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  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    edited December 2019
    I'll get this in first...

    Boris's unexpected Xmas Day visit to two of his brood doesn't go as well as planned.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    The kids suddenly rumble Gary Glitters' cunning disguise.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Ho Ho........ Oh
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Jim fixed it for me to be Santa as long as I send him the photos
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    edited December 2019
    It wasn't the b.o.n.e.r in Santa's trousers that bothered the kids, it was the Halitosis.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967



    Corbyn's attempt to bribe people with loads of 'free' stuff is met with dismay.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Stevo_666 said:


    Corbyn's attempt to bribe people with loads of 'free' stuff is met with dismay.



    it wasn't just the holidays that were coming
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    The answer to the question "Where is MF?"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    You wanna be in my gang, my gang ..
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Ok i just fancied a quickie this time and i can't take anymore of your filthy minds,i did laugh at all of them though.

    Winner is Bass Master Chris
    chris_bass said:

    Stevo_666 said:


    Corbyn's attempt to bribe people with loads of 'free' stuff is met with dismay.

    it wasn't just the holidays that were coming


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    CC have you pm'd him?

    Why are we waiting etc.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Stevo_666 said:

    CC have you pm'd him?

    Why are we waiting etc.

    i've seen it - i'll post a picture in 5...... 4......... 3........ etc
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913

    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    i'm fed up with politics and brexit so any political entries will be unlikely to win - just as a warning!!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    "Agadoo Doo Doo push pineapple shake the tree."
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    BBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    No Boris, put it back inside your pants.

    (Sorry CB, just fits so well 😊)
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    orraloon said:

    No Boris, put it back inside your pants.

    (Sorry CB, just fits so well 😊)

    disqualified i'm afraid - mainly because "no Boris, not those kind of nuts" is by far the better comment!! i'm here to teach as well as entertain!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,299
    edited December 2019
    😊 Touché
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Lulu was fed up of the unsolicited advances of Big banger Ted, the rampant Raccoon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    Sammy Squirrel demonstrates the size of his girlfriend's ar$e.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    'Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it...
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    edited December 2019
    "Order!! Order!!!!!!!"

    (Not political on the grounds that the Speaker is impartial......or should be).
  • sadlybiggins
    sadlybiggins Posts: 158
    I apologise in advance:

    It's Bruce Tree
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    sadlybiggins said:

    I apologise in advance:

    It's Bruce Tree

    Boom boom.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Whoa, whoa!!!
    I'm a squirrel, not a fcuking gerbil!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    pinno said:

    sadlybiggins said:

    I apologise in advance:

    It's Bruce Tree

    Boom boom.
    Oi, that's my line!!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,627
    Yay, i'ts Bally.

    Where tf haveyewbin?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,967
    pinno said:

    Yay, i'ts Bally.

    Where tf haveyewbin?

    More to the point Bally, you're needed over in Cake Stop - there are lefties that need tormenting, especially after Boris' glorious victory. I can't do it all myself >:)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Hail Pinno!
    I'm still alive and kicking. Not been doing much exciting though tbh.
    This new forum layout looks odd to me. Still working things out. I note that I no longer warrant a capital B.
    What you been up to apart from kid wrangling?

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