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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    "Would you like some Parmesan on that madam?"
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Garlic sauce-chilli sauce-red sauce.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Seeing as it is Saturday, the trad time for picking a winner, I pass the torch on to Stevo.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Seano's girlfriend and inflatable concubines make a joint effort to escape from the borrow.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Ta Bally.

    Will have to do this tomorrow afternoon as our PC is fubarred so I only have the mobile till then. So don't whinge you lot.......
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ta Bally.

    Will have to do this tomorrow afternoon as our PC is fubarred so I only have the mobile till then. So don't whinge you lot.......

    Come on, its tomorrow already :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ta Bally.

    Will have to do this tomorrow afternoon as our PC is fubarred so I only have the mobile till then. So don't whinge you lot.......

    Come on, its tomorrow already :P


    its not as if this place is a cycling forum and Stevo is out riding his bike. Nope, his computer is shagged, a poor poor excuse. Let's hope his tax avoidance schemes are better than his excuses. :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Slowmart wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ta Bally.

    Will have to do this tomorrow afternoon as our PC is fubarred so I only have the mobile till then. So don't whinge you lot.......

    Come on, its tomorrow already :P


    its not as if this place is a cycling forum and Stevo is out riding his bike. Nope, his computer is shagged, a poor poor excuse. Let's hope his tax avoidance schemes are better than his excuses. :wink:

    Shut it you, I was actually out riding my bike this morning :D :shock: PC situation now sorted so pic to follow shortly, you impatient basterds :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    edited November 2014
    Here you go - results on Wednesday unless you run out of originality before then...

    extremebikeaccident.jpg

    Additional credit will be given for not trying to rip the wee wee out of the competition judge :mrgreen:

    [Edit: I am invoking the 'Pinno Protocol' and entering my own caption comp :wink: ]
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo has been riding by the seat of his pants
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo ready for some big boy action in the woods.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Crudder shows himself to be a complete ar5e
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Bally finally decides to give mountain biking a go but spoils it by turning up in his roadie outfit.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Bally finally decides to give mountain biking a go but spoils it by turning up in his roadie outfit.

    Entering your own competition? Are you Pina in disguise? :lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mods reveal their new team kit for the coming season.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Bally finally decides to give mountain biking a go but spoils it by turning up in his roadie outfit.

    Entering your own competition? Are you Pina in disguise? :lol:
    See my post with the pic :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Lycra fails the vindaloo test.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The mods 'follow through' on their threat to Colin to 'rip him a new one'.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    looks like Stevo has had an 'uplift'
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo, the living bike rack.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo, As a tax avoidance architect gave new meaning to ripping the ar5e out of the situation.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Why do mtb'ers like ploughing up hill?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Crotchless cycling shorts ? What will Ann Summers think of next ?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Crudder goes for the Kardashian look, without success.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    It was at this point he realised that perhaps Charge weren't kidding when they named the saddle "Knife".
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Colin's baiting of Mods came back to bite him on the ar5e
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo makes his way home from Matthew H's bike tour. He has little recollection of what happened, but feels something is not quite right.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    The combination of last nights curry and a bumpy track didnt bode well for Ballys first MTB experience
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The mtb fashionista's where more offended by the bar ends than Ballys attire.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Despite denials, the evidence pointed towards too many pies and not enough miles.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    The fried egg, baked bean and bacon diet designed for 'Turbo Boost' was often difficult to control and difficult to predict.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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