The return of...Caption Competition

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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    edited February 2021
    ordeal by tu​rd is only for those aspiring to the black collar
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Security breach reveals the true identity of the Leader of the New World Order Illuminati.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    edited February 2021
    New Damien Hirst work entitled, "So, you want to join the EU?"
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited February 2021
    "Muttalian...Preeeeseeeent @rse".
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    Dogs placed alongside Uighur's for not barking in Mandarin undergo 'retraining'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    One of the MFs put the Bottom Bracket dog owners display team through its paces for their appearance on Britain's Got Talent.
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    edited February 2021
    Turn around you @ss holes
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    This seems to have run it's course.

    Will pick a winner at an unspecified time tomorrow.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Who f@rted?
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    shortfall said:

    Corporal Chin rubbed the vase and out came the Genie who granted him a single wish. Something was lost in translation however as his request for eight hot bitches begging for an.al didn't turn out the way he had in mind.

    This one seemed the most appropriate to me. Not sure why, not sure I want to know.
    Anyway, over to you @shortfall
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cheers Thistle. Here's one I got in a WhatsApp.


  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    figurative statue of johnson unveiled
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    And the Cake Stopper of the year is.....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    No sorry still can't find it.
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 723
    "Dress up" Boris visits a pop up gynaecologist
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Dominic Cummings and wife seen exercising near Whitehall.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    No, I said can you bring the big volvo.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Tired of the Tories and SNP?

    Vote New Labia.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    edited February 2021
    The IOC unveil the apparatus for a new discipline: Olympic m.u.f.f diving.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,218
    Claps for flaps starts next week
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    One where you definitely wouldn't touch the sides.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Pictures emerge of the Cake Stop echo chamber.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    This has slid down the page so I will call it some time this evening.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Corbyns image makeover still didn't change public perceptions of him.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Can you smell fish?
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Jeremy who?
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    kingstongraham said:

    No, I said can you bring the big volvo.

    In all honesty I could have given it to all of you. Some really laugh out loud replies this week but Im giving it to KG on account of him being something of a stranger to the caption comp.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    Ta.


  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Due to low demand, Brussels makes assurances that there are no side effects from the Astra Zeneca vaccine.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited February 2021
    Later that same evening Bungle would receive another kind of pr1ck altogether from Jeffrey.

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