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  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,183
    Look for the bare necessities
    The simple bare necessities
    Forget about your worries and your strife
    I mean the bare necessities
    Old Scientific recipes
    That brings the bare necessities of life
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    A good pr1ck makes for happy Nookie.

    (younger forumites may have to ask their parents about the Nookie bear reference)
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Free BJ from BJ with every jab.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    "I'm a bit busy - bear with me"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    edited February 2021
    Rupert's expression was more to do with the hoover attachment he had just sat on than the vaccination.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    government denials that vaccine prioritisation has broken down increasingly untenable
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    You only actually need to bare your arm sir...
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    We can s-hit in the woods together now
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    Stevo_666 said:

    Rupert's expression was more to do with the hoover attachment he had just sat on than the vaccination.

    There's a winner
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    kingstongraham said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Rupert's expression was more to do with the hoover attachment he had just sat on than the vaccination.

    There's a winner
    Blimey that was quick.
    Rools are you're to do that '@' thing or PM Stevo but seen as he hasn't much of a life, he'll be around soon so it's immaterial.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    Ah OK, my mistake. Thought there was a page worth, probably enough. I guess you can still think about it, and in a week if you come up with a killer line about the right to bear arms, go for it.

    @Stevo_666 you won.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    We'd bearly got started.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    i can't bear it
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    The bear is unmasked! Report the ursine rebel.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Sorry, busy living life to the full so will dig something out tonight (actually I'm the office and rhe company firewall might object to some of my searches...)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Here you go...


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo and SC come up with a way to settle their 'It'll be all over by Easter argument'
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Oxo wasn't lying when he said he'd been on the mince pies.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Pinno comes up trumps keeping Tricky and Shorty occupied.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    This season, Greg Wallace and John Torode will film Masterchef outdoors.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    2 of the MFs find their new job not as advertised or expected.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    edited February 2021
    New social distancing measures unveiled to get people who haven't been jabbed back in the pubs
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The latest Go Vegan ad campaign shows the alleged effect of using growth hormones in chickens
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited February 2021
    "What are the odds of us both turning up to a fancy dress party as Diane Abbot?"

    " I don't know? Twelvty to seventeen? "
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Nicola Sturgeon denies accusations of attempting to frustrate the Alex Salmond enquiry and said that double booking Holyrood with a week of pro celebrity Sumo wrestling was an unfortunate oversight.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Roll up, roll up...will call this tomorrow.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Full of plastic and fat, is it a relation of katy price?
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    re-make of true faith video disappoints
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Right you lot, from a short but worthy list of entries, SG bags it at the 11th hour with this one :)
    sungod said:

    re-make of true faith video disappoints

    All yours Mr. Sunbed...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    edited March 2021

    was on postimage but the site seems to be having problems

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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