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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    "beating cancer made me stronger"

    No Lance, I believe that was the steroids?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Whadda yamean your carbon seat post gave out coz it was fake? Do you know how much a good one costs?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    Roadie puts on his best happy face for the cameras.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    At least it's not your blood you're spilling, thats in the fridge for when you get back.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    100 million bucks. 100 million bucks - and all you're worried about is the cut, humph.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    Lance found out the hard way the consequences of daring to disagree with the mods.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    'Hey Johnny, Mellow out for cyrin' out loud. You only have to pi55 in a bottle'.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    "Lance, you okay? How many syringes am I holding up?"
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  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    While his mastery of looking daggers at his opponents was beyond question, Lance had missed the point that the sharp end is supposed to face them. Or maybe he just failed to miss the point.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    Where's Wino Boy with the result?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Where's Wino Boy with the result?

    Just about to post them up :)
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Stevo was a close second with the mods comment, but the winner is........
    Ballysmate wrote:
    You're right Lance. If you hadn't been wearing an helmet you'd be dead. You must post that on the forum.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    Why are we waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    The wait is too much
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    people_waiting_at_bus_stop_IE396-035.jpg
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    pinarello001 wrote:
    people_waiting_at_bus_stop_IE396-035.jpg
    You're being too subtle - some gimboid would do a caption for that if I hadn't just posted this :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    people_waiting_at_bus_stop_IE396-035.jpg
    You're being too subtle - some gumboil would do a caption for that if I hadn't just posted this :)



    wot like

    Stevo gets a ping on grinder
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    Looks like we've flushed out the gimboid - the shoot is on...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    gun_2.gif~c200
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    here we go again, a mad scotsman shooting his load all over the forum. :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Are we going with Pina's pic out of sympathy as he can never win? In which case the woman is saying.

    "Yes, I've always preferred black c0ck"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    No, find a pic and post it you lazy basket.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Well don't get posting pics before earning the right. :lol:

    funny-halloween-costume-human-centipede.jpg
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    Seano's girlfriend and inflatable concubines make a joint effort to escape from the borrow.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    1,2,3,4,5 Once I sniffed a fish alive...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    She was once, twice, three times a lady
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,415
    Gentlemens' club owners resort to desperate measures after Tory immigration curbs cause catastrophic shortage of Eastern European strippers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Giovanni's anchovy sauce had a certain 'je ne sais quoi'.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Ched bait
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Belinda goes out with her mates in tow.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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