The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    edited March 2022
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  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    First.Aspect said:



    Wheelspinner said:


    In that case, perhaps a selfie from last evening’s p!ss-up will suffice?

    Wow, that was some party last night.
  • masjer
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  • kingstongraham
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  • capt_slog
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    edited March 2022
    You see? America can do something well


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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
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  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Harry and Meghan start their own low-key tour of the Caribbean.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    Bottom Bracketeers wave frantically to First Aspect to remind him that he needs to judge the caption comp.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,142
    Stevo_666 said:

    Bottom Bracketeers wave frantically to First Aspect to remind him that he needs to judge the caption comp.

    You are disqualified.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    First.Aspect said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Bottom Bracketeers wave frantically to First Aspect to remind him that he needs to judge the caption comp.

    You are disqualified.

    I'm devastated :'( . Mind you, now that I'm out there's nothing to lose, so GAFMO ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,142
    masjer said:

    Harry and Meghan start their own low-key tour of the Caribbean.


    Congratulations, you are the winner. Again.

    In fact, you won this one twice.
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Damn, I mean, thanks FirstAspect. On the pic hunt...........
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    See, no Boris again.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,142
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  • kingstongraham
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    edited April 2022
    Bob regretted not listening to what his girlfriend wanted. He just heard the words 'stuffed' and 'something large'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,126
    edited April 2022
    "Does your friend have to rub himself against the table leg like that?"
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Ethnically diverse remake of 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears' wins Golden Raspberry award.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    kingstongraham said:

    "Does your friend have to rub himself against the table leg like that?"

    He seems pleased to see me.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    edited April 2022
    Lydia was misunderstood when she said that her furry toy needed some attention.
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  • orraloon
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    "This is total pants. Rishi's wife assured me if we bunged £100k to those Tories we would get a lunch with Boris and some great no-quibble contracts. All we got was Liz Truss."
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    I know it smells like last night's curry, but honestly, it was the bear.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    Crude but witty, we have a winner.
    Stevo_666 said:

    Bob regretted not listening to what his girlfriend wanted. He just heard the words 'stuffed' and 'something large'.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,653
    The bear was used during the pandemic in Chicago to demonstrate how far to sit apart.
    Pure coincidence, I came upon this pic on Flickr that someone had taken. Poor old bear!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    masjer said:

    Crude but witty, we have a winner.

    Stevo_666 said:

    Bob regretted not listening to what his girlfriend wanted. He just heard the words 'stuffed' and 'something large'.

    Not sure what else you expected from me :smiley: Will go trawl the interweb shortly...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,374
    Here you go folks


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Warwick Davis gets a bit of a hard on.

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