The return of...Caption Competition
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in a moment of clarity, as his father contentedly fouls himself for the ninth time that day, harry foresees his own fatemy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
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Sorry son, I can't look. That hat your missus is wearing.... looks like a pizza base landed on her from a great height.
Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS0 -
as megan's hat slices into his head yet again, harry contemplates asking dad how he arranged the accidentmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
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Dad, what's a Cuck?0
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Stung at suggestions that he was pussywhipped, little did Harry know that the new sex toy Meghan had just taken delivery of was a strap on.0
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You keep smiling at the fxxkers, I'll get the drone strike dialed in.0
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Since this financial independence lark started I am a bit strapped. Lend us twenty quid dad and I'll get the drinks in.
(Am I still allowed to enter?)0 -
Hey up son, who's the black piece?1
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Meghan, your taxi's here to take you to the airport. We've splashed out on a Merc and a French driver."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Siri, show me Cakeism.0
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Whatsamatta?
Is it cuz I iz black?0 -
We've decided to step back from being senior members of Bottom Bracket and will spend our time in Crudcatcher.0
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Have you seen the way she's looking at your Dad?You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.0
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First scene of saucer crash finished in the remake of The Thing.0
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"I wish you'd told The Queen of your plans in adavnce."
" We did, Elton was the first person to know "0 -
...and the winna is:
[drum roll]
For this one but mainly for ducking out of posting a picture. But if you can't do that*, find a pic and send me the link and i'll post it for you.
*You technologically retarded tw@t.ballysmate said:Whatsamatta?
Is it cuz I iz black?
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
The instructions seem quite straight forward but it don't seem to be happening for me. Tried the pasting link and even the drag n drop.
If the pic don't work, here's the link.
https://images.earthtouchnews.com/media/385734/elephant-car-scratch-4-2014-08-08.jpg?width=710&height=474&mode=crop&upscale=false
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Here you go.
Easy peasy.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
..lemon squeazy
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
No pineapples for me?!seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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gonkballysmate said:The instructions seem quite straight forward but it don't seem to be happening for me. Tried the pasting link and even the drag n drop.
If the pic don't work, here's the link.
https://images.earthtouchnews.com/media/385734/elephant-car-scratch-4-2014-08-08.jpg?width=710&height=474&mode=crop&upscale=false
if you can't get the assisted linking to work, just paste your link into the tags...
<img src="link_goes_here"/>
i.e.
<img src="https://images.earthtouchnews.com/media/385734/elephant-car-scratch-4-2014-08-08.jpg?width=710&height=474&mode=crop&upscale=false"/>
by default i'd strip the stuff after the .jpg i.e.
<img src="https://images.earthtouchnews.com/media/385734/elephant-car-scratch-4-2014-08-08.jpg"/>
the latter results in...
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
The three great lies for elephants
I love you
The cheques in the post
I won’t cum in your window“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
Bally is not going to understand one jot of that ^.sungod said:
gonkballysmate said:The instructions seem quite straight forward but it don't seem to be happening for me. Tried the pasting link and even the drag n drop.
If the pic don't work, here's the link.
https://images.earthtouchnews.com/media/385734/elephant-car-scratch-4-2014-08-08.jpg?width=710&height=474&mode=crop&upscale=false
if you can't get the assisted linking to work, just paste your link into the tags...
<img src="link_goes_here"/>
i.e.
<img src="https://images.earthtouchnews.com/media/385734/elephant-car-scratch-4-2014-08-08.jpg?width=710&height=474&mode=crop&upscale=false"/>
by default i'd strip the stuff after the .jpg i.e.
<img src="https://images.earthtouchnews.com/media/385734/elephant-car-scratch-4-2014-08-08.jpg"/>
the latter results in...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Prince Phillip denies any involvement in freak car crash involving Harry and Meghan.0
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VW occupants discover the answer to "What comes in pints?" Apparently it's elephants.0
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"You're not bringing that polluting wreck into my park"seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Stevo realised that the elephant wasn't in the room.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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big boy teaches johnson that he's the weakest party in the negotiations
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
Sungod regrets ignoring height restriction signs while on his African expedition."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Sometimes you just have to scratch that itch. Oh, that feels good.0
