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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,602
    That's very Priti.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,439
    Oh God, it's Sturgeon.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,265
    "I hear you're as full of sh*t as I am."
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,492
    johnson awed by size of new uk fishing quota
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    Did you see my majority? It was this big!
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,492
    the proud father
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,216
    Wow, that’s a slimy thick thing
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,492
    tlw1 said:

    Wow, that’s a slimy thick thing

    said the fish
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,914
    "Is this a gutted Lib Dem voter?"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    This seems to have run it's course, so I'll declare the winner.
    First.Aspect said:

    Oh God, it's Sturgeon.

    Take it away @First.Aspect


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,439
    Hurrah.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,439

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    "If Diana had been in one of these that night in Paris, well things might be a bit different now."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,787
    "Electric you say. Doesn't it run on wine and cheese?"
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,787
    edited November 2021
    "What's this? Andrew said he wanted a wh*re by four"
  • jimmyjams
    jimmyjams Posts: 784
    First.Aspect said:

    Hurrah.

    Well done First Aspect. I was thinking something not unrelated* but decided not to post when I saw you had got in first with a similar idea.

    * (“It must be a grayling, I couldn't handle a sturgeon“)
  • jimmyjams
    jimmyjams Posts: 784
    First.Aspect said:


    “It runs on an eco battery of twelve oranges, a bit of zinc and copper piping into each, all tied together by the sash“
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    First.Aspect said:


    Some of the items in Prince Phillip's will raised a few eyebrows, but none more than the car he left Charles.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,492
    brenda's funeral arrangements raise eyebrows
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    “Oh my brother would love this. Just imagine all the hippie vegan chicks he’d pull!”
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,787
    "Extreme E and Speed. That reminds me of Harry's party days."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,914
    "The suspension is jacked up high enough that you can drive straight over the top of those Insulate Britain hippies without getting body parts stuck to the underside"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,439
    I'll call this later
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,439
    masjer said:

    "Extreme E and Speed. That reminds me of Harry's party days."

    And we have a winner. Over to you!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,787
    Thanks First.Aspect, appreciated.






    Hello, what's going on here then?

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,439
    Analysts mystified as prices for shark fin soup continue to fall.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,265
    Why the animatronics for Jaws looked so realistic.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,297
    Tories announce new plan to solve both HGV driver shortage and fishing disputes.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,492
    xi's entry for the cop26 closing ceremony falls flat
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,265
    The car rental place said they had one with a tailfin, it will look like a Cadillac they said.

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