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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    arran77 wrote:
    Sore loser :wink:

    Moi? Whatever gave you that idea? :wink:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Cornerblock wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Sore loser :wink:

    Moi? Whatever gave you that idea? :wink:

    Off topic time filler:
    That reminded me of the Punch cartoon:

    Man standing over poodle and he is pointing and saying
    "Never mind pourquoi, fetch the bloody stick".




    Why are we waiting , why are we waiting, oh why are we wa...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sorry boys, just got in. Got a PM saying I'd won, you must be getting impatient eh?
    Not got anything lined up so if someone wants to step in, I would be obliged. Otherwise you will have to wait til I find summat. :lol:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    kirill-putin.jpg

    Try this one.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    "More tea vicar?"
    "No thanks Vlad, been stuffing tarts all afternoon"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    "Do you think God would approve of Invading the Ukraine?"
    "God approves my child, so long as you promise to reduce his gas bill"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Result Saturday night.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Result Saturday night.


    lol. That's very funn....oh I see what you mean.
  • Cygnus
    Cygnus Posts: 1,879
    Whispers "come to my room at midnight"
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    you were right, long and uncut - can't wait for later, when you invade me
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Sorry boys, just got in. Got a PM saying I'd won, you must be getting impatient eh?
    Not got anything lined up so if someone wants to step in, I would be obliged. Otherwise you will have to wait til I find summat. :lol:

    and three minutes later you posted a pic :)
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Ooh big boy, your beard is so soft, unlike your c*ck, no wonder you wear a dress.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Ballysmate wrote:
    kirill-putin.jpg

    Try this one.

    You-crane? Wind your neck in!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Ballysmate wrote:
    kirill-putin.jpg

    "....and now, cough"


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Go on, suppress your inner urges, I've got another one of these frocks in my room that you can dress up in.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Come to my room later big boy and we can drip wax on each other with this candle.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Vlad, if you want to f*ck those Ukrainians up a bit, just let me know and I'll ask the big man to unleash a few natural disasters to teach them a lesson for allowing gays.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    You do know you have an eskimo attached to your back, right?
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    "Go in peace my son"

    "Must I ?"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    You sort the Ukrainians and gays and I'll sort the kids
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I'm gay Vlad and being this close to you is giving me a right hard on.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Vladimir: Forgive me father for I have sinned, I've been having improper thoughts about young men.
    Priest: That's ok my son, us priests have been doing the same for years.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Father will you please get your hand away from my c*ck.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hi penis breath, are we teaming up with Obama later?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    "A capped 3 Rubles per kilowatt or him upstairs will not be pleased, okay Vlad"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    Hello Vlad, I'm glad Ukraine! Only joking, please don't send me to Siberia!
    Scott S40 Speedster
    Dialled Stay Strong MX20R

    I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Capt Slog wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    kirill-putin.jpg

    "....and now, cough"

    I am handing over the baton to The Capn.
    Over to you, Slog
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Well done slog.

    Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, oh why are we wai....
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    come on!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Wakey wakey slog :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn

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