The return of...Caption Competition

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Cheers Slowmart, i'll try and get a baled MTB in the post as soon as I can for you.

    You see crudders, only roadies would get that joke...

    That's 'cause it's shite :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    arran77 wrote:
    Cheers Slowmart, i'll try and get a baled MTB in the post as soon as I can for you.

    You see crudders, only roadies would get that joke...

    That's 'cause it's shite :P
    + big sack of potatoes.

    Hurry up Mickey...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Here we go, winner picked on Thursday (unless I am out on my bike)

    naughty-kids-33.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña's Photoshop skills leave a lot to be desired.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Piña's Caption Competition pictures turn out to be just as bad as his Big Girls thread pictures.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Stevo's youth was revealed to the court during a tax evasion case brought about by the HMRC.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Mrs. Pinno comes home to find the kids amusing themselves.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ofsted were quite concerned after their surprise inspection of the nursery run by matthew h.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Arrans kids took advantage of him spending so much time post whoring on BR.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    "Well i didn't expect that" said Brian of 18 months who didn't feel so lucky as guilty parents made a surprise visit to the Arrogant Bastards games night.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The only outcome from the latest mods meeting concludes there is no answers in the bottom of a glass
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    The loser wins a night with Rolf Harris
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    Ginger light weight snoozes through his round again!
  • Oddly, his parents were most concerned that he had taken to using rouge.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Expectations are high as the inaugural session of the newly independent Scottish parliament kicks off.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Pina, Arran, Stevo and Matthew H get together to discuss Road Vs MTB. It gets a bit late for Arran
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    Kate and Gerry open their new nursery.
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 722
    Kate and Gerry open their new nursery.

    Very good! :shock: :D
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pina, Arran, Stevo and Matthew H get together to discuss Road Vs MTB. It gets a bit late for Arran

    :lol:

    Very good young Pesky.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    The embarrassment of being caught wearing his mum's blusher was plain to see on the face of matthew h junior.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    Pina has had enough digs about his stereotypical Scottish ginger hair and falls asleep
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The kids ask Rolf why lots of alcohol and cigarettes make your bum sore
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The kids try anything, even beer and cigars, to try to get rid of the taste of cum.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Here we go, winner picked on Thursday (unless I am out on my bike)

    naughty-kids-33.jpg

    Not an entry.
    Another fecker who should know the tradition...Wednesday and Saturday. FFS
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Scottish kids get another round in while waiting for piña
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pina's child crèche has a unique child care arrangement which enables piña to ride his bike
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pina's children are shocked to see him return early from his Thursday night ride.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    In 3rd place, me with:
    Stevo's youth was revealed to the court during a tax evasion case brought about by the HMRC.

    A very close call between:
    Pina, Arran, Stevo and Matthew H get together to discuss Road Vs MTB. It gets a bit late for Arran

    and
    Kate and Gerry open their new nursery.

    So the Pesky Mr Jones gets it with ^.

    BTW - I had a top bike run tonight, only swallowed 1630 midges.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    As it traditional, why are we....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,153
    How long do we have to wait?