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  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Does my head look big in this ?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Face mask to hide womens' bushy eyebrows and 'taches proves a hit during lockdown.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Gunnersaurus agrees terms with Fenerbahce, subject to passing medical.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Stevo_666 said:

    Face mask to hide womens' bushy eyebrows and 'taches proves a hit during lockdown.

    I liked this one the best.
    Over to you stevo.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Come on man, come on. Get a pic up. You can count your beans later.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    I'll be back...drinking fermented apples rather than counting beans just now :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Keeping it vaguely topical...have a cracking at this one:


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Well Michel, there is a drug that can help with your erection problem but you best make your own arrangements if you want a shag this year.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    I think it's twins.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    Theresa did it for me...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,183
    Wishing on a star.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    ballysmate said:

    Well Michel, there is a drug that can help with your erection problem but you best make your own arrangements if you want a shag this year.

    its by the by, but isn't that Jean Claude not Michel.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
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  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Der Englander fatties jump the queue..
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    edited February 2021
    Following the UKs exit from the EU, Ursala von der Leyen has an eye on a new member.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
    www.seewildlife.co.uk
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    elbowloh said:

    ballysmate said:

    Well Michel, there is a drug that can help with your erection problem but you best make your own arrangements if you want a shag this year.

    its by the by, but isn't that Jean Claude not Michel.
    Yep, you are indeed correct.
    Bloody foreigners all look the same. :D
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    Have you thought about resigning, Ursula?
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    We've all put on a little bit during lockdown
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Well I bet you can’t play pocket billiards Ursula
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Is that a mini Mars bar in your pocket or are you pleased to see me
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    I'm not sure it IS "all muscle", you know
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    edited February 2021
    yours is smaller than johnson's, but his is all floppy
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    I'm sorry Jean Claude. Regardless of size, just like the bananas, it isn't straight enough to meet the EU regulations regarding shape.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    edited February 2021
    sungod said:

    yours is smaller than johnson's, but his is all floppy

    It leans slightly to the right.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,287
    "Pour le 20th time, non, I don't want to voir votre impression d'un elephant."
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    I'll call this one tomorrow - last efforts please gentlemen....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    edited February 2021
    Stevo_666 said:

    I'll call this one tomorrow - last efforts please gentlemen....

    Push harder
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Ursula and Jean Claude consider ever closer union.
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    We will need to negotiate a withdrawal agreement first.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Forgot again - whoops. Quite a few entries of a similar standard but Thistle gets it for some late topical wit:
    thistle_ said:

    We will need to negotiate a withdrawal agreement first.

    Take it away, prickly plant man :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    Thanks for the burden:

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