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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    A trio of MFs get ready to rumble.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    kingstongraham said:

    "For £300 million, you get the full monty."

    For £300m you can have the shirt off my back...

    the shoes of my feet...

    and the pant off my arse.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,862
    First.Aspect said:

    Lets see what you can do with this...


    Are you allowed to enter your own caption competition?
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,946
    It could be worse, I could be a professional darts player.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    Robert Plant's new support band is... a bit different.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    Who’s ate all the pies,
    Who’s ate all the pies,
    You fat bastard,you fat bastard,
    You’ve ate all the pies
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • jimmyjams
    jimmyjams Posts: 709
    'Howay the lad!'
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    "Boss, there's this bloke on the phone, sounds like some Arab geezer, says he ordered a new castle but you've sent him some shite football club."
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,625
    Last orders folks...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,474
    Bottom Bracketeers discover H3 alive and well in a slightly dubious night club.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,625
    edited October 2021
    kingstongraham said:

    "For £300 million, you get the full monty."

    Some good entries, but this was the most plausible.

    Over to you KG!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,862
    Why are we waiting
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,230

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,625
    Nairo Quinta interviewed on Columbian TV. Says he can adapt to different situations.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    Spaffer forgets to put on his haystack buffoon mask.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    Farage gets the peerage he always wanted
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,625
    edited October 2021
    Yet another contestant quits Strictly due to ill health.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 14,625
    Provis launch new winter jacket guaranteed not to blend in to your surroundings.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    Little Hattie Mancock decides to try a new approach to job interviews.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,530
    andrew sheds disguise, complains it's not easy being green
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,946
    edited October 2021
    Despite the cosmetic surgery, Danny Dyer is still too shite for panto.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,474
    Don't worry, all Tories look like this when you join the Labour Party.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,946
    The Palace still denies that Prince Charles is part of the 'Reptilian Elite".


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,230
    Stevo_666 said:

    Don't worry, all Tories look like this when you join the Labour Party.

    It's a chameleon, so not inaccurate.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,530
    kingstongraham said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Don't worry, all Tories look like this when you join the Labour Party.

    It's a chameleon, so not inaccurate.
    starma chameleon
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    It's all gone quiet over 'ere
  • jimmyjams
    jimmyjams Posts: 709
    "I was born by a river in this little old tent
    Oh just like this river I've been running ever since
    It's been a long, long time coming
    But I know, but I know a change is gotta come"
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,230
    capt_slog said:

    The Palace still denies that Prince Charles is part of the 'Reptilian Elite".

    Oops forgot.

    Here's the winner @capt_slog over to you!
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,946
    edited October 2021
    Wow thanks. I'll try to find something.



    have a go with that



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    Pwfah, smells like something I want to shag.

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