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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Arran was hoping the extra large anal probe would be the next stage of the search.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Male corsetry has a long way to go.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Embarrassing photos surface of a youthful Van Gaal
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    The young David Cameron really wanted to be a Britain's first rocket man.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Some Britons going to Thailand go to extra-ordinary lengths to be a lady boy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    simonhead wrote:
    Thai police crack down on encyclopedia Britannica smuggling. Officer Patitdown says "we found P in the crack"

    ++
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    After smuggling similar packages up his ar5e, he can now sh1t square turds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    In a tragic series of events, as well as loosing both his legs after the first Asian/British budget 'tunnelling man' experiment, Tony was also sued by Damart.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    simonhead wrote:
    Thai police crack down on encyclopedia Britannica smuggling. Officer Patitdown says "we found P in the crack"

    Winner!
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    basingstoke_art3_470_470x300.jpg

    This is in Basingstoke I believe. Will do Winner on Monday or Tuesday
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    One of many cocks in Basingstoke
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Putting paid to the rumour that Arran is the biggest c0ck in Basingstoke.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    In todays world, you can see a big c0ck at the right price.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Basingstoke County Council try numerous ways to impede the passage of drunken cyclists.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Peddle Up!
    Peddle Up! Posts: 2,040
    Giving the sculptor his cards, "That's your third cock-up this week".
    Purveyor of "up" :)
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The sculptor was pipped at the post by Nigel Farage to the biggest bellend of the year award.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    The sculpture is most realistic when the fountain is switched on.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Massive c0ck from Basingstoke spotted in the Bottom Bracket.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Nice piece of willy found in Basingstoke at the right price.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    crumbschief wrote:
    Nice piece of willy found in Basingstoke at the right price.

    Are they more expensive in Suffolk? (You walked in to that one didn't you?) :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    pinarello001 wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Nice piece of willy found in Basingstoke at the right price.

    Are they more expensive in Suffolk? (You walked in to that one didn't you?) :D

    Well it's easily done if distracted,i often hear them shout it's Suffolk and good,you should come over pina.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The mods aren't the only stiffs on BikeRadar.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Basingstoke council were forced to install a 'massive c0ck bollard' to stop Vtec showing off his flashy cars to the poor people.
  • tyred&weary
    tyred&weary Posts: 243
    Someone on the council is really going to get bollarded for not getting the letter commissioning a large statue of a cockerel proof read by someone else.
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Tyred&weary wrote:
    Someone on the council is really going to get bollarded for not getting the letter commissioning a large statue of a cockerel proof read by someone else.


    Your attempts at wit are shocking, this I like mainly because of the huge cockerel on the roundabout in Dorking. So by default Tyred&Weary is passed the baton.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    simonhead wrote:
    Tyred&weary wrote:
    Someone on the council is really going to get bollarded for not getting the letter commissioning a large statue of a cockerel proof read by someone else.


    Your attempts at wit are shocking, this I like mainly because of the huge cockerel on the roundabout in Dorking. So by default Tyred&Weary is passed the baton.

    Your attempts at finding funny pictures for us to be witty about are worse :P

    Oh and why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why are we waiting....
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Meh, it's nearly Wednesday. Is Tired&Weary too knackered to login or has he bumped into Ezyrider?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Best try tomorrow...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    the suspense it killing me
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    matthew h wrote:
    the suspense it killing me
    I never knew you were foreign :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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