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Christiano Ronaldo





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  • ugo.santaluciaugo.santalucia Posts: 25,955
    Because?

    He plays for "my team"... since he is in Italy he hasn't put a foot wrong...
  • cryoman1965cryoman1965 Posts: 174
    It’s Cristiano
    Nice car he just brought also.
  • webboowebboo Posts: 3,345
    The Johnson
  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 53,867 Lives Here
    Directory of heroes might be more fun tbh.
  • joe2019joe2019 Posts: 1,108
    Park
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,144
    This could be a long list.
  • Are we talking UK or worldwide?
    Not a Giro Hero!
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,047
    joe2019 said:

    Park

    Makita

    wot?
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,131
    Tools I'm guessing
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 5,862

    Are we talking UK or worldwide?

    Lets start with the UK and go worldwide when we hit about 67 million posts.

    Pimlico Plumbers boss Charlie Mullins. Just had his Gerald Ratner moment.
  • TheBigBeanTheBigBean Posts: 12,251
    joe2019 said:

    Park

    There is something very satisfying about my Park tools.

    A good wire cutter as well is nice.

    @briantrumpet and @surrey_commuter probably have some saws to recommend.

    Excellent thread idea.
  • orraloonorraloon Posts: 8,047
    I like my Stihl set of powertools, rel expensive but good performance and pretty reliable.
  • mrb123mrb123 Posts: 3,022
    Mike Ashley
  • morstarmorstar Posts: 4,182
    My plug in drill. Sure, the cable is slightly inconvenient, but being able to use the drill when I want to and not an hour or two later wins.
  • joe2019joe2019 Posts: 1,108
    orraloon said:

    joe2019 said:

    Park

    Makita

    wot?
    Screwfix
  • First.AspectFirst.Aspect Posts: 5,862
    Michael O'Leary.
  • TheBigBeanTheBigBean Posts: 12,251
    Physical keyboards on phones are great tools.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,131
    My brother.🙄
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,144
    edited July 2020
    The "Markels"
    Lily Allen
    Bono
    Owen Jones
    Afua Hirsch
    Diane Abbott
    Tony Blair
    Amber Heard
    John Bercow
    The annoying Scotch* (sic) woman who looks like Jimmy Krankie
    Stormzy
    Phillip Schofield
    Lord Adonis
    Piers Morgan

    *I know Scotch is whisky but it annoys people like her which makes it alright in my book.

    ETA
    Russel Brand
    Katie Price
    Rylan
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,131
    You forgot Kier Starmer.
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,144
    oxoman said:

    You forgot Kier Starmer.

    Jury's out on him for me.
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,144
    Ian Blackford, I would never tire of punching him in the face.
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,144
    Chris Packham
  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 53,867 Lives Here
    I’m getting a bit of negative energy off you short.

    All ok? It’s Friday & it’s warm. Relax!
  • shortfallshortfall Posts: 3,144

    I’m getting a bit of negative energy off you short.

    All ok? It’s Friday & it’s warm. Relax!

    Yes Chasey you're right but once I started I got on a roll.
  • surrey_commutersurrey_commuter Posts: 13,284
    Titan tools at Screwfix are very good value
  • surrey_commutersurrey_commuter Posts: 13,284

    joe2019 said:

    Park

    There is something very satisfying about my Park tools.

    A good wire cutter as well is nice.

    @briantrumpet and @surrey_commuter probably have some saws to recommend.

    Excellent thread idea.
    I am more of a quantity over quality man when it comes to saws. Having the right saw for the job makes your life much easier.
  • surrey_commutersurrey_commuter Posts: 13,284
    Aldi online specials are a great place to buy cheap power tools.
  • oxomanoxoman Posts: 9,131
    Best DIY spanners going are halfrauds professional range. Better than many so called pro tools
    Too many bikes according to Mrs O.
  • morstarmorstar Posts: 4,182
    oxoman said:

    Best DIY spanners going are halfrauds professional range. Better than many so called pro tools

    Is this statement an oxomanmoron?

    I.e. using a derogatory nickname in the same sentence praising the offering.
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