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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are we waiting
    Oh do hurry up...

    he might be at work :)
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Chinese_Sleeping_Funny_09.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are we waiting
    Oh do hurry up...

    he might be at work :)
    Big difference between 'at' and 'doing'...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Shut it you biatches, especially you Stevo :P

    Give me a while and I'll see what I can come up whilst at work :D
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Best I could manage with the porno filters at work :lol:

    g13RPD.jpg

    Winner picked on Saturday night.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Mum had nice t1ts too - that is, until I ate them.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Gt finally sees what all the fuss was about
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Giant indulges in fart fetish
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Hello little boy. My name's Jemima Saville...
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    I wonder if she would fancy a pearl necklace?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    arran77 wrote:
    g13RPD.jpg
    Arran's experiences as a young lad shaped the rest of his life.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    The left tit hung next to the moderator :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    A young matthew h was about to find out the hard way that they were not full of beer.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    'Watch with Mother' gets recommissioned for the 21st century.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • --Darren--
    --Darren-- Posts: 70
    Happy birthday son, but not all your wishes will come at once
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    The young Dalai Lama passed the look but don't touch test
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    For young Ronaldo it was a no brainer. A trip to Father Christmas or a visit to Miss Uddersfield.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey little boy, I hear your dad has a British passort and I'm from Russia.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    When he drags himself out of the gutter in London matthew h is our winner.......
    matthew h wrote:
    The young Dalai Lama passed the look but don't touch test
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    I guess the pre-Christmas Brewery stock has taken a bit of a hammering.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Please God, let there be an earth quake and make those tits wobble
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Slowmart wrote:
    Please God, let there be an earth quake and make those tits wobble

    Keep up mate.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Good job I'm quicker on my bike :oops:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    Armstrong%20Crash.jpg

    normal service resumed. Winner on Wednesday night (probably)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Look Lance, you might be doped up to your eyeballs and think you're important mate but I still say you're a worthless little pussy.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Lance I know you don't want visible needle marks but you'll go blind if I keep jabbing you in the eye.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Calm down Lance mate, when I said you'll just feel a small prick......
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    You're right Lance. If you hadn't been wearing an helmet you'd be dead. You must post that on the forum.

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