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  • FreddieVonRost
    FreddieVonRost Posts: 261
    temperature
    Not a Giro Hero!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    pblakeney said:

    FreddieVonRost said:

    No, but thank you. I WhatsApped him and the volume has significantly reduced. Good neighbours on the whole enjoying a last warm summer evening before the teardrops mightily and the wet stuff hits.

    Teardrop by Massive Attack is a great tune to annoy your neighbours with, should that be your tactic of choice. Needs decent bass speaker mind. 😉
    Or some Opera or Beethoven or 'My boy lollipop'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    I was going for the bass pumping through the walls, but yes.
    Especially Beethoven. 😉
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Try the Birdie song by Al'Dolce on a continuous loop while you are out for the evening.
  • FreddieVonRost
    FreddieVonRost Posts: 261
    darkhairedlord said:

    Try the Birdie song by Al'Dolce on a continuous loop while you are out for the evening.

    Yes, but that would make me a complete tool.
    Not a Giro Hero!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    Simon Cowell.

    RTFM, Simon.
  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    oxoman said:

    Most halfords bike mechanics apart from the one that sorted AG,s problem out.

    Didn’t know Ariana Grande shopped at Halfords.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    pinno said:

    :)

    Paul Sherwin and his dodgy pronunciation:

    Guy seppy gerini

    1hr 24 mins in... He has a few attempts to be fair to him.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVzSBqMYTSc

    Never mind the commentary, what about The Complete Tool who stood in front of Gerani at around 1:25 ?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    FreddieVonRost said:

    darkhairedlord said:

    Try the Birdie song by Al'Dolce on a continuous loop while you are out for the evening.

    Yes, but that would make me a complete tool.
    make?
  • FreddieVonRost
    FreddieVonRost Posts: 261
    darkhairedlord said:

    FreddieVonRost said:

    darkhairedlord said:

    Try the Birdie song by Al'Dolce on a continuous loop while you are out for the evening.

    Yes, but that would make me a complete tool.
    make?
    Isn't it time for your daily dose of horlicks and bromide, darkster?
    Not a Giro Hero!

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