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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Holby gets a makeover to attract a larger audience.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Very close but
    3rd place v
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Holby gets a makeover to attract a larger audience.

    2nd place v
    arran77 wrote:
    Arran's unhealthy obsession with smut finally pays dividends as he becomes the worlds first referee in the newly created Female Dildo Lingerie Fencing League.

    1st place v ( I had fun imagining what the plot would be at this point)
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Japanese rendition of 'Pinnochio' goes slightly off the plot.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    edited August 2014
    Hurry up Stevo, quit ogling French birds and post a picture up :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Why are we waiting....
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Well???
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    I posted a gif on the gif thread if it breaks up the boredom of waiting.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    pinarello001 wrote:
    I posted a gif on the gif thread if it breaks up the boredom of waiting.
    Here it is.

    giphy.gif

    Stevo takes a dip in the hotel pool.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    The French hotelier kicked stevo and his family out shortly after this short film was taken for breaking the house rules on not wearing swimwear.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    pinarello001 wrote:
    The French hotelier kicked stevo and his family out shortly after this short film was taken for breaking the house rules on not wearing swimwear.

    Stevo's missus is no looker :shock: :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    arran77 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    The French hotelier kicked stevo and his family out shortly after this short film was taken for breaking the house rules on not wearing swimwear.

    Stevo's missus is no looker :shock: :P

    to be fair - have you seen Stevo :)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Very close but
    3rd place v
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Holby gets a makeover to attract a larger audience.

    2nd place v
    arran77 wrote:
    Arran's unhealthy obsession with smut finally pays dividends as he becomes the worlds first referee in the newly created Female Dildo Lingerie Fencing League.

    1st place v ( I had fun imagining what the plot would be at this point)
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Japanese rendition of 'Pinnochio' goes slightly off the plot.

    Right Pesky, you're still in charge, in the absence of monkey boy it's your shout :)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    arran77 wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Very close but
    3rd place v
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Holby gets a makeover to attract a larger audience.

    2nd place v
    arran77 wrote:
    Arran's unhealthy obsession with smut finally pays dividends as he becomes the worlds first referee in the newly created Female Dildo Lingerie Fencing League.

    1st place v ( I had fun imagining what the plot would be at this point)
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Japanese rendition of 'Pinnochio' goes slightly off the plot.

    Right Pesky, you're still in charge, in the absence of monkey boy it's your shout :)

    where are you going with this................... :)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Very close but
    3rd place v
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Holby gets a makeover to attract a larger audience.

    2nd place v
    arran77 wrote:
    Arran's unhealthy obsession with smut finally pays dividends as he becomes the worlds first referee in the newly created Female Dildo Lingerie Fencing League.

    1st place v ( I had fun imagining what the plot would be at this point)
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Japanese rendition of 'Pinnochio' goes slightly off the plot.

    Right Pesky, you're still in charge, in the absence of monkey boy it's your shout :)

    where are you going with this................... :)

    Like I said, Pesky's the boss :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Seriously?


    secretly I knew Stevo wouldnt come back, thats why I chose him :twisted:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Very close but
    3rd place v
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Holby gets a makeover to attract a larger audience.

    2nd place v
    arran77 wrote:
    Arran's unhealthy obsession with smut finally pays dividends as he becomes the worlds first referee in the newly created Female Dildo Lingerie Fencing League.

    1st place v ( I had fun imagining what the plot would be at this point)
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Japanese rendition of 'Pinnochio' goes slightly off the plot.

    Right Pesky, you're still in charge, in the absence of monkey boy it's your shout :)

    where are you going with this................... :)

    Like I said, Pesky's the boss :mrgreen:
    Or Knowing how his mind works, do you think "it's your shout pesky" sent matthew sprinting to the bar?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    Seriously?

    aUf2aV.jpg
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Whatch out stevo's about, whatch out stevo's about, you'd better watch out coz stevo's about.

    Enjoy your croissant stevie boy.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    article-0-1E49316900000578-643_634x975_zps08axmh68.jpg
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Whoops didn't spot this till now - no laptop and can't post pics on my phone. Carry on...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Sean, you need to describe Pesky's picture again while I'm at work.....I can't see most file upload type sites, only things like cubeupload :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    arran77 wrote:
    Sean, you need to describe Pesky's picture again while I'm at work.....I can't see most file upload type sites, only things like cubeupload :roll:
    A white male, stripped to his pants, being unstrapped/ strapped up (hard to tell) with plastic explosives or heroin, by Asian police.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Sean, you need to describe Pesky's picture again while I'm at work.....I can't see most file upload type sites, only things like cubeupload :roll:
    A white male, stripped to his pants, being unstrapped/ strapped up (hard to tell) with plastic explosives or heroin, by Asian police.

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Pesky Jones wrote:
    article-0-1E49316900000578-643_634x975_zps08axmh68.jpg
    Stevo's latest tax avoidance venture didn't go quite to plan.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Arran regrets taking a job with Piña's Rapid International Courier's when his first 'delivery' doesn't quite go to plan.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Arran goes to extraordinary lengths to win Ride London by attempting to smuggle in steroids for the CrudCatcher team.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pesky misunderstood his girlfriend when she suggested they tried some 'group blow up action'.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • simonhead
    simonhead Posts: 1,399
    Thai police crack down on encyclopedia Britannica smuggling. Officer Patitdown says "we found P in the crack"
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    "I hold Jesus close to my heart"

    - member of the bible belt from Texas
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pesky was disappointed because the invitation to have fun with a strap on wasn't what he had envisaged.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Piña ran out of excuses when mocked by his guards for having a penis the size of a little finger of a 5 year old
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu

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