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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    Brexiteer gives up United Kingdom for a horse, is disappointed.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    CB tests his latest idea for battery powered local deliveries.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Pinno's Lego contraptions get put to good use.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Road test - Tesla vs. Mustang
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,666
    Now in it's 14th year, the content of the Silly Commuter Racing thread had changed significantly.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Sungod gees up his chauffeur on an illicit shopping trip to buy Orangettes.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    Come on darling, I told you that was the last time you go shopping for the Christmas Turkey.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    Hoppy admits the Volvo was a copy/paste.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    edited January 2021
    GT Arrowhead's mum gets wheeled out for her last shift.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    As their neighbours' son is a cabinet minister, Reginald and Cynthia got awarded a very lucrative vaccine distribution contract.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    lockdown ninety-four outrage as dominic cummings claims wife was taking him for eye test
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Mr and Mrs H3 test drive something that's more fun than their new Volvo.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    I've not driven anything this exciting since we rented that Morris Marina in 1974.
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Excuse me sir, could you tell us the way to Ascot , we need to be there for the 2:30 race
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    "Marriage is not 5 furlongs on a sunny day at Epsom, it's 4 miles in heavy going at Newton Abbot..."
    "We're in Bromley darling".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Race hearse.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited January 2021
    Ethel takes the prize in the women’s institute competition for the biggest c0ck on a hobby horse.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Grey Flag breakdown recovery
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    thistle_ said:

    Grey Flag breakdown recovery


    The winner is Thistle, for being cleverer than the rest of you.

    Over to you.

  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    You search for something from Puck Moonen and this comes up:

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    An interloper is spotted in the BB slap heads reunion.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Which one is the dinosaur which one is the fossil?
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    So, I quietly snuck up behind him, and before I ate him he said "clever girl".

    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    65 years into lockdown, and BBC schools programming is going strong.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    the Catholic Church latest attempt to push Creationism down the throats of their Sunday school attendees falls flat.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    thistle_ said:

    You search for something from Puck Moonen and this comes up:

    what did the nasty man do?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    President of the EU commission starts wearing a disguise after bad press over vaccines.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Jimmy Savile said he'd give me a present this big.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Judging sometime tomorrow.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Things gets worse for the EU as they try to laugh off the side effects of the Russian vaccine, hoping nobody will notice.

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