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  • When did you last go to a nightclub?
  • Fair enough.
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    Ncovidius said:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-59685864

    Nightclubs to close from 27th in Wales and 2m social distancing in shops and work places.

    Wales have pulled the trigger then. They’ve gone for the 27th. I reckon it’s almost inevitable that England and Scotland will follow suit. I was hoping they’d leave it until January, but given todays figures I can’t see that happening.
    Not exactly a lockdown, is it..? Covidiot.

    Seriously, all it takes is for 5 people to flag his posts and they disappear into a moderation queue, I believe. Got to be worth a shot.
  • mully79
    mully79 Posts: 904
    Ncovidius said:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-59685864

    Nightclubs to close from 27th in Wales and 2m social distancing in shops and work places.

    Wales have pulled the trigger then. They’ve gone for the 27th. I reckon it’s almost inevitable that England and Scotland will follow suit. I was hoping they’d leave it until January, but given todays figures I can’t see that happening.
    Nothing like punishing the young and club owners whilst everywhere else is packed with people. Not really sure Drakeford ķnows what hes on about.
    "Make sure I prioritise going for a booster if im invited."
    How about inviting everyone so they can get a booster ?
  • Should shut down bowls clubs and tea dances.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,925
    Still GAR. He's playing you.
  • Should shut down bowls clubs and tea dances.

    Yep, at least that would be targeting the highest risk groups
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028

    Still GAR. He's playing you.

    Hit the flag button Brian - see if it works like I'm hoping...
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,925

    Still GAR. He's playing you.

    Hit the flag button Brian - see if it works like I'm hoping...

    One can do that without replying. I guess it's just about justified, as it's pretty obvious trolling, though the idiocy on show is more offensive.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,925
    It's going to be interesting to see how the current spike hits Devon, as the published graphs are still heading sharply downwards (to 12 Dec):


  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965

    john80 said:

    pblakeney said:

    For context, if my rough calculations aren't way off, if we go at the current run rate we'll be at 2.5m new cases **a day** by Christmas.

    There was a quick calculation done on the Newscast podcast. Can't remember specific numbers but it was along the lines of doubling every 3 days = 150,000 by Christmas Eve. Doubling every 2 days = 650,000. That is a very wide margin of error but we are tending towards every 2 days.
    Those figures suggest tighter restrictions soon but we all know BJ likes a party.
    If it's 78,610 and it doubles every two days. by 17th it's 157,000, 314,000 by the 19th, 630,000 by 21st, 1.25m by 23rd and 2.5m by 25th
    That would mean 8.3m new people have tested positive by Christmas day. And if it continues at the same rate, that's 68m people by New Year's Eve.
    Does there not start to be a limit to this theory. My money is on not literally everyone in the UK having covid by the new year.
    What odds you think you can get on that?

    Well I’d bet my house on it being the case.
    You would bet that ever single person in the UK would have had covid by new year. Feel free to lose your money on this bet.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    pblakeney said:

    For context, if my rough calculations aren't way off, if we go at the current run rate we'll be at 2.5m new cases **a day** by Christmas.

    There was a quick calculation done on the Newscast podcast. Can't remember specific numbers but it was along the lines of doubling every 3 days = 150,000 by Christmas Eve. Doubling every 2 days = 650,000. That is a very wide margin of error but we are tending towards every 2 days.
    Those figures suggest tighter restrictions soon but we all know BJ likes a party.
    If it's 78,610 and it doubles every two days. by 17th it's 157,000, 314,000 by the 19th, 630,000 by 21st, 1.25m by 23rd and 2.5m by 25th
    That would mean 8.3m new people have tested positive by Christmas day. And if it continues at the same rate, that's 68m people by New Year's Eve.
    Does there not start to be a limit to this theory. My money is on not literally everyone in the UK having covid by the new year.
    What odds you think you can get on that?

    Well I’d bet my house on it being the case.
    You would bet that ever single person in the UK would have had covid by new year. Feel free to lose your money on this bet.
    Did you miss the not?
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • Dorset_Boy
    Dorset_Boy Posts: 7,623

    So my brother landed in Geneva 30 mins ago. His one key takeaway from the journey so far is that the whole “negative PCR test to fly” thing would be so easily forged - all he’s done is show a pdf of his test result and no one at any point has actually compared the name on the test to the name in his passport.

    He breezed through Swiss immigration, and is now wondering if at any point French immigration will actually know he’s gone into France. If not, it will show what a farce the new entry rules starting tomorrow are.

    We changed our flights yesterday from Saturday to today. Did our PCRs on Wednesday but the post let us down as they didn't get to the lab until today (even though posts by 2.30 pm with 24 hour priority mail), too late to get our results in time to fly to GVA, so lost our holiday. So still only one night away from my own bed in 2 years.
    We weren't alone in our sorry boat at BRS, as others suffered the same.

    French ski resorts are really, really unhappy. The are a number for whom over 40% of their visitors come from the UK and the spend in resort is over 50%. Macron has hit hard 2 of their 4 most profitable weeks.
  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965
    joe2019 said:

    Yesterday, China recorded its 100,000th case of Covid-19 since the very start of the pandemic.

    Has there been a conspiracy theory yet that China made the virus but before they released it gave everyone in China an antidote. This could possibly explain that figure.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,925

    So my brother landed in Geneva 30 mins ago. His one key takeaway from the journey so far is that the whole “negative PCR test to fly” thing would be so easily forged - all he’s done is show a pdf of his test result and no one at any point has actually compared the name on the test to the name in his passport.

    He breezed through Swiss immigration, and is now wondering if at any point French immigration will actually know he’s gone into France. If not, it will show what a farce the new entry rules starting tomorrow are.

    We changed our flights yesterday from Saturday to today. Did our PCRs on Wednesday but the post let us down as they didn't get to the lab until today (even though posts by 2.30 pm with 24 hour priority mail), too late to get our results in time to fly to GVA, so lost our holiday. So still only one night away from my own bed in 2 years.
    We weren't alone in our sorry boat at BRS, as others suffered the same.

    French ski resorts are really, really unhappy. The are a number for whom over 40% of their visitors come from the UK and the spend in resort is over 50%. Macron has hit hard 2 of their 4 most profitable weeks.

    Oh, sorry to hear that. What an utter disappointment for you.

    I spent today wondering whether I should have immediately tried to change my Monday flights from Bristol to tonight to get to Paris, but suspect something along the way would have gone wrong.

    I'll spend some time tomorrow rebooking flights for Easter and seeing if I can get credit on my Ouigo TGV tickets. I think I'll leave February for now, but will be ready to strike if things get better.
  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965

    Should shut down bowls clubs and tea dances.

    Can't get covid from a bowling club. I mean all the participants are so careful with who they hang out with.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    john80 said:

    joe2019 said:

    Yesterday, China recorded its 100,000th case of Covid-19 since the very start of the pandemic.

    Has there been a conspiracy theory yet that China made the virus but before they released it gave everyone in China an antidote. This could possibly explain that figure.
    Do you hear voices in your head?
  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965
    pangolin said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    pblakeney said:

    For context, if my rough calculations aren't way off, if we go at the current run rate we'll be at 2.5m new cases **a day** by Christmas.

    There was a quick calculation done on the Newscast podcast. Can't remember specific numbers but it was along the lines of doubling every 3 days = 150,000 by Christmas Eve. Doubling every 2 days = 650,000. That is a very wide margin of error but we are tending towards every 2 days.
    Those figures suggest tighter restrictions soon but we all know BJ likes a party.
    If it's 78,610 and it doubles every two days. by 17th it's 157,000, 314,000 by the 19th, 630,000 by 21st, 1.25m by 23rd and 2.5m by 25th
    That would mean 8.3m new people have tested positive by Christmas day. And if it continues at the same rate, that's 68m people by New Year's Eve.
    Does there not start to be a limit to this theory. My money is on not literally everyone in the UK having covid by the new year.
    What odds you think you can get on that?

    Well I’d bet my house on it being the case.
    You would bet that ever single person in the UK would have had covid by new year. Feel free to lose your money on this bet.
    Did you miss the not?
    So you think there will not be a single person in the UK that does not have covid by the new year.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    john80 said:

    pangolin said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    pblakeney said:

    For context, if my rough calculations aren't way off, if we go at the current run rate we'll be at 2.5m new cases **a day** by Christmas.

    There was a quick calculation done on the Newscast podcast. Can't remember specific numbers but it was along the lines of doubling every 3 days = 150,000 by Christmas Eve. Doubling every 2 days = 650,000. That is a very wide margin of error but we are tending towards every 2 days.
    Those figures suggest tighter restrictions soon but we all know BJ likes a party.
    If it's 78,610 and it doubles every two days. by 17th it's 157,000, 314,000 by the 19th, 630,000 by 21st, 1.25m by 23rd and 2.5m by 25th
    That would mean 8.3m new people have tested positive by Christmas day. And if it continues at the same rate, that's 68m people by New Year's Eve.
    Does there not start to be a limit to this theory. My money is on not literally everyone in the UK having covid by the new year.
    What odds you think you can get on that?

    Well I’d bet my house on it being the case.
    You would bet that ever single person in the UK would have had covid by new year. Feel free to lose your money on this bet.
    Did you miss the not?
    So you think there will not be a single person in the UK that does not have covid by the new year.
    Not.
  • kingstonian
    kingstonian Posts: 2,847
    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    pblakeney said:

    For context, if my rough calculations aren't way off, if we go at the current run rate we'll be at 2.5m new cases **a day** by Christmas.

    There was a quick calculation done on the Newscast podcast. Can't remember specific numbers but it was along the lines of doubling every 3 days = 150,000 by Christmas Eve. Doubling every 2 days = 650,000. That is a very wide margin of error but we are tending towards every 2 days.
    Those figures suggest tighter restrictions soon but we all know BJ likes a party.
    If it's 78,610 and it doubles every two days. by 17th it's 157,000, 314,000 by the 19th, 630,000 by 21st, 1.25m by 23rd and 2.5m by 25th
    That would mean 8.3m new people have tested positive by Christmas day. And if it continues at the same rate, that's 68m people by New Year's Eve.
    Does there not start to be a limit to this theory. My money is on not literally everyone in the UK having covid by the new year.
    What odds you think you can get on that?

    Well I’d bet my house on it being the case.
    You would bet that ever single person in the UK would have had covid by new year. Feel free to lose your money on this bet.
    Read it again..........
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    john80 said:

    pangolin said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    pblakeney said:

    For context, if my rough calculations aren't way off, if we go at the current run rate we'll be at 2.5m new cases **a day** by Christmas.

    There was a quick calculation done on the Newscast podcast. Can't remember specific numbers but it was along the lines of doubling every 3 days = 150,000 by Christmas Eve. Doubling every 2 days = 650,000. That is a very wide margin of error but we are tending towards every 2 days.
    Those figures suggest tighter restrictions soon but we all know BJ likes a party.
    If it's 78,610 and it doubles every two days. by 17th it's 157,000, 314,000 by the 19th, 630,000 by 21st, 1.25m by 23rd and 2.5m by 25th
    That would mean 8.3m new people have tested positive by Christmas day. And if it continues at the same rate, that's 68m people by New Year's Eve.
    Does there not start to be a limit to this theory. My money is on not literally everyone in the UK having covid by the new year.
    What odds you think you can get on that?

    Well I’d bet my house on it being the case.
    You would bet that ever single person in the UK would have had covid by new year. Feel free to lose your money on this bet.
    Did you miss the not?
    So you think there will not be a single person in the UK that does not have covid by the new year.
    Just go back and read it this is embarrassing.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,591
    pangolin said:

    john80 said:

    pangolin said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    pblakeney said:

    For context, if my rough calculations aren't way off, if we go at the current run rate we'll be at 2.5m new cases **a day** by Christmas.

    There was a quick calculation done on the Newscast podcast. Can't remember specific numbers but it was along the lines of doubling every 3 days = 150,000 by Christmas Eve. Doubling every 2 days = 650,000. That is a very wide margin of error but we are tending towards every 2 days.
    Those figures suggest tighter restrictions soon but we all know BJ likes a party.
    If it's 78,610 and it doubles every two days. by 17th it's 157,000, 314,000 by the 19th, 630,000 by 21st, 1.25m by 23rd and 2.5m by 25th
    That would mean 8.3m new people have tested positive by Christmas day. And if it continues at the same rate, that's 68m people by New Year's Eve.
    Does there not start to be a limit to this theory. My money is on not literally everyone in the UK having covid by the new year.
    What odds you think you can get on that?

    Well I’d bet my house on it being the case.
    You would bet that ever single person in the UK would have had covid by new year. Feel free to lose your money on this bet.
    Did you miss the not?
    So you think there will not be a single person in the UK that does not have covid by the new year.
    Just go back and read it this is embarrassing.
    Not for me. I find the lack of reading comprehension hilarious.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • kingstonian
    kingstonian Posts: 2,847
    pblakeney said:

    pangolin said:

    john80 said:

    pangolin said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    pblakeney said:

    For context, if my rough calculations aren't way off, if we go at the current run rate we'll be at 2.5m new cases **a day** by Christmas.

    There was a quick calculation done on the Newscast podcast. Can't remember specific numbers but it was along the lines of doubling every 3 days = 150,000 by Christmas Eve. Doubling every 2 days = 650,000. That is a very wide margin of error but we are tending towards every 2 days.
    Those figures suggest tighter restrictions soon but we all know BJ likes a party.
    If it's 78,610 and it doubles every two days. by 17th it's 157,000, 314,000 by the 19th, 630,000 by 21st, 1.25m by 23rd and 2.5m by 25th
    That would mean 8.3m new people have tested positive by Christmas day. And if it continues at the same rate, that's 68m people by New Year's Eve.
    Does there not start to be a limit to this theory. My money is on not literally everyone in the UK having covid by the new year.
    What odds you think you can get on that?

    Well I’d bet my house on it being the case.
    You would bet that ever single person in the UK would have had covid by new year. Feel free to lose your money on this bet.
    Did you miss the not?
    So you think there will not be a single person in the UK that does not have covid by the new year.
    Just go back and read it this is embarrassing.
    Not for me. I find the lack of reading comprehension hilarious.

    Incredible, isn’t it.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,680
    pblakeney said:

    pangolin said:

    john80 said:

    pangolin said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    pblakeney said:

    For context, if my rough calculations aren't way off, if we go at the current run rate we'll be at 2.5m new cases **a day** by Christmas.

    There was a quick calculation done on the Newscast podcast. Can't remember specific numbers but it was along the lines of doubling every 3 days = 150,000 by Christmas Eve. Doubling every 2 days = 650,000. That is a very wide margin of error but we are tending towards every 2 days.
    Those figures suggest tighter restrictions soon but we all know BJ likes a party.
    If it's 78,610 and it doubles every two days. by 17th it's 157,000, 314,000 by the 19th, 630,000 by 21st, 1.25m by 23rd and 2.5m by 25th
    That would mean 8.3m new people have tested positive by Christmas day. And if it continues at the same rate, that's 68m people by New Year's Eve.
    Does there not start to be a limit to this theory. My money is on not literally everyone in the UK having covid by the new year.
    What odds you think you can get on that?

    Well I’d bet my house on it being the case.
    You would bet that ever single person in the UK would have had covid by new year. Feel free to lose your money on this bet.
    Did you miss the not?
    So you think there will not be a single person in the UK that does not have covid by the new year.
    Just go back and read it this is embarrassing.
    Not for me. I find the lack of reading comprehension hilarious.
    Bit worrying if he reads safety information in his incredibly responsible job with the same lack of care though. Could impact on all of us!
  • mully79
    mully79 Posts: 904
    john80 said:

    pangolin said:

    john80 said:

    john80 said:

    pblakeney said:

    For context, if my rough calculations aren't way off, if we go at the current run rate we'll be at 2.5m new cases **a day** by Christmas.

    There was a quick calculation done on the Newscast podcast. Can't remember specific numbers but it was along the lines of doubling every 3 days = 150,000 by Christmas Eve. Doubling every 2 days = 650,000. That is a very wide margin of error but we are tending towards every 2 days.
    Those figures suggest tighter restrictions soon but we all know BJ likes a party.
    If it's 78,610 and it doubles every two days. by 17th it's 157,000, 314,000 by the 19th, 630,000 by 21st, 1.25m by 23rd and 2.5m by 25th
    That would mean 8.3m new people have tested positive by Christmas day. And if it continues at the same rate, that's 68m people by New Year's Eve.
    Does there not start to be a limit to this theory. My money is on not literally everyone in the UK having covid by the new year.
    What odds you think you can get on that?

    Well I’d bet my house on it being the case.
    You would bet that ever single person in the UK would have had covid by new year. Feel free to lose your money on this bet.
    Did you miss the not?
    So you think there will not be a single person in the UK that does not have covid by the new year.
    I don't think that there wiill not be someone who hasn't had Covid this year.
  • I think nobody would consider it not impossible for everyone to test positive.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,925

    I think nobody would consider it not impossible for everyone to test positive.


    I hate to be negative, but...
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    mully79 said:


    I don't think that there wiill not be someone who hasn't had Covid this year.

    My double negative alarm just exploded...

  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,591
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    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    edited December 2021
    Holland 🇳🇱 about to go into full lockdown.

    Think it’s a battle between sage and the Tory party here about when to do it.

    Almost certainly will happen.