The return of...Caption Competition

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    the suspense it killing me
    I never knew you were foreign :)

    sent here to clear the forum of old 'members'
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    FFS. someone PM Tired&Weary or this one will get locked too!

    I will rephrase that^

    I hope it's not unreasonable of me and I also hope that I am not being a little impatient but could someone kindly send a polite private message to that gentleman of this bicycle discussion internet venue named Tired & Weary' that he is indeed the winner of this rather amusing little diversion. No hurry and please tell him we all apologise for inconveniencing him.

    Humbly yours. P
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    pinarello001 wrote:
    FFS. someone PM Tired&Weary or this one will get locked too!

    I will rephrase that^

    I hope it's not unreasonable of me and I also hope that I am not being a little impatient but could someone kindly send a polite private message to that gentleman of this bicycle discussion internet venue named Tired & Weary' that he is indeed the winner of this rather amusing little diversion. No hurry and please tell him we all apologise for inconveniencing him.

    Humbly yours. P
    He's had a day - post something yourself and let's get going.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    FFS. someone PM Tired&Weary or this one will get locked too!

    I will rephrase that^

    I hope it's not unreasonable of me and I also hope that I am not being a little impatient but could someone kindly send a polite private message to that gentleman of this bicycle discussion internet venue named Tired & Weary' that he is indeed the winner of this rather amusing little diversion. No hurry and please tell him we all apologise for inconveniencing him.

    Humbly yours. P
    He's had a day - post something yourself and let's get going.

    That's more like it Stevo, mob rule :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Okay, give me a minute or two.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Here we go. Winner picked by Tired and Weary on Sunday night:

    horse-funny-2012-02.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    I'll give you a pony for it.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Colin misunderstood the concept of adding horsepower to his car.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    I'm sure he said it was a Lamborghini.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Nathan asked VTech to look at his car for him, saying it had a prancing horse on the bonnet.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Man "It's the bloody solenoid"
    Horse "I told you that 5 miles ago when we first broke down but no, you took advice from a Eric the 3 legged retired racehorse instead of me. He knows f*ck all about cars"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    VTech gets his own back on Nathan by selling him a right old pony for the Gumball race.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    You'd better fix this cos I'm not big enough to carry your fat @rse to get help.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    'I'll give you a pony for blowing the seal' didn't turn out as well as Eric the Eskimo expected
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Jimmy Stewart had Harvey, Pina has Dobbin.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Can we just check this again before I go? "Please send help, I've glued my head to the rocker cover!", is three left-hoof beats plus one neigh and a shake of the mane, right?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    You'd need ten hands to fix this
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Vtech gave up on life when his fellow mechanic told him to stop horsing around
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Stevo forgets he spiked Dobins water with Rohypnol and drank it
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Rent a genuine pony car from Alamo.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    'Why the long face' asked dobbin
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Something is lost in translation when the chinese attempt to reverse engineer the 2CV
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    No you stupid horse, get your head lower like this and lift your hairy ass up for Dmitri. :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    results?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    I guess tired and weary is still recovering form being tired and weary and so as not to spread his affliction, i'll pick a winner. Just give me a minute or two.

    Keep the patrons happy with a bit of singing Arran...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    ...and without further ado, the winner is:
    random man wrote:
    You'd better fix this cos I'm not big enough to carry your fat @rse to get help.

    Take it away random man.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are....
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    I'm invoking the 24hr rule tomorrow - got to have a bit of discipline in this thread...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I'm invoking the 24hr rule tomorrow - got to have a bit of discipline in this thread...

    Maybe both Tires & Weary and random man have a life?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I'm invoking the 24hr rule tomorrow - got to have a bit of discipline in this thread...

    Maybe both Tires & Weary and random man have a life?
    You mean posting on here doesn't constitute a life?! Quick, someone tell PW :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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