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  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    FFS Jennifer, get away from the reporters.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Hah... fwaw... I can... definitely... spout more... bull5h1t than you big boy.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Come on, the China Shop, er, Parliament is this way..
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Boris tries to lead a bullshitter, who wants to Remain, to a better life.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Boris found that unlike Tory MP’s, animals have a mind and a will of their own
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited February 2020
    Come on, it’s off to the slaughterhouse house for you.

    Fuck off I’ll last longer than you, you fat floppy haired ugly lying cunt
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    ballysmate said:

    Boris tries to lead a bullshitter, who wants to Remain, to a better life.

    "It's the way I tell 'em", as per Frank Carson. 😉 Bring back the 70s. Oh you have.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    edited February 2020
    orraloon said:

    ballysmate said:

    Boris tries to lead a bullshitter, who wants to Remain, to a better life.

    Bring back the 70s. .
    You're confusing me with some crazed left winger.
    Not usually an easy mistake to make.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    ballysmate said:

    orraloon said:

    ballysmate said:

    Boris tries to lead a bullshitter, who wants to Remain, to a better life.

    Bring back the 70s. .
    You're confusing me with some crazed left winger.
    Not usually an easy mistake to make.
    You don't need to add the word 'crazed'. Left winger is enough.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960



    Boris tackles the source of Cake Stop opinions head on.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo_666 said:


    Boris tackles the source of Cake Stop opinions head on.



    Tbf Stevo, he would need a shovel.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    ballysmate said:

    Stevo_666 said:


    Boris tackles the source of Cake Stop opinions head on.

    Tbf Stevo, he would need a shovel.

    Trouble is, you can't call a spade a spade these days.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo_666 said:

    ballysmate said:

    Stevo_666 said:


    Boris tackles the source of Cake Stop opinions head on.

    Tbf Stevo, he would need a shovel.
    Trouble is, you can't call a spade a spade these days.

    Ha ha


  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Mad cow called Sturgeon tries to break free but Boris is having none of it.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    ballysmate said:

    Mad cow called Sturgeon tries to break free but Boris is having none of it.

    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    This was the second and slightly less welcome bull market that Boris had created since winning the general election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Boris forgets his contacts when out on the pull
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Boris misheard. He thought he had to deal with lefty bullocks.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    edited February 2020
    slowmart said:

    Come on, it’s off to the slaughterhouse house for you.

    fu​ck off I’ll last longer than you, you fat floppy haired ugly lying scumbag

    over to you matey
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    Why are we waiting?

    Ironic that the winning caption was a complete lie ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited February 2020
    so I have tried using HTML and the mountain in a box to post an image and I’ve failed dismally

    So how the chuff do you post an image on here?

    Thanks in advance
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    edited February 2020
    ..
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,624
    slowmart said:

    so I have tried using HTML and the mountain in a box to post an image and I’ve failed dismally

    So how the chuff do you post an image on here?

    Thanks in advance

    Right click on the image > [Select from the drop down box] 'Copy image' > Paste [on here].

    Or: right click on image and select 'Copy image address' > paste it here and we'll do the rest.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Didn't work for me either.
    Have to use Sungod's method.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    edited February 2020
    like this...

    <img src="IMAGE-URL-HERE"/>
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    image


    Cheers SG & Pinno

    Pinno- that doesn’t work...

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    edited February 2020
    where's my mask, how come i don't get a mask, he's got a mask, why didn't they give me a mask, i want a mask, fucksocks, i'm going to die aren't i, it's not fair, bloody viruses, i thought they were stopping that sort of thing at the border now, it's what i voted for, why's he got a mask, it's not fair <continues ad infinitum et ad nauseam>
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    The arrival of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse, 2020 style.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,960
    Delegates arrive at the 2020 Labour party conference having taken suitable precautions against a possible outbreak of moderate thinking.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Gary McAllistair found it tough to get a job after ha ging up his boots.

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