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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,324
    No no no numbers man. That was 17 years later and at Wembley. But keep stirring...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,079
    Who cares when it happened as long as it did :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    "I need a second chip for my other shoulder"

    :D :? :D
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Proof positive of Scotland’s historic tolerance towards their transgender population
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Google, meaty males tossing cabers
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Hey Cake Stoppers. I've solved the problem of wetting myself over Brexit. I don't wear pants.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Pinno has gone native.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    “Hi babe, I’ve just quit leading the Tories, call the nanny for child care and get the strap on out, i need a good shagging."
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Donald was disqualified from the "Freestyle Text Posing" event when the VAR revealed a foot fault.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Having swiped right on Ruth Davidson's picture, Jock realised he'd dropped a bit of a bollock.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,324
    Call it time.

    Apologies for the diversions down memory lane, where do the years go? Those were the days etc etc.

    Some good entries, even if the lower numbers suggest that posting a pic of the Prime Liar or the OrangeKhxxt is always a safe bet.

    This one, simple and direct, made me chuckle. Take it mr Bass.
    Chris Bass wrote:
    ET phone Hume
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Clearly I'm the funniest of all the internetters!

    Give this a whirl

    Mike-Tyson-300x206.jpg?w=980&q=75
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    After his spell inside, even Iron Mike is no stranger to a c0ck in his mouth.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,079
    PC clampdown on violent sport causes a shortage of quality opponents for Iron Mike.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Novelty beverage holders hit a new low.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,324
    "Go on, kith me"
    "No"
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    A man goes to the doctor with a pigeon stuck to his face
    "How did the happen?" Says the doctor.
    "It started as a wart on my break" replied the pigeon.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    edited September 2019
    Ozzy says."Go on Mike. Do it! Do it!"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,079
    The Cake Stop dove of political correctness meets an untimely end.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    The last time I had my mouth this close to a bird I ended up before the Beak then as well.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Another dopey bird comes forward to jump on the "Me Too" bandwagon.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Mike tried to re launch his career by starring in Animal Farm 2.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Not the sharpest tool in the box, Mike was baffled when he couldn't find an ear to bite.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Even the local drug dealer wants a degree of separation so employs pigeons to deliver Ruffies to convicted rapists.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,017
    Mike kissed his favourite pigeon good bye because Cake Stoppers told him that pigeons would stop homing after Brexit.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    CakeStop Remainers threaten MPs with "Go for no deal and the pigeon gets it" tactic.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    edited September 2019
    I knew it! Blackadder is innocent, he didn't eat Speckled Jim, Tyson did.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    In Pigeon English, Hey Mike, you breath smells like you have been sucking prison c0ck again.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,673
    Coleman in the background kept saying 'Hit him Frank'...
    Such was the deep scars of a missed opportunity and Dementia.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    winner announced some time tomorrow - time for a few more late entries!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes

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