The big Coronavirus thread
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Yeah, that's the reality of the situation. Isolation, social distancing is easier said than done.rick_chasey said:Meanwhile this entire sh!tstorm is not making the funeral of a family member on Thursday very easy.
Lots of old people...people flying in from abroad.
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SC here is your answer - with added link to the research report
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Whoa those look like quite scary numbers😮, these are worst case estimates right ?rick_chasey said:SC here is your answer - with added link to the research report
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rick_chasey said:
So is BoJo mates with the insurers?
Only he’s not forcing any pubs clubs theatres etc to shut down only telling people not to go so they won’t trigger their insurance...
The only way to go is to to seek the foster the public's co-operation rather than compulsion. If something is compulsorily closed down, the measure would need enforcement, which is impracticable.
If places were compulsorily closed, the measure may be respected short term, but not for long until people started to use them again. If you can get people to buy into the idea that socialising is against the common good (and to do so is ...erm... antisocial)you have more chance of succeeding for longer. There are always those that want to be seen to be the rebel.
Brits abroad. Proud to be British ffs!
An example of behaviour during 'lock down'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8116745/Weve-got-virus-na-na-na-na-British-tourists-taunt-police-coronavirus-Benidorm.html
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I work in a hotelrick_chasey said:Mate those shops and cafés won’t reopen if they can’t claim the insurance.
In NI
It's 7pm on the night before St Patricks Day
We have one table of 2 in the restaurant.
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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That's not where I imagined you would work. I had you down as a Sammy Wilson look alike working in an office. I'll assume that I'll be put on block after that comment!tailwindhome said:
I work in a hotelrick_chasey said:Mate those shops and cafés won’t reopen if they can’t claim the insurance.
In NI
It's 7pm on the night before St Patricks Day
We have one table of 2 in the restaurant.0 -
Take comfort from the fact that however bad it gets, however many businesses close their doors for good, the MPs will still get their full salary, pensions and £50 golden handshake when they call it a day.
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
Yeah, office based as the hotel accountant.TheBigBean said:
That's not where I imagined you would work. I had you down as a Sammy Wilson look alike working in an office. I'll assume that I'll be put on block after that comment!tailwindhome said:
I work in a hotelrick_chasey said:Mate those shops and cafés won’t reopen if they can’t claim the insurance.
In NI
It's 7pm on the night before St Patricks Day
We have one table of 2 in the restaurant.
If the operational staff think it's grim they wanna see what I'm looking at.
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
Things will pick up when it is converted into a temporary hospital.tailwindhome said:
Yeah, office based as the hotel accountant.TheBigBean said:
That's not where I imagined you would work. I had you down as a Sammy Wilson look alike working in an office. I'll assume that I'll be put on block after that comment!tailwindhome said:
I work in a hotelrick_chasey said:Mate those shops and cafés won’t reopen if they can’t claim the insurance.
In NI
It's 7pm on the night before St Patricks Day
We have one table of 2 in the restaurant.
If the operational staff think it's grim they wanna see what I'm looking at.0 -
Too soon?TheBigBean said:
Things will pick up when it is converted into a temporary hospital.tailwindhome said:
Yeah, office based as the hotel accountant.TheBigBean said:
That's not where I imagined you would work. I had you down as a Sammy Wilson look alike working in an office. I'll assume that I'll be put on block after that comment!tailwindhome said:
I work in a hotelrick_chasey said:Mate those shops and cafés won’t reopen if they can’t claim the insurance.
In NI
It's 7pm on the night before St Patricks Day
We have one table of 2 in the restaurant.
If the operational staff think it's grim they wanna see what I'm looking at.0 -
Nah.rick_chasey said:
Too soon?TheBigBean said:
Things will pick up when it is converted into a temporary hospital.tailwindhome said:
Yeah, office based as the hotel accountant.TheBigBean said:
That's not where I imagined you would work. I had you down as a Sammy Wilson look alike working in an office. I'll assume that I'll be put on block after that comment!tailwindhome said:
I work in a hotelrick_chasey said:Mate those shops and cafés won’t reopen if they can’t claim the insurance.
In NI
It's 7pm on the night before St Patricks Day
We have one table of 2 in the restaurant.
If the operational staff think it's grim they wanna see what I'm looking at.0 -
It was the funeral of my wife’s uncle last Thursday. She wasn’t able to go, nor were other family members based outside of the UK. Very sad.rick_chasey said:Meanwhile this entire sh!tstorm is not making the funeral of a family member on Thursday very easy.
Lots of old people...people flying in from abroad.
Bloody nightmare.0 -
If it's any consolation, I doubt her uncle minded.0
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Our UK offices just got shut down, the problem is I left 80 Nespresso capsules in my desk. If anybody wants to trade for loo roll then let me know.0
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100% occupancy.TheBigBean said:
Things will pick up when it is converted into a temporary hospital.tailwindhome said:
Yeah, office based as the hotel accountant.TheBigBean said:
That's not where I imagined you would work. I had you down as a Sammy Wilson look alike working in an office. I'll assume that I'll be put on block after that comment!tailwindhome said:
I work in a hotelrick_chasey said:Mate those shops and cafés won’t reopen if they can’t claim the insurance.
In NI
It's 7pm on the night before St Patricks Day
We have one table of 2 in the restaurant.
If the operational staff think it's grim they wanna see what I'm looking at.
Hurrah!
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
Grim thread on the modelling
Seems it's being updated with new data
“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
surrey_commuter said:
Our UK offices just got shut down, the problem is I left 80 Nespresso capsules in my desk. If anybody wants to trade for loo roll then let me know.
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The American expert described it as.... there’s the best case line and the worst case line on a graph and where we will fall imbetween those two lines depends on the government’s response. If the government doesn’t nothing we will be closer and closer to the worst case lineawavey said:
Whoa those look like quite scary numbers😮, these are worst case estimates right ?rick_chasey said:SC here is your answer - with added link to the research report
"The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby0 -
Can somebody explain that to me as it seems to be saying that Boris is following a model that results in a ludicrous number of deaths compared to Korea which is on 75.tailwindhome said:Grim thread on the modelling
Seems it's being updated with new data
Is that over a number of years?0 -
And they will be in no fit state to argue over the tab you run up for them for the mini bar and porn channels.tailwindhome said:
100% occupancy.TheBigBean said:
Things will pick up when it is converted into a temporary hospital.tailwindhome said:
Yeah, office based as the hotel accountant.TheBigBean said:
That's not where I imagined you would work. I had you down as a Sammy Wilson look alike working in an office. I'll assume that I'll be put on block after that comment!tailwindhome said:
I work in a hotelrick_chasey said:Mate those shops and cafés won’t reopen if they can’t claim the insurance.
In NI
It's 7pm on the night before St Patricks Day
We have one table of 2 in the restaurant.
If the operational staff think it's grim they wanna see what I'm looking at.
Hurrah!0 -
Turnover is vanity, profit is reality.tailwindhome said:
100% occupancy.TheBigBean said:
Things will pick up when it is converted into a temporary hospital.tailwindhome said:
Yeah, office based as the hotel accountant.TheBigBean said:
That's not where I imagined you would work. I had you down as a Sammy Wilson look alike working in an office. I'll assume that I'll be put on block after that comment!tailwindhome said:
I work in a hotelrick_chasey said:Mate those shops and cafés won’t reopen if they can’t claim the insurance.
In NI
It's 7pm on the night before St Patricks Day
We have one table of 2 in the restaurant.
If the operational staff think it's grim they wanna see what I'm looking at.
Hurrah!0 -
Cash flow is sanityballysmate said:
Turnover is vanity, profit is reality.tailwindhome said:
100% occupancy.TheBigBean said:
Things will pick up when it is converted into a temporary hospital.tailwindhome said:
Yeah, office based as the hotel accountant.TheBigBean said:
That's not where I imagined you would work. I had you down as a Sammy Wilson look alike working in an office. I'll assume that I'll be put on block after that comment!tailwindhome said:
I work in a hotelrick_chasey said:Mate those shops and cafés won’t reopen if they can’t claim the insurance.
In NI
It's 7pm on the night before St Patricks Day
We have one table of 2 in the restaurant.
If the operational staff think it's grim they wanna see what I'm looking at.
Hurrah!“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
"But the approach was found to be unworkable. "Our most significant conclusion is that mitigation is unlikely to be feasible without emergency surge capacity limits of the UK and US healthcare systems being exceeded many times over," perhaps by as much as eight times, the report said.
In this scenario, the Imperial College team predicted as many as 250,000 deaths in Britain.
"In the UK, this conclusion has only been reached in the last few days," the report explained, due to new data on likely intensive care unit demand based on the experience of Italy and Britain so far.
"We were expecting herd immunity to build. We now realise it’s not possible to cope with that." Professor Azra Ghani, chair of infectious diseases epidemiology at Imperial, told journalists at a briefing on Monday night."
https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexwickham/coronavirus-uk-strategy-deaths“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
What ever the government says there will be 6 months of this disruption with more to come at least. It's going to be a long year for everyone. As a result the government is going to have to take some radical action so there are businesses left when this is all over.www.thecycleclinic.co.uk0
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“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0