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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Oh do hurry up Bally, post a picture before pill time.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Before you all start singing...

    funny-dirty-humor-photos-1.jpg
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    "Come out, come out wherever you are"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Sniff.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    There's an echo in here.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    It wasn't just the statue that was feeling a right tit after Bally unexpectedly got his tongue stuck to its minge.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    edited November 2014
    Velonutter inspects the statue to check it won't offend the camel toe prudes.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Arran checks out a new entry for The 'big' girls thread
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Visitor amazed to see an even bigger one than Farage.
  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
    Tracy Emin inspects her latest installation following reports of a large crack
  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
    Mods finally discover the origin of the expression 'shiteminge'*

    * I hope this language hasn't offended anybody, I'm just copying what I have seen in other threads because I'm very easily influenced. And I'm obviously not complaining, because if I was I'd do that outside of BB.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Gt's mum finally got the statue she deserved
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Dickhead artist gets told to go f*ck herself.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    arran, are you in there?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    Cyrano? Is that you?
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Arrans dream finally came true
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Despite his punishment, the altar boy was still pleased to have added the word "like" to the bishop's order for a statue "in the image of a virgin Madonna, in silver"
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    ....."I'm lost and alone, come on take my bone. Silver Lady"
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Bally always wanted to insert both his hands and clap
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
    Sharon had always been nosey and couldn't help peeking through people's curtains.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    Ballysmate wrote:
    funny-dirty-humor-photos-1.jpg
    "There's something a bit fishy about this..."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    I'm not a gynaecologist but i'll have a good look.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    This always happens when the psychiatrists play hide and seek. No Sigmund, I said can you find Kant.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Oh, he's hiding back in the womb ? Sorry
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The winner is Arran. Over to you mate.
    arran77 wrote:
    Velonutter inspects the statue to check it won't offend the camel toe prudes.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    grass.jpg
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    watching-paint-dry-5.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    skeleton_in_sitting_chair_by_karlie_alinta-d4e2j74.jpg
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are we waiting
    Oh do hurry up...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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