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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Err... Porker driving/fixing and kid wrangling. Sod all else.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited December 2019
    Bear Grylls can Fuc right off if he thinks he’s sticking that up my ar5e spit roasting me for tv.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Who wants to see the size of my new invisible nut?
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    you lot are rubbish without brexit/corbyn/boris to fall back on

    go on then, i'll call it later/tomorrow, political entries will be considered due to current poor standards!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    i wanna tell you a story
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Oi Corbyn, no! You're not having 50% of all my nuts.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    No, I said no UK Border Force, I'm not some xxxxing immigrant, my people have been here since the 1870s.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    A wh... wh... wh... whole f f f f family g g g g grey squirrels. Oh f*ck.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    "Oh my god - a giant Hazelnut chocolate selection for Christmas? You shouldn't have honey".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    pinno said:

    A wh... wh... wh... whole f f f f family g g g g grey squirrels. Oh f*ck.

    i'm off out on the bike (it is actually due to be dry today - shocking!) so i'll call this now! well done and none brexit!

    over to you Pinno
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Why are we waiting?

    Come on Pinno, you're the Chrismas number one in the caption comp, we want a good 'un.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Cheers Chris {Or whatever the hell your name is] I shall try... Back soon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    GAFMO...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Oi, shuddup - i'm concentrating.



    Winner when it fizzles out.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    The Pirelli Calendar struggled with sales as it entered the Trans age.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Applicants for the 'Girls of Momentum' calendar arrive for their photoshoots.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    Is that your best selfie?
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Fears emerge about Pinno's mental health after his latest contribution to the Inexplicable Crushes thread.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    "What you looking at?"
  • slowbike
    slowbike Posts: 8,498
    The Fisheries Minister arrives in Plymouth for a meeting with local fishermen to discuss the importance of using the correct Net Size to target the right catch.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    shortfall said:

    Fears emerge about Pinno's mental health after his latest contribution to the Inexplicable Crushes thread.

    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Kerry Katona leaks before and after pics to promote new Fitness DVD.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    A new development in the "Where is MF?" saga shows he has ditched the Santa outfit.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    following lipstick on a pig accusations, johnson admits double life
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Dafydd Thomas had not aged well.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited December 2019
    With the largest number of Labour MP’s losing their seats in living memory, some revert to trying to sell themselves but even then they can’t give it away.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    edited December 2019
    Ann Widdecombe takes up alternative employment after Brexit party flops in the election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Does my bum look big in this?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Some people turn heads, Pinno turns stomachs.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    After this, the Rocky Horror Show vowed never to return to Bromley.

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