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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    orraloon said:

    Ok, time to call this. Gotta make space for the Jan 31st welcome to hell, oh sorry bright sunlit unicorn uplands time.

    So, winner is.....

    ...from another hemisphere. Blxxdy foreigners, coming in 'ere, winnin' our competitions, thought we had Taken Back Control?


    Wheelspinner said:

    So Greta, how’s your scam campaign going? So far we’ve scored billions in freebies! Beat that.

    Why thang kew, ‘loon! I am out at the crackery this ‘ning so will sort later.
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720


    Give it a few days...
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    The portrait in Stevo's attic.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Cakestopper has face like he is chewing a wasp on Brexit day.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Hi. My name's Bob. I'm employee of the month in Pinno's popup knocking shop.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    following johnson's complaints about sharp bits, dominic cummings has his teeth removed in order to better service his leader
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • N0bodyOfTheGoat
    N0bodyOfTheGoat Posts: 6,070
    Man tries in vain to block Brexit vacuum with mouth.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,965
    orraloon said:

    Hi. My name's Bob. I'm employee of the month in Pinno's popup knocking shop.

    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    I'fe loft me top thet of teef, hath you theen them?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,965
    Bally prepares to post his professional photoshoot pics on Tinder in the hope of a better response than last time.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Stevo_666 said:

    Bally prepares to post his professional photoshoot pics on Tinder in the hope of a better response than last time.


    Don't forget Grindr. That way I get rejected by twice as many people.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    ballysmate said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Bally prepares to post his professional photoshoot pics on Tinder in the hope of a better response than last time.


    Don't forget Grindr. That way I get rejected by twice as many people.
    True, very true.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    Man sues Rowtree's for Lemon Sherbet recipe mix up.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    Criticism of MacDonald's thicker shakes continues as man sucks himself inside out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    edited January 2020
    Stevo's first drive in the Panzer elicit's interesting reaction to fuel gauge.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    It was hard for Harry to blow the candles out on his wedding night but sneezing was a unique recycling process.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,965
    ballysmate said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    Bally prepares to post his professional photoshoot pics on Tinder in the hope of a better response than last time.


    Don't forget Grindr. That way I get rejected by twice as many people.
    You never know Bally, you could get lucky.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,965
    pinno said:

    Stevo's first drive in the Panzer elicit's interesting reaction to fuel gauge.

    You're not far wrong there.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Cakestop regular fails to hide upset when Big Ben Bongs mark Brexit.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I held a Fruit Pastille in my mouth without sucking it and it's had no effect.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    He didn't realise that suppositories were not to be taken orally.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,965
    edited February 2020
    Eating their hats last night was a bit of an effort for some Cake Stoppers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    John Culshaw found that following Brexit the same impression covered Hugh Grant, John Hannah, Steve Coogan, Patrick Stewart, and Emma Thompson.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited February 2020
    The transfer ban lifted, still no incoming players made Frank feel unloved, unsupported and soon to be unemployed.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    What do you mean, stop pulling faces? This is my face, you faceist barsteward. #whatnose
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    NHS Dentistry. It's The Future.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    government's chief negotiator denies post-brexit uk is toothless
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Rick follows his own advice 'to suck it up' and instantly regrets it.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    Given the, er, discussion on another thread, I had in mind something along the lines of "BBC issues all staff with The Illustrated User Guide for Twitter (Rev 2)"

    Close call otherwise, but...
    sungod said:

    government's chief negotiator denies post-brexit uk is toothless

    Winner!
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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    edited February 2020
    ooo thanks, a quick search for two pejorative terms found this...

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny

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