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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    edited January 2020
    Why thank you Shorty. Gammon fodder anyone?


  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited January 2020
    What's my name Greta? Like all Red Indians I was christened by what my Mother saw outside the teepee when I was born. So "Two Dogs Fvcking" it was.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,965
    "It was so cold today I had to put this stupid hat on"
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo_666 said:

    "It was so cold today I had to put this stupid hat on"

    😀
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    hey, i recognise those feathers, you killed my eagle you fucker
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    Why Friday in particular - is there something specific happening?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    I don't care what you say. You can't keep burning carbon fuel to make your smoke signals.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Wow! Billy Two Rivers!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Hello little girl. Do you want to see the inside of my teepee?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    You don't let anything go to waste from the Xmas turkey do you?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,965
    Big Chief 'Looks Like a Tw@t' meets Little Chief 'Talks Like a Tw@t'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    I don't know about you Greta but I kept my carbon footprint low by sharing my Private Jet into Davos with Prince Charles.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    "Daddy, last weekend you were 'Sally', the weekend before that you were a Hell's Angel. This has to stop"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    I'm not the government land rights liaison officer.
    You should have gone to spec savers.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,720
    So Greta, how’s your scam campaign going? So far we’ve scored billions in freebies! Beat that.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    So pleased to meet you. YMCA is my favourite song.
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    F**k the environment, we want more casinos.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited January 2020
    Hi Greta I'm Terry Christian, you may know me from my recent public breakdown on GMB. Wibble.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "So Greta, this offer we have to co-present the next series of Top Gear, get to fly all round the world with a huge support crew, get to test blast high performance cars, get to take messy diesels into remote places like the high Himalayas... you up for it?"

    "Top Gear! Hell yeah"

    Carry on peeps.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    "Put her in the basket Chief"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey Chief, I hear you’ve got the biggest teepee in the village?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    "Greta Greta, I feel like a Wigwam in a Teepee"
    "You're two tense"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    edited January 2020
    Welcome Chief to Pinno's pop up knocking shop. It's 20 quid for a bl0w j0b or a tenner if you can wait for the man himself to take his teeth out.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Ok, time to call this. Gotta make space for the Jan 31st welcome to hell, oh sorry bright sunlit unicorn uplands time.

    So, winner is.....

    ...from another hemisphere. Blxxdy foreigners, coming in 'ere, winnin' our competitions, thought we had Taken Back Control?
    Wheelspinner said:

    So Greta, how’s your scam campaign going? So far we’ve scored billions in freebies! Beat that.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    ballysmate said:

    Welcome Chief to Pinno's pop up knocking shop. It's 20 quid for a bl0w j0b or a tenner if you can wait for the man himself to take his teeth out.

    Oi, Pinno's pop up knocking shop s a discount outfit.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    pinno said:

    ballysmate said:

    Welcome Chief to Pinno's pop up knocking shop. It's 20 quid for a bl0w j0b or a tenner if you can wait for the man himself to take his teeth out.

    Oi, Pinno's pop up knocking shop s a discount outfit.
    Sorry Pinno.

    Er.... How much do you charge?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    edited January 2020
    ballysmate said:

    pinno said:

    ballysmate said:

    Welcome Chief to Pinno's pop up knocking shop. It's 20 quid for a bl0w j0b or a tenner if you can wait for the man himself to take his teeth out.

    Oi, Pinno's pop up knocking shop s a discount outfit.
    Sorry Pinno.

    Er.... How much do you charge?
    Listen; if you want too see our 'menu', i'll send you a copy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    pinno said:

    ballysmate said:

    pinno said:

    ballysmate said:

    Welcome Chief to Pinno's pop up knocking shop. It's 20 quid for a bl0w j0b or a tenner if you can wait for the man himself to take his teeth out.

    Oi, Pinno's pop up knocking shop s a discount outfit.
    Sorry Pinno.

    Er.... How much do you charge?
    Listen; if you want too see our 'menu', i'll send you a copy.

    Bogof?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    ballysmate said:

    pinno said:

    ballysmate said:

    pinno said:

    ballysmate said:

    Welcome Chief to Pinno's pop up knocking shop. It's 20 quid for a bl0w j0b or a tenner if you can wait for the man himself to take his teeth out.

    Oi, Pinno's pop up knocking shop s a discount outfit.
    Sorry Pinno.

    Er.... How much do you charge?
    Listen; if you want too see our 'menu', i'll send you a copy.

    Bogof?
    Foff.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,626
    edited January 2020
    (Pinno's pop up shop PR dept. is now shut).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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