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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Obviously not a caption, but...

    I was at a resort in Crete years ago, and whilst sitting in an sea front taverna, this german guy walked past.

    He looked a bit like Mat Lucas, and he was dressed in a very tight, armless t-shirt, had just that haircut, that shape and tight shorts. He was with his girlfriend and the clothes he wearing were maybe quite fashionable where he lived. But the reaction from the UK people around was priceless, because he looked exactly and unwittingly like 'the only gay in the village' at the time when that was being shown.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    steveo discovers he's not the only crudder in the village
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    "Have you found the bloody Turkey yet?"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stop talking bollcks Matt, the BBC would never be stupid enough to censor comedy material through the lens of today when qualifying material that’s 20 years old, I mean this sketch is sooo funny.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo surprises his tranny uplifter on a visit to South Wales for old times sake.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Time gentlemen please. Despite a late surge in creativity, it goes to Loon who now owes me a new keyboard for this one:
    orraloon said:

    "No, I'M the only bike courier in the village."

    Take it away Mr. Gravel.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Why are we waiting?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    ballysmate said:

    Why are we waiting?

    You can't come back after a long absence and start shouting.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Why not? Show me the rulez.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    Da roolz:

    #1: Get your ass in BB
    #2 Post bollocks often
    #3 Post pics of your morning run/walk/cycle/pi$$ behind the shed (Seano is responsible for this one)
    #4 Post pics of mishaps

    You've done none of the above, so you don't get a say.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    That's nice, said in the style of Mrs Brown.

    Seems fitting on this day of days to mark the end (I don't think so) of ToddlerTantrumTrump's time at the top with


  • thistle_
    thistle_ Posts: 7,218
    orraloon said:

    That's nice, said in the style of Mrs Brown.

    Seems fitting on this day of days to mark the end (I don't think so) of ToddlerTantrumTrump's time at the top with


    2 big ones and 4 small ones Carol/Rachel
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    Donald shows what sort of 'global' issues he'll be concentrating on after today.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    edited January 2021
    hooters unveil spare ti​t
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,614
    edited January 2021
    Trump assembles an intellectually elite team to attempt re-erection.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    This led to Hooters being censured. Their licence allows t1ts to be displayed but not tw@ts.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Right ladies, get your kit off and bend over, I’m still searching for the missing Republican votes
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,461
    edited January 2021
    Donald Trump and the first ladies bid farewell to White House staff.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Sorry old boy we don't fcuk grandads, unless they're well hung and you're not so fcuk off back to your wife
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    slowmart said:

    Sorry old boy we don't fcuk grandads, unless they're well hung and you're not so fcuk off back to your wife

    No doubt some would claim he should be.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    I'm your daddy now, hey hehe heh, no really, I'm your daddy!
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,734
    edited January 2021
    First titt:"Oh Donnie, I just love the way your skin tone matches our shorts."
    Second titt: “yeah, would you say it was apricot or impeach?”
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Ah hah, this dropped off the first page and out of sight equals something or other, I forget. Call it tomorrow so any late inspirations, please post now.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    edited January 2021
    when donald asked if the girls enjoyed ana​l, he hadn't noticed they were all wearing strap-ons
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Well girls, goodbye I'm off to Scotland to join the SNP as they need some credibility.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,947
    'Hey Cake Stoppers, look what I get up to every night now I'm out of a job'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Though there may be some forthcoming accusations of plagiarism by sg but I leave that to higher authorities, the fox's paw takes it with
    ballysmate said:

    This led to Hooters being censured. Their licence allows t1ts to be displayed but not tw@ts.


    Allons-y.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Thanks Loony
    I'd like to say it is such an honour but it isn't.
    Anyway, I've raided my holiday snaps and


    image
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    With rumour's abound that Sir Alan wants them back, Margaret and Nick make their way to the Apprentice studio.
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    after 70 years, lockdown eases and two the nation's children pick up their game where they left off
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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