battery pods? And which pill has Rick taken?
History can be cruel.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Maybe the Ricktopians just think they're in the ideal place but in reality they're being used as batteries for high performance hybrids for us to zoom around in.orraloon said:Blue pill? Red pill? Is Ricktopia the site of all those battery pods? And which pill has Rick taken?
And who are the Agents?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
My switch to diesel does feel how I envisage a smoker moving to vaping will feel very shortly.pblakeney said:1 -
Apparently Sartre said that hell is an eternity in the same room as your friends. But he would have said that, as all his mates were French.MattFalle said:.
as Sartre said, hell is other people.wavefront said:
Spot on!MattFalle said:on the contrary, I don't want to live in an urban area as I like peace and quiet and don't like people.
People spoil everything and noise and convenience is way overrated. Like you, I’ll happily have my little slice of paradise and let the others argue over the built up, smelly, noisy, congested, expensive, crowded, ugly, urban sprawl."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]1 -
Misled.First.Aspect said:
Quite happy with my move to diesel given the driving I was doing and it was the encouraged choice. Now diesels are persona non-grata. My expectation is the fuel will become prohibitively expensive in years to come vs petrol (let alone when electric becomes default).
I anticipate vaping will be found to be very bad in years to come having been encouraged as a better than smoking choice.0 -
Vaping is less bad than smoking. But it is still more bad than not vaping.morstar said:
Misled.First.Aspect said:
Quite happy with my move to diesel given the driving I was doing and it was the encouraged choice. Now diesels are persona non-grata. My expectation is the fuel will become prohibitively expensive in years to come vs petrol (let alone when electric becomes default).
I anticipate vaping will be found to be very bad in years to come having been encouraged as a better than smoking choice.
If you accept human respiratory issues as collateral, diesel is better.0 -
Do electric bikes look like this in the Big City?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
zut alors. quel domage.....Stevo_666 said:
Apparently Sartre said that hell is an eternity in the same room as your friends. But he would have said that, as all his mates were French.MattFalle said:.
as Sartre said, hell is other people.wavefront said:
Spot on!MattFalle said:on the contrary, I don't want to live in an urban area as I like peace and quiet and don't like people.
People spoil everything and noise and convenience is way overrated. Like you, I’ll happily have my little slice of paradise and let the others argue over the built up, smelly, noisy, congested, expensive, crowded, ugly, urban sprawl..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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to put this all into perspective.
I've just had to pop out to, errrr, sort something out.
considering itsutterlyfuckingfreezing and where i was going i decided to forgo public transport, bicycle and ebike and took the M4, drove likeatwat, sorted out what needed sorting, drovelikeatwat home (with heated seats, heater on and some mega tunes blaring) and still made it back for a glass of wine in front of the fire.
I don't think Ricktopia's transport plans ill succeed..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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The slight flaw in the plan is that most people apart from few assorted tree huggers and car hating socialists really don't like the idea at all.MattFalle said:to put this all into perspective.
I've just had to pop out to, errrr, sort something out.
considering itsutterlyfuckingfreezing and where i was going i decided to forgo public transport, bicycle and ebike and took the M4, drove likeatwat, sorted out what needed sorting, drovelikeatwat home (with heated seats, heater on and some mega tunes blaring) and still made it back for a glass of wine in front of the fire.
I don't think Ricktopia's transport plans ill succeed."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Bottom line is that what Rick really really wants is the trains to be sorted for his commute.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
You can do that. For a while. Sooner or later the urban area will come to you...MattFalle said:on the contrary, I don't want to live in an urban area as I like peace and quiet and don't like people.
Happened to two couples I know. Nice house in country just outside of towns. Great views. Within 10 years surrounding land sold off for housing development. Gutted.Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.
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just outside of towns is too close. we're talking miiiiiiiles away.photonic69 said:
You can do that. For a while. Sooner or later the urban area will come to you...MattFalle said:on the contrary, I don't want to live in an urban area as I like peace and quiet and don't like people.
Happened to two couples I know. Nice house in country just outside of towns. Great views. Within 10 years surrounding land sold off for housing development. Gutted.
I really have no desire to be near a town, city, whatever.
me, hound and tdlw. sorted.
i really have no desire at all for the lifestyle Rick dreams of - it all just seems such hard work and tiresome..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I drove into the city last night for our Xmas market pilgrimage. 12miles and 30 mins each way.
Same trip on a weekday at 9 am would be 90 mins at least. Beats any option involving public transport by about half an hour. But is much more costly to park As it should be.
So the problem isn't personal transportation per se, but the choice to use it to get to work, drop the kids off, etc. at the same time as everyone else.0 -
Probably best for everyone. An island would be even safer.MattFalle said:
just outside of towns is too close. we're talking miiiiiiiles away.photonic69 said:
You can do that. For a while. Sooner or later the urban area will come to you...MattFalle said:on the contrary, I don't want to live in an urban area as I like peace and quiet and don't like people.
Happened to two couples I know. Nice house in country just outside of towns. Great views. Within 10 years surrounding land sold off for housing development. Gutted.
I really have no desire to be near a town, city, whatever.
me, hound and tdlw. sorted.
i really have no desire at all for the lifestyle Rick dreams of - it all just seems such hard work and tiresome.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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If the cost of EVs is not going to go down significantly over the next few years, I fear many of us will give up on cars after 2030. Currently, an EV demands about 2.5 times the price tag of an equivalent petrol car… admittedly, this is based on the Renault range onlyleft the forum March 20230
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Would love to see your working here, Ugo. A clio EV is going for the same price as a top of the range C-class is it?ugo.santalucia said:If the cost of EVs is not going to go down significantly over the next few years, I fear many of us will give up on cars after 2030. Currently, an EV demands about 2.5 times the price tag of an equivalent petrol car… admittedly, this is based on the Renault range only
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