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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    In deepest Stranraer the locals can order six pints with one hand
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    Sungod's tales of quaffing bubbly in foreign lands are shown to be somewhat exaggerated after his holiday snaps are leaked.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    Pinno celebrates finally finishing PPP.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Not quite the future Mrs & Mr Markle had in mind when they/she decided to ditch the royal life.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    After being introduced to the receptionist, Looney regrets going to a cut price car dealership for his annual 'service'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    If we get divorced are you still my dad?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Loon moves into a caravan to preserve his 'freedom of movement' entitlement.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    I'm flattered by the internet attention, but I repeat Gerald is a very very nice man.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    pinno said:

    Cheers Stevo:

    Winner when it fizzles out:


    In the cold light of day, Cinderella realised that beer goggles weren’t helping in her search for a Prince.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Casting calls for the stage production of Shrek found the perfect lead role pair.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    Tyson Fury denies allegations that he's a bit out of shape.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    after his deportation from the republic of london, johnson shacks up with the mogg girl at her dad's new residence
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    slowmart said:

    In deepest Stranraer the locals can order six pints with one hand

    That's so true that it's not funny.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Linda had begun to wonder if Bernie’s commitment to the transition to Bernice was fading, and he’d stopped taking the hormones. Either that or the doc needed to seriously up the dose.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    No expense spared for Hayden's honeymoon.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Looks like Step had a tough paper round.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    Bally downs a beer or two at the airport waiting for the sandstorm to blow over.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    So that's what happened to Mr Baxter.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    Rumours of Hayden's shotgun wedding turned out to be true after all.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Rick blames his lifestyle on Tory austerity.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Pinno's loons redundancy package didn't go far.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The last 2 members of the BR forum have one last drink as the forum dies on its ar5e.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    slowmart said:

    If we get divorced are you still my dad?

    All yours @slowmart, take it away: you da winna.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
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    Cheers Pinno
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    Look on the bright side Harv, what'll happen to you behind bars is no worse than what happened to Labour and the Lib Dems on 12th December.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    Harvey W was slightly upset about the verdict but absolutely devastated by the news that in prison, he wasn't allowed access to the new 2020 Pinno's Pop up shop catalogue, where there are many bargains to be had at amazing prices, hurry now while stocks last.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Harvey was shown into Epstein's old cell, the rope still in place, and asks, "Me too?"
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    You're going to have something to wein about soon.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    ballysmate said:

    Harvey was shown into Epstein's old cell, the rope still in place, and asks, "Me too?"

    😊
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    You up for a foursome gal?

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