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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Another Crudder victory, well done Pesky.

    :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Wheey, Il get something up soon!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Wheey, Il get something up soon!

    :lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Wheey, Il get something up soon!

    We're not interested in your private life, just post up a picture for the caption competition :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    hope this isn't too extreme
    robogeishabdcap2_original_zpsojzvwg79.jpg

    Winner announced...Sunday
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    to quote Pesky

    hope this isn't too extreme
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Fook nose?
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Mathew h puts forward his challenger - Stevo, to face Pinas challenger - Arran, to settle road vs mtb once and for all.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The combatants go through their rituals before the first round of the face sitting competition.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    For some reason I can't see the pic on my work PC - wonder why :P [This is not an entry....]
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    For some reason I can't see the pic on my work PC - wonder why :P [This is not an entry....]

    Neither can I :?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Must be a good one - will have to pack quickly tonight to make time for some last minute posting :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    I'd try to describe it but I think a thousand words wouldnt do it.

    That could be an entry too :lol:
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Stevo's searches for the Big Girls thread took him onto some strange sites.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    random man wrote:
    Stevo's searches for the Big Girls thread took him onto some strange sites.

    Given the shite I've seen him post the mind boggles as to what this picture could be :shock: Roll on home time :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Pesky had a lot of explaining to do when his mrs came across his paste buffer.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    For some reason I can't see the pic on my work PC - wonder why :P [This is not an entry....]

    Neither can I :?
    A nurse, two scantily clad women with dildo masks and dildo boobs, wielding swords while a man in a suit watches on.

    Can you guess the perverted country? :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Secret footage of the selection process used to choose Velonutter's replacement gives an alarming but true insight into the workings of a moderators mind.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo watches on as the final two candidates who applied to become his secretary take part in the final stage of his slightly unorthodox 'interview'.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Arran's unhealthy obsession with smut finally pays dividends as he becomes the worlds first referee in the newly created Female Dildo Lingerie Fencing League.

    (I'm obviously the one in the grey suit ya perverts :P)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Winning Takeshi's castle has its merits
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    After owning up to the lads in Crud that he'd wussed out of riding downhill bikes, Pesky thought he'd try one more 'extreme' sport before admitting he was a big gheyer and buying a road bike.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Japanese rendition of 'Pinnochio' goes slightly off the plot.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Things come to a head after Bally's girlfriends both discover he has been two timing them.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    The battle of the strap on jack face masks was declared null and void when it was revealed that one of the competitors was brown nosing the referee.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Things come to a head after Bally's girlfriends both discover he has been two timing them.

    Not often that I've had women fighting over me. :lol:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    After their first date, V68 and Stevo arrange something a bit different for their second.



    Edit: Stevos the one with the smaller c0ck
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pina's window lickers duel to see who is first and then second to anally penetrate Piña and thereby earn a bonus.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Even shagger Sean was perturbed when offered a new style tit fuc
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Slowmart wrote:
    Pina's window lickers duel to see who is first and then second to anally penetrate Piña and thereby earn a bonus.

    I'm worried about you slowmart to the extent that I firmly believe you'll be on the next bus of loons heading to my tin can gulag.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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