The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    The Elves: What ya doin Frosty?
    Frosty: Santa is drunk and i'm going to make him sick by sticking my carrot up his bum
    Elves: That won't make him sick
    Frosty: It will when I stick it down his throat.
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  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Righto, time to hand over the baton, the winner is Matthew H with:
    matthew h wrote:
    Don't worry Santa, it will self lube and shrink as we got hot and dirty

    Seemed to fit the bill, over to you MH.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Why are we waiting :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    arran77 wrote:
    Why are we waiting :P

    He'll be back, just as soon as he has run the pub dry.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    pinarello001 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Why are we waiting :P

    He'll be back, just as soon as he has run the pub dry.

    So wrong...... But right :lol:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    wtf-funny-idiot-kkm-5.jpg

    Whiner announced on Sunday :D
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    mathew h takes extreme measures to overcome the Bike Radar swear filters.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Arran thought he was onto a winner whilst picking his nose, it turned out to be his eye.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,413
    edited October 2014
    Arran goes to extreme lengths to do anything apart from work.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Area goes to extreme lengths to anything apart from work.

    You been drinking Stevo :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,413
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Area goes to extreme lengths to anything apart from work.

    You been drinking Stevo :P
    Bloody auto correct on the mobile :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,413
    Pinno began to regret organising a 'Britain's Got Talent' contest for the loons.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    If the wind changes your face'll stay like that!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,413
    If Mr. h has sobered up enough can he please choose a winner :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    KY Jelly. Not just for........
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Oops carried away last couple of days looking or riding bikes and forgot to post!

    The winner is..,,,,,,
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Arran thought he was onto a winner whilst picking his nose, it turned out to be his eye.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Why are we waiting?

    BTW Pesky - that was the worst caption pic ever and doing selfies for the caption comp should be banned.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,413
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Why are we waiting?

    BTW Pesky - that was the worst caption pic ever and doing selfies for the caption comp should be banned.
    Wot, worse than my 'microphone fart' pic?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Why are we waiting?

    BTW Pesky - that was the worst caption pic ever and doing selfies for the caption comp should be banned.
    Wot, worse than my 'microphone fart' pic?


    Probably'
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    Where tf is the singing man from Basingstoke? Is he out celebrating the win?
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    Why are we waiting! :)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Chop chop Pesky, get a picture posted to shut the noisy Glaswegian up.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    matthew h wrote:
    Why are we waiting! :)

    Still
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,413
    Someone go drag him out of the CC?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,154
    If he doesn't appear today I will pick the first loser as the king of the caption competition
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Ok I'm here. Gimme five minutes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,322
    21 minutes later...taps fingers on table...
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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    pinarello001 wrote:
    21 minutes later...taps fingers on table...

    Trying to find a goodun seeing as you were crying about the last
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Salman Rushdie at the launch of his new book 'Buddha's a fat baitch!'

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