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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Slap her ass and ride the waves
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Anybody got any talc? I'm gonna need help finding her hole.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Seano over inflates Belinda.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    We all knew Stevo's 'panzer beast' was hefty but not this hefty. Little wonder he has to get a lift to go 'uphill'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Luckily for this entry, the 2.15 at Newton Abbot was handicap race.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Bally is delighted with his new garden roller.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Matthew H demonstrates his new own brand of beer goggles
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,817
    Pesky, have you turned into Piña now you're entering your own competition?

    "This wasn't the kind of whale I wanted to ride" protested the marine biologist whilst clearly enjoying himself.
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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Its not just Pina that does it is it? I think he started it. Talking about Pina...
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Where tf is the singing man from Basingstoke? Is he out celebrating the win?
    Dafuq? Singing man? Basinkgstoke? Am I missing something?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    The bigger they are the easier they are to pull and humiliate
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheryl the cannibal lures her next meal to his oblivion.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Bally pushes "Ugly girls try harder" to the limit.


    Actually Bally has no comprehension where the line is. :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,413
    "It's less embarrassing than that sodding bubble car" thought T47 as he mounted his latest runabout.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    V68 somehow felt less of a prick riding this than his 29er.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    When Tracy turned up for work at the Mods Christmas party she had no idea how the evening would end.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Its not just Pina that does it is it? I think he started it. Talking about Pina...
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Where tf is the singing man from Basingstoke? Is he out celebrating the win?
    Dafuq? Singing man? Basinkgstoke? Am I missing something?

    The Basingstoke singing boy singing 'why are we waiting' for 3 pages. Keeping up?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,413
    Pinno couldn't contain his feelings when he finally got it on with the Bank of Scotland MILF.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    This leapfrog game wasn't so funny when Belinda had a go with her bearded partner.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Lord Sugar celebrates with this years winner of the Apprentice.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Thanks for the buscuits, buy me some chips and I'll use your man sauce as ketchup over the chips.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,817
    Matt h misunderstood when he was told to go to Fatbirds to sort out his new ride.
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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Thunderbirds Are Go!
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,413
    Mods party hard after winning the annual 'most over-modded forum' award.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    To Arran's delight Sally wasn't long and tall after all.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    One giant step for man, one giant leapfrog for mankind.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The monthly incentive of a ride on the 'office bike' for the most productive Mod saw banning rates sky rocket.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    When the mods saw what was going on in the BB, the general consensus was that they might as well enter themselves :wink:
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    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    2nd place
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Seano over inflates Belinda.

    1st place could have been called after the first reply with
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Salman Rushdie at the launch of his new book 'Buddha's a fat baitch!'
  • Sleeper Cell
    Sleeper Cell Posts: 105
    Why are we waiting?
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Put your Ovaltine down Bally and get a picture up :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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